D&D Court: Enema Potions, Unfair PVP & The Item-Swiping Magpie (w/ Jasper William Cartwright)

I think the Mom letter thing was just a bit of flavor that the player overreacted to. "You see your sister! She says, 'there you are! We thought you were dead! You haven't written once!'" and the player being like "nonono Iwould have written a hundred letters!"

Gearbox

"Enema of the state" Jake absolutely killed that haha

Alex Kelly

Counter point and maybe another generous read on the pvp with the warlock and cleric, maybe the dm wanted to set up a situation where they work together and impress the orcs like talking in whispers during the fight and working together during the fight to look badass while doing it as friends and planning it together on the battlefield

Rotem Cohen

A friend of mine works at Black Sheep, Manchester - never thought I'd hear a shout out to it on NADDPOD. Love it.

Proopypants

any DM who calls for a roll and on the maximum outcome says it doesn't work is a goon. just don't call for the roll, it's that easy

Summer Tribe

Forget If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, look out for If You Give a Rat a Croissant!

Zoe Jones

once em got jake with the blink reference it was over, what's my age again is a perfect song though so who cares

I couldn’t imagine narrating that, in the heat of battle, my comrades falling all around me, looking at the enemy with dead shark eyes and inserting a healing potion into my butthole.

NalarOfNazgûl

Unsurprisingly. I want the sign...

Sam Sandford

I bet they will still have them, but I believe Jasper lives in the UK so I'm thinking they recorded this one remotely and not in the studio as a result.

Mae B

i think it might've been because they couldn't get jasper there in person but i'm not sure

Hershel

No more video episodes? Not gonna lie, that's what got me to become a paying subscriber.

Was that a bleep

Spam gaming the not so skilled gamer (thanks jake)

I would argue that healing potions are magical, and do the best healing they can do regardless of how they're ingested.

Gearbox

hate to be that guy... but as a nurse, there are distinct benefits to ingesting things rectally. when you ingest stuff through your butt, you bypass the liver and medication goes right into the blood stream. thats why some meds are suppositories. so, as a medical professional, i think that potion enemas should add an extra d4 to the desired effect of the potion.

Joshua Willem

If it’s small enough to fit in the trunk then I’d Uber a lightly crazy animal

Alexander Robinson-Gabel

Look. In regards to watching a movie multiple times in a row on a plane. I think that’s cool, but then again. When I was younger I legit had Tron 1982 on repeat for like 2 weeks straight.

Pagos, Self-Proclaimed Fae King, asking you to watch The Disruptors. Starring Ally Beardsley and Grant O’Brien

In high school, instead of TPing someone