Adventure Book Theatre: The Vampire Express (w/ Jasper William Cartwright)
Added 2023-05-25 18:05:42 +0000 UTC
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Greetings, scholars! With semi-frequent guest Jake Hurwitz on paternity leave, the Book Buds recruit Jasper William Cartwright (3 Black Halflings, Games & Feelings) for a trip to Transylvania aboard the Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Express! Turn the page and delight as the Lore Lords encounter horny kings, talking boxes and the sickest painting you've ever seen in your life. All Aboard!
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CREDITS:
Sound Mixing and Editing by Trevor Lyon
8-Bit Book Club Theme by Emily Axford
Boxey was completely unhinged π€£π€£
Fairefozza Blackheart
2023-10-05 02:38:40 +0000 UTC
8 Bit Bookclub is my favorite! The old episodes need to be re-uploaded. Long reign the Lore Lords!
2023-06-01 17:21:52 +0000 UTC
I love the fact that the book is called Vampire Express but you only stay on it for like 10 pages max.
2023-06-01 10:59:06 +0000 UTC
it's a non stop thrill ride
joel
2023-05-30 19:29:09 +0000 UTC
You all make me excited to be 30.
Nat20wife
2023-05-30 16:20:34 +0000 UTC
I just have to say, you all should pick up the RPG book Vampire Cruise, I think you all would enjoy it, it's not unlike Murder on the Orient Express if one of them were a vampire
KeganExe
2023-05-29 19:03:37 +0000 UTC
Congratulations Jake! God bless the king
Noah James Perito
2023-05-28 23:13:53 +0000 UTC
Yes! More Jasper! The 3BH and NADDPod casts have such great chemistry, I love any crossover.
Robert
2023-05-28 18:02:48 +0000 UTC
I wanna say Jasper you are dead to me for that 38 year old comment. I just couldn't get a breath to say it GREAT read gang.
Warbreaker
2023-05-28 17:31:44 +0000 UTC
Finish Sonic Metal City Mayhem you cowards
Rickety Cricket
2023-05-28 16:06:30 +0000 UTC
I guess I have to spend the next 2 years training to be in peak condition to get turned at a tight 34.
Jenna H
2023-05-28 07:25:52 +0000 UTC
I just noticed Jake isn't on the profile pic this week
θ―ε ζΎ
2023-05-27 09:47:41 +0000 UTC
I Stan little man
Pagos, Self-Proclaimed Fae King, asking you to watch The Disruptors. Starring Ally Beardsley and Grant OβBrien
2023-05-27 04:28:11 +0000 UTC
She says, "heavy is the head."
2023-05-27 02:07:45 +0000 UTC
tony soprano is famously anti eating pussy so absolutely would not 69. he got in a huge fight with his uncle because tony revealed uncle junior loves to go down on his women.
sally
2023-05-26 20:23:56 +0000 UTC
Laughed so hard during this episode that I choked on my food and struggled to breathe
L T
2023-05-26 18:45:21 +0000 UTC
This is killing me, too. I went back a bunch of times and I can't make it out at all. Someone please help!
Joshua the Safoshua
2023-05-26 18:16:16 +0000 UTC
Sooo listening to this episode while working was definitely a challenge π
Livicent
2023-05-26 18:09:36 +0000 UTC
yawn
2023-05-26 17:27:26 +0000 UTC
I couldn't make out what Emily said at 26:50, which is upsetting because apparently it was a perfect joke.
DC
2023-05-26 16:59:01 +0000 UTC
That josh guy was really made the episode!
2023-05-26 15:08:58 +0000 UTC
I absolutely need to know more about the little man.
Three awakened gooses
2023-05-26 14:37:35 +0000 UTC
Congrats Jake and Jill! (And possibly tucker)
Cass DeMarco
2023-05-26 14:07:13 +0000 UTC
Yes
Cass DeMarco
2023-05-26 14:02:49 +0000 UTC
Excited to see Emily on Critical Role!
tautcarabiner
2023-05-26 13:36:22 +0000 UTC
I donβt think Iβve laughed this much in the first 60 seconds before π
Jennifer Maull
2023-05-26 13:32:21 +0000 UTC
Always pure madness and I love it!
