D&D Court: Dog Borrowers, Fire Immunities and The Stolen Goodberry Miracle
Added 2023-05-12 04:57:53 +0000 UTC
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The tea picks up 😂😂🫖🫖 its faint, but it's there! At first I thought someone was in the bathroom 😂
2023-11-11 20:20:37 +0000 UTC
they played session 5 at get together 6, butttt the best way forward for the group is to now play 2 sessions at one together so that the numbers can even out! who doesn’t love a dnd marathon?
sage penelopy
2023-06-26 17:11:24 +0000 UTC
So... Does the sorcerer just need it kindly explained that yesanding is still useful in DnD but isn't a part of the games physics line in improve?
2023-05-17 00:36:30 +0000 UTC
Appreciation for caldwells very brief yellowjackets reference
Isa Gamez
2023-05-16 17:53:09 +0000 UTC
Session 5.5 that’s all I’ll say
2023-05-16 16:19:32 +0000 UTC
They definitely boosted em’s audio 😂😂
Jake Nathanson
2023-05-16 14:14:28 +0000 UTC
Poor more tea lol haha
Armando Ocampo
2023-05-16 13:26:28 +0000 UTC
I’ve got Richard Scarry’s “Cars and Trucks and Things That Go” next to my coffee table! Love y’all tonnes ‘n buckets 🤙✌️🤘
2023-05-15 11:04:53 +0000 UTC
Recently registered to trinyvale and the elevator cade reminded me of when they all took a long rest right in front of cadwels hotelevator
Ghost
2023-05-15 11:04:05 +0000 UTC
As a long-distance backpacker: we refer to those ups and downs on the hike as “PUDs”: Pointless Ups and Downs. They are definitely some type 2 fun 😅
Mackenzie Fresquez
2023-05-15 04:05:48 +0000 UTC
I second this! I guess we need to make a power point??
Jody
2023-05-14 22:39:52 +0000 UTC
That tea ASMR boost...
Maxwell Haranda
2023-05-14 19:11:27 +0000 UTC
The people of SLC, Utah demand a liveshow!
2023-05-14 16:37:47 +0000 UTC
ok the audio Did drop out but for a brief moment I thought someone was peeing
Jenna
2023-05-14 15:35:13 +0000 UTC
your ass is too hard
Egg
2023-05-14 14:34:19 +0000 UTC
“Jade City”, heard. I buy every book Emily recommends immediately after the two absolute bangers “Gideon the Ninth” and “Priory of the Orange Tree” rocked my world
Kali Berg
2023-05-14 08:09:24 +0000 UTC
The absolute irony of c1 of naddpod having episode 100 pt 1 and 2 instead of a an ep 101 re: the first case 🤣
Molly
2023-05-14 04:41:29 +0000 UTC
Session + wrap up session is one long session to me, just with a long break in it.
Pippa
2023-05-14 02:12:52 +0000 UTC
I mean regardless, the rules say that a nat 20 attack roll is an automatic hit, it’s the skill checks that are the homebrew
Whitney Ahn
2023-05-14 01:01:51 +0000 UTC
They were blinded by the 20s on the berry case. They didn’t make the DC. Case closed
Ryan
2023-05-13 22:53:55 +0000 UTC
I think the answer is clear every marriage is made up of one person who considers every new get together a new session and one person who considers a full session and a wrap up session as one session and trying to resolve the difference causes the marriage to explode from quantum entanglement
Dylan Meyer
2023-05-13 19:31:08 +0000 UTC
This fantasy made-up court podcast show must follow my model for an America-centric justice system
Drake White
2023-05-13 17:42:02 +0000 UTC
Who’s going to tell jake they say “oye oye” before the Supreme Court of the US meets and not “hear ye hear ye”
Drake White
2023-05-13 17:41:28 +0000 UTC
Jake my name is pronounced Tercks lol
T3r hx
2023-05-13 17:30:58 +0000 UTC
Jake my name is pronounced Tercks lol
T3r hx
2023-05-13 17:28:59 +0000 UTC
Doctor who rules on get togethers and sessions. The tenant precedent. The 11th regeneration but still the tenth doctor.
