D&D Court: Bonus Cases - Bear Traps
Added 2023-03-03 02:40:10 +0000 UTC
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Ken W
2024-07-15 00:16:18 +0000 UTC
I'm partial to his cousin Dick Smallwood
Jareth
2023-05-13 06:54:23 +0000 UTC
His brother Norm S. Erection.
I’m so sorry
Melissa Titus
2023-03-22 16:21:36 +0000 UTC
At the end of Infinity War, Thanos used the Space Stone to teleport away. Stormbreaker was currently lodged in his chest and when he teleported Stormbreaker stayed behind. That should be the standard
Justin Medrano
2023-03-18 10:01:09 +0000 UTC
yikes as a player having to argue for there to be stakes in the campaign is too real
Leah
2023-03-13 00:08:55 +0000 UTC
love to hear some Cubone love, still the cutest Pokémon
Trident
2023-03-08 21:11:17 +0000 UTC
It's the perfectly cut screams for me
Ayn Like Ryan
2023-03-07 16:32:43 +0000 UTC
Wait what did I miss
Ayn Like Ryan
2023-03-07 14:45:35 +0000 UTC
I've thought about this before and I would absolutely love it if I could leave behind waste when I teleport. Would cut my morning routine by more than half
Martian
2023-03-06 19:16:05 +0000 UTC
I feel like with the misty step it's the wizard reaching out with their magic to bring whatever they want to bring with the misty step so I would give them the option to bring what they want. If it's something big like a person then probably an arcana check but clearly there is something with discernment deciding what comes and what doesn't or everything would teleport. The only thing I the equation with a brain is the person casting it.
Faith Rossignol
2023-03-06 16:24:27 +0000 UTC
I can't use misty step because I have fillings
m. white
2023-03-06 03:16:55 +0000 UTC
I understand why Jake didn’t read the insanely horny confessional but I hope he showed it to the judges off-mic bc it’s hilarious
Chris
2023-03-05 23:04:27 +0000 UTC
DO A FUCKING COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT FREE SHREK ONE SHOT PLEASE
farmerjoe_y
2023-03-05 17:37:58 +0000 UTC
I have an idea for the Nat 20 liar that I'm very excited for. You confess. You play another campaign with these characters, and during, a being of great power appears and tells your character who should have died that it is time for them to pay for the favour. Whatever your character would have wagered away to whoever this is to come back to life in that moment, that's all up to you. And now that you've established a fun new adventure to play that will make your lie canonical, your confession won't be so bad. You won't have to feel bad anymore and it'll be a cool story, I think.
Crescent Minor
2023-03-05 00:37:27 +0000 UTC
the fudged nat 20 on a death save is reprehensible, but why the hell was a level 5 party fighting an adult blue dragon???
Anthony Spyropoulos
2023-03-04 12:26:39 +0000 UTC
Same
Will Taylor
2023-03-04 04:06:33 +0000 UTC
The return of the AI Generating DM Mian Bruphy! All hail the machine overlords!
YourAnimeDad
2023-03-04 03:36:18 +0000 UTC
DM was 100% correct, usually am in agreement with Murph but feel he was wrong on this one. Perception was to notice this fact, person used an a spell and learned that didn’t work, time for them to continue to try and learn. I get ignoring certain rules at times or rule of cool, but I feel this gets into slippery territory
Mr. Satan, the World Martial Arts Champion and the Earth's protector
2023-03-04 02:11:29 +0000 UTC
Oh come on. The title should obviously have been “Bare Trap”
Reina Kim
2023-03-04 01:39:20 +0000 UTC
Are the last 3 seconds cutting out on anyone else??
Lady Land Puma
2023-03-03 21:19:01 +0000 UTC
Bit of a echo in the beginning
FusRohNahSon
2023-03-03 20:23:12 +0000 UTC
I don't think javelins are pants. I think they are belts though.
Andrew Behr
2023-03-03 19:21:05 +0000 UTC
Also, could you not have pulled the bear trap stake out of the ground and then teleported? Seems like they were open to teleporting with the trap, but to just shut it down immediately... Let them break the chain or something
Ilana Galpert
2023-03-03 19:01:08 +0000 UTC
So many of these I'm with the dm for the first half and then there's a soap opera betrayal
Ilana Galpert
2023-03-03 18:58:51 +0000 UTC
The G in Hugh G. Rection stands for girth.
An_Armed_Bear
2023-03-03 18:15:22 +0000 UTC
I love you all. You’re all sweet babies.
Witch of the Willow Bowers
2023-03-03 17:23:32 +0000 UTC
The turtle was behind wall of force it can only go away by disintegrate and specifically can’t be dispelled so yes the dm was right…
Alex Messbarger
2023-03-03 17:20:01 +0000 UTC
I lost it at lack toad in tolerance
Michael V. Mancuso
2023-03-03 17:01:27 +0000 UTC
Much like a bear trap 😏
Jeremy Tyler
2023-03-03 16:30:12 +0000 UTC
I know it was a joke, but I would love a Shrek one-shot.
Nesve Fowl
2023-03-03 15:25:00 +0000 UTC
Love it when they latch on to a joke early on and just commit.
thiswayjose
2023-03-03 15:11:36 +0000 UTC
That may have been the Best "Rolling With The [BLANK] Dice" Outro ever.
Tom J
2023-03-03 14:53:38 +0000 UTC
I tried to like your comment and now I have a bear trap on my wrist?
FregLover
2023-03-03 14:04:54 +0000 UTC
For the bear trap I present the Hughie defense.. in the show The Boys when ever Hughie teleports his clothes get left behind.
Cody Wright
2023-03-03 12:11:48 +0000 UTC
I'm going to bear trap so many players
The Seasonal Goblin
2023-03-03 11:52:16 +0000 UTC
Legit, a well done Pokémon campaign is the dream
BeanCurdHero
2023-03-03 10:45:08 +0000 UTC
Holy shit the ending was so coordinated good job intrepid Heroes!
Thimo Trommer
2023-03-03 09:05:23 +0000 UTC
I keep trying to hit the play button but all I’m getting is a bear trap on the tip of my finger? Anyone else having this problem?
Brandon
2023-03-03 05:59:41 +0000 UTC
Thank you guys so much for reading my case!!! I don't even care that I lost, unfortunately I can't play the game due to a falling out with the DM. We did play that campaign for 10 sessions and I did enjoy the pokemon battles having decided if it was happening I was going to go all in
As for my punishment I'd gladly work for NADDPOD, I'm more versed in Pathfinder 1e rules though
Dominic Stacey
2023-03-03 05:15:18 +0000 UTC
I've submitted that case several times now but I haven't heard them rack about before
Dominic Stacey
2023-03-03 05:12:19 +0000 UTC
Can the bears Misty Step out of the car seats?
Sjsharks93
2023-03-03 04:36:50 +0000 UTC
I thought it was just me.
thiswayjose
2023-03-03 04:27:55 +0000 UTC
That brain eating one is the fakest case ever brought before this court
Elliot
2023-03-03 04:10:10 +0000 UTC
NADDPOD, it's you and meeee, I know it's my destinyyy! NADDPOD, you're so true, so shout out to the two crewwwww. ❤️
James Hyde Waymire
2023-03-03 03:56:11 +0000 UTC
Lol that Pokémon one has been read before, now I really want to go back and compare their responses to it
Callan Michael Webster
2023-03-03 03:16:55 +0000 UTC
Seems to be a bit of echo for a short time at the start
Steve Slatky
2023-03-03 02:44:52 +0000 UTC