Glenn Dowdle
2023-05-26 13:31:22 +0000 UTC
Anyone else have an image of jake sitting in a dark room alone listening to this just being like "gee my coworkers sure are having fun without me"
Sweet potato
2023-05-26 13:07:13 +0000 UTC
The pure chaos in this episode was amazing.
Sweet potato
2023-05-26 13:06:07 +0000 UTC
Man you ever listen an episode and get reminded, "Damn these nerds are funny as fuck huh?"
Gearbox
2023-05-26 12:40:37 +0000 UTC
Emily is ABSOLUTELY thinking about David Bowie's song Uncle Arthur from 1967. Andy Warhol actually has such similar cadence though!
Billy Seguire
2023-05-26 12:34:09 +0000 UTC
Jasper!! I just started listening to the Paradox Perfect arc of TBH, this is so fun
2023-05-26 11:56:32 +0000 UTC
How I know I've been listening to these three for a long long time... The second murph said Uncle Andrew I knew Caldwell was going to bring up Star Fox. By the way Caldwell Andrew is the nephew Andross is the uncle!
bradley Battaglia
2023-05-26 10:57:06 +0000 UTC
Hail Jake!
Michael Singer
2023-05-26 05:36:16 +0000 UTC
Emily asking what age youβd want to be a vampire made me stop dead in my tracks bc thatβs my fav first date question!!! And I always say late 30s early 40s!!
Luciana
2023-05-26 05:24:46 +0000 UTC
this is one of the most chaotic episodes iβve heard in a while
Jake Diemer
2023-05-26 04:33:35 +0000 UTC
That Hurwitz guy got his start on my 12th favorite reality show, Jaken Afraid
kerokaze
2023-05-26 03:30:05 +0000 UTC
Congrats Jake, Jill, and Trevor!!!
Ilana Galpert
2023-05-26 02:40:29 +0000 UTC
I'll be 37 in June so I'm glad I have so much to look forward to
Albert Snipz, Family Counselor @Mangia's Ristorante
2023-05-26 01:34:12 +0000 UTC
Love seeing the three regular cast members finally have a guest on, hope we see more soon. Thereβs this random white boy named Jake Hurwitz who might be interesting as a guest
Whitney Ahn
2023-05-26 00:51:37 +0000 UTC
"What age would you want to become a vampire" is a great ice breaker question actually π
Summer Rose (Grantaire)
2023-05-26 00:16:01 +0000 UTC
Fun fact, James Gandolfini was indeed 36 when The Sopranos first aired
Riley Wesson
2023-05-25 23:31:05 +0000 UTC
congrats to jake and his family!
loved hearing jasper on this episode.
so many hilarious moments, i was crying from laughing when βBoxyβ goes agro after being asked if he had more jokes
Autumnis_Prime
2023-05-25 23:22:25 +0000 UTC
I hope they get Jake to be on one of these 8 Bit Book Club episodes soon! I love the manic energy of these. (Congrats Jake!!)
Madge the Warlock
2023-05-25 22:54:28 +0000 UTC
"I'll be 37 soon" t-shirts when
joel
2023-05-25 22:44:46 +0000 UTC
I need Emily to know that David Bowie has a song called Uncle Arthur, and it's pretty good.
2023-05-25 22:35:20 +0000 UTC
this is a really good one gang
Suzanna DePeri
2023-05-25 22:16:39 +0000 UTC
Subscribed to the patreon very recently, decided to check for updates, and I have been blessed with 8-bit book club! So excited to see whatβs to come!
2023-05-25 20:30:24 +0000 UTC
I am sooooo excited to watch Emily on a cr thing! I hope to see Murph there one day
Grass
2023-05-25 20:30:09 +0000 UTC
As a 38 year old uncle named Andrew, this was a truly surreal listen
2023-05-25 19:41:24 +0000 UTC