Pagos, Self-Proclaimed Fae King, asking you to watch The Disruptors. Starring Ally Beardsley and Grant O’Brien
2023-05-13 15:35:58 +0000 UTC
You guys should play a star wars one shot!
Navar Keelan
2023-05-13 15:12:41 +0000 UTC
My friends and I are going to road trip Sacramento and Portland shows!!
Giancarlo Provo
2023-05-13 14:31:56 +0000 UTC
and at 45, as much as I get the "don't let people roll if they can't pass" mentality, there are modifiers to rolls that can come up and change the roll after, furthermore you can have failure/success by degrees, it's still well worth rolling knowing that a 20 fails if the player or and ally could bust a bardic or a flash of genius or something
Summer Tribe
2023-05-13 13:05:35 +0000 UTC
are people just unaware that suffocation rules exist? man the reputation dnd players have for not reading the PHB is totally earned
Suffocating
A creature can hold its breath for a number of minutes equal to 1 + its Constitution modifier (minimum of 30 seconds).
When a creature runs out of breath or is choking, it can survive for a number of rounds equal to its Constitution modifier (minimum of 1 round). At the start of its next turn, it drops to 0 hit points and is dying, and it can't regain hit points or be stabilized until it can breathe again.
For example, a creature with a Constitution of 14 can hold its breath for 3 minutes. If it starts suffocating, it has 2 rounds to reach air before it drops to 0 hit points.
right there in chapter 8 of the PHB
Summer Tribe
2023-05-13 12:49:10 +0000 UTC
I literally thought the audio cut out for a second
tonytheoneandonly
2023-05-13 10:57:36 +0000 UTC
It's wild that even in the comments so many people are split on the session thing. My marriage is in shambles, I just need a clear answer!
Alec Posta
2023-05-13 07:52:44 +0000 UTC
It should be session 14 or whatever and CHAPTER 13 still. They had to meet again because the chapter wasn’t finished but the session was. Sessions are based on time and chapters are based on story content.
Bridget
2023-05-13 06:55:29 +0000 UTC
Listening to youth of the nation before the episode cus life is rough sometimes. Thank you N.A.D.D.P.O.D
Armando Ocampo
2023-05-13 05:31:10 +0000 UTC
We heard that TEA Emily :) keep on pourin'!
2023-05-13 05:02:16 +0000 UTC
i know it was clarified as a silly joke but as my party's Forever Note Taker it would legitimately annoy me to argue about the session labeling! cramming the amount of substace that would, time-wise, count as two separate sessions into one subdivision of notes would make it needlessly busy & harder to keep track of physically & mentally imo. don't make me try to associate two separate days as the same session, my memory is already taped together with sticky notes & adderall T-T i would not be able to hold both of those competing labels in my head & still remember the actual details x-x
ursa
2023-05-13 04:33:33 +0000 UTC
well, that got kinda tense
m. white
2023-05-13 03:42:34 +0000 UTC
The DM should decide what the sessions are! Murph, I feel you and I sympathize with you in this kangaroo court
Rene the Monster Captain
2023-05-13 03:11:39 +0000 UTC
I’d like to put into evidence Episode 100: HEART OF THE WORLD (PART I OF II). Proof that episode and sessions are distinct.
Wit & Whimsy
2023-05-13 01:53:54 +0000 UTC
i grew up on richard scary and i am HYPE for this intro. give me the busytown takes!!! (i def didnt comment this on the wrong ep lmao)
hell
2023-05-13 00:32:35 +0000 UTC
He also had an Apple car. Had a pico game. And distinct memories.
Reiko
2023-05-12 22:36:43 +0000 UTC
It truly would have changed some of your opinions if you guys had remembered that Lowly’s Apple “Car” was actually and Apple HELICOPTER. 🚁
Brandon Wiens
2023-05-12 21:26:08 +0000 UTC
When it comes to checks that are impossible I'm fully on the DM's side there. If a player wants to attempt it it's up to them to manage their own expectations. And failing that spectacularly is just as good of a story beat as succeeding. That is the moment where that character realized they just weren't good enough yet, and maybe that would spur them to train and explore how they can get better. DM was in the right. Players can try anything, but they're never guaranteed success.
