D&D Court: Gramma is a PROBLEM PLAYER

Aw maybe I’m projecting too much and the grandma is a very frustrating human to be around for her but…aww I feel so bad for her. Maybe run a campaign with j her and like two other easy going ppl and let them all start as higher players? Let grandma live her fantasy

Zoop

The reverse gravity case got me heated man. Why tf didn’t the dm just look up the spell rules to verify? And then using it later with the actual rules?!?) infuriating. I am 100% am behind ruining the dms dvd player

Zoop

Triple Choco Banana Punpology

kerokaze

I cracked up @ the idea of the mom sending "deux ex machine earned? *Kermit sipping tea gif*"

Rowan Hildebrand-Chupp

I want to second other people asking for warning about the calorie counting comments!! Also just wanted to say, Caldwell is right about the adding zucchini to banana bread to make it healthier: addition IS healthy!!

Olivia M

Murph missed a PRIME opportunity to say "you have to take that grandma with a grain of salt" lol

Josef Jozefowicz

She's a princess, a fairy queen, born of a chaos demon and an angel of steadfast love... and raised by critters.

Our friend Simon

yes thank you!! it makes me sad when they talk about food in such a diet culture-y way :( eating food is not bad!!

Cain Catto

You’re gonna do WHAT to a DVD!?

Brendon Miller

Adding veg adds fibre to your carbs and fat and helps not spike ur blood shit - healthy don’t mean salads brother, banana bread and broc pizza can live comfortably in a healthy life

Jenna

The more I learn about Emily lore, the more I believe she is a fae creature from an alternative world that is just a little different than ours. And to be clear I love it.

Haley Anne

No one is going to see this, but I do want to say if you want a dramatic banana bread (also great for brownies). If you know how to make nut milks, make peanut milk, use it to make a baked good, assuming you like peanut butter like flavors, it makes an intense bread or brownie/cake thing.

Argonautica

I truly started crying at the thought of sugar pants

I love to bake and my specialty is zucchini muffins! Like zucchini bread but in muffin tins. Sometimes I make cream cheese frosting for them

The movie Play is French so that’s why you maybe haven’t heard of it but I’ve only heard very good stuff from people who have seen it. Highly recommend.

Elsa Miesch

absolutely just lie to your brain

vamanda

not dropping an episode after stealing callie… despicable

Zachary Mullins

Follow Up Free '23

Zachary Armstrong

I know I must do now, I’ll host a dnd one shot, and I promise in the name of dice Christ, I fight for the law of honesty, justice, and order. I promise to uphold the code of the dice bible. I will now return to dnd

Riley Counts

Zucchini bread is the absolute bomb. Adding bananas and chocolate sounds like *chef's kiss*.

SJ Faubert

I was picturing a DVD in case for the first half of the episode

bananas are a trash fruit, emily is right. banana bread is ok though.

Hear me out raspberry Jell-O center with a DVD suspended

Nicole Jordan

I’ve been an oaf…so here’s a loaf.

C. Dacey Tidwell

Highly recommend the salt book, somehow super engaging the whole time

Nathaniel Levy

"I'm salty all the time. I just sit there and get made about stuff." Can another human be your spirit animal?

Rathus Marr

I will fight anyone who tries to take my manacles, disguise kit, rapier and rope. Bring it on masked Tarrasque.

zach orion miller

Emily, notorious hater of Charlie Brown and all things slow-paced Peanuts: "I've been a blockhead"

joel

and surely the title is leading the witness: I submit that we add a diplomatic "?" after "Player" to not unfairly prejudice the jury

joel

The emotional turmoil that just seeing this eps title put me through was crazy. Like i was like instantly, are they going to go against the grandma precedent???

Matthew McDowell

To answer the "how do you make banana bread dramatic" question; I have a recipe I use that includes candied ginger, and honestly I think that's the drama it needs.

KeganExe

I am not a fan of banana bread… pumpkin bread is the way to go!

Tori R

I also don't eat bananas! Cool

keysi ellle

“Meemaw’s Min-Maxing” please make this into merch!

Jaden Saied

I'm Grandma age and I approve of the Grandma ruling!

Cianistarle

There's a flaw in the "I Gave You Ants" plan. Once you piss your sugar pants, history tells us that the player won't loan you a new pair - they only give armor to elderly alcoholic elf NPCs.

DC