Tor Otteson
2023-05-12 21:20:48 +0000 UTC
I think you can have a session number for tracking how many times you played but maybe on the prep notes have chapters for story beats and maybe even arcs for longer plots. I agree that it would be two episodes but in chapter terms it's one chapter.
Matt Atkinson
2023-05-12 20:41:38 +0000 UTC
same lmao i hate siding with murph for the bit lol but this argument made me wanna scream
Johnny Flaccid
2023-05-12 20:23:57 +0000 UTC
I had a peel and stick book of The Busy world of Richard Scarry and you mentioning that show transported me back to my parents living room floor plating with that thing for hours so vividly lol
k.allen
2023-05-12 20:23:47 +0000 UTC
I'm with Murph on the session argument; I have no idea why this isn't cut-and-dry, lol
Piping Plover
2023-05-12 20:22:55 +0000 UTC
He said 'y'all' not 'I'
Jenna H
2023-05-12 20:02:16 +0000 UTC
Will you sign my lowly worm?
2023-05-12 19:55:02 +0000 UTC
IT PICKED UP
ACK
2023-05-12 19:52:03 +0000 UTC
Murph is always correct. Yall are insane.
Kyle Veach
2023-05-12 19:46:23 +0000 UTC
Caldwell when you say "Yellowjackets shit" are you comparing it to Misty breaking the flight recorder bc if so that's so funny
Crits
2023-05-12 19:19:38 +0000 UTC
I think he probably meant roll20 and misspoke
Crits
2023-05-12 19:18:41 +0000 UTC
you got me so excited 😭
Dallon Taylor
2023-05-12 19:13:57 +0000 UTC
if the session didnt finish, and theyre submitting SAYING the session didnt finish and they got together to finish it, its the same session
Dallon Taylor
2023-05-12 18:57:09 +0000 UTC
In hindsight, I am sorry for yelling
Maya B
2023-05-12 18:29:53 +0000 UTC
CALDWELL JUST SAID "On D20 I Play With Maps" ON D20??? CALDWELL DIMENSION 20??? NADDPOD D20 CROSSOVER?????????
Maya B
2023-05-12 18:29:08 +0000 UTC
A session isn’t a story arch I actually don’t understand how anyone is disagreeing with murph
Alex Messbarger
2023-05-12 18:03:19 +0000 UTC
VHS Titanic rules: 2 VHS tapes, one movie
2023-05-12 17:57:36 +0000 UTC
Emily and caldwell logic sounds like arcs would be sessions because u didnt finish the business
FusRohNahSon
2023-05-12 17:27:50 +0000 UTC
If we're being RAW about the crossbow goodberry, I'd rule that that was as a weapon attack, and that a nat 20, which always hits on a weapon attack, would be able to surpass the 30 dc.
Gearbox
2023-05-12 17:26:28 +0000 UTC
This session vs get together numbering is also tearing apart my marriage, how many happy marriages will session numbering ruin!
2023-05-12 17:18:06 +0000 UTC
Why wouldn't it be session 5 pt 1 and session 5 pt 2, like a naddpod or dimension 20 season finale? I know precedent doesn't matter but I want it to.
Maya B
2023-05-12 16:54:12 +0000 UTC
I like the idea of divine intervention for the Goodberry, maybe have the player roll a final religion check to see how much they witness or describe that player as being the only one who notices.
Myka Donati
2023-05-12 16:46:57 +0000 UTC
The tea picked up
Chuck Mangione's Horn
2023-05-12 16:46:32 +0000 UTC
Re: the Goodberry- I think if the DM had specifically announced the dc as 30 beforehand it’d be one thing, ‘cause then the PC could know there’s no way to hit it
Ian Hudson
2023-05-12 16:02:17 +0000 UTC
I heard the tea!
Andrew portillo
2023-05-12 15:51:37 +0000 UTC
Team Em & Caldwell!! It’s one long session just split in two. Like when C1 ep 100 had to be split into two parts to be uploaded to patreon 💁♀️
nollie pollie ollie
2023-05-12 15:44:22 +0000 UTC
Team Emily and Caldwell bro!!! It's one session!!!!! Sometimes long episodes get split into multiple eps for airing but once released for DVD/streaming get put together since its one consecutive episode 😤
brianchi
2023-05-12 15:36:32 +0000 UTC
A session is a get together lol
BrethrenBlev
2023-05-12 15:15:55 +0000 UTC
LMAO I'm in law school and the essay question on my torts final was about a car accident. Now I'm thinking about the product liability implications of driving an apple car...
Diana
2023-05-12 15:06:20 +0000 UTC
Team Murph all the way
Eric Keller
2023-05-12 15:01:46 +0000 UTC
That tea monent scared me frfr I thought some ASMR started hahaha
Cole Gensler
2023-05-12 14:54:10 +0000 UTC
Team Murph, Caldwell and Emily’s logic is driving me absolute nuts
Tommy McGlone
2023-05-12 14:18:52 +0000 UTC
Was pouring my water for tea this morning right when Emily was supposedly pouring hers. I had an out of body experience when Murph paused the audio for the tea to pour, I'm sorry Brian I'll sit in silence whenever listening to the pod from now on
FiendishNoodles
2023-05-12 14:03:14 +0000 UTC
Get together 5 session 5. Get together 6 session. 5 part 2. Problem solved 😂😂
2023-05-12 13:51:45 +0000 UTC
I can't remember if there's a winged dog, but there is the Tressym, which are winged cats with familiar stats
teethknight
2023-05-12 13:42:57 +0000 UTC
Wowwwww I can't believe Murph is so petty that he boosted the audio on that tea pour... /s
boundspyral
2023-05-12 13:08:14 +0000 UTC
Sessions = get togethers. I’m with murph
2023-05-12 12:39:54 +0000 UTC
I like to think lying about the number of a dice on the floor was the first sin in the Dice Christ bible
David Guerrero
2023-05-12 12:07:20 +0000 UTC
Jake was right I thought the audio cut lol
ananarama
2023-05-12 12:01:55 +0000 UTC
I was born in 1969 and totally remember the Richard Scary books. Lowly Worm was my favorite along with the bear!
Michael Lawton
2023-05-12 11:22:36 +0000 UTC
Tea pour was indeed audible Emily 🤣 must be booooosted
Vayne
2023-05-12 11:21:12 +0000 UTC
I don't care if it's next year some time. Please do a DnD court in Seattle I beg you. If you do two shows I'll def have to go to both.
Lorelei The Succubus and Kyra her busty Queen
2023-05-12 11:20:34 +0000 UTC
Richard Scarry!!!!! I'm an '03 baby and What Do People Do All Day was absolutely my favourite book growing up!
saurphia
2023-05-12 11:12:17 +0000 UTC
Hahahaha the tea sounds actually picked up
2023-05-12 10:16:16 +0000 UTC
It’s 5:23 AM and I stopped the pod to say TBWoRS was one of the highlights of Nick Jr. for me.
clvrgrl
2023-05-12 09:24:54 +0000 UTC
The tea pour was so audible. Did Murph BOOOOOOST the audio?
Shy-senpai
2023-05-12 09:21:10 +0000 UTC
Sleep well Murph, ‘preciate the late upload <3
Gilligan Froggert
2023-05-12 07:58:55 +0000 UTC
Murph definitely boosted the audio on that pour
2023-05-12 07:02:29 +0000 UTC
Thank u for the Thursday ep Murph but always remember u can just postpone the ep if it's too much. We appreciate yall work and wouldn't want u burnt out!!
Myles R Harris
2023-05-12 05:46:12 +0000 UTC
big scarry fan, hugely appreciate the apple car references lately
A.E. Ross
2023-05-12 05:37:40 +0000 UTC
Have a good night Murph. Y’all are the best. I’ve been here for a long time and will always appreciate the work y’all do.
Christopher Black
2023-05-12 05:28:46 +0000 UTC
First 15-min crew, UNITE!
David Guerrero
2023-05-12 05:13:59 +0000 UTC
He’s /lowly/ today
Brendon Miller
2023-05-12 05:07:47 +0000 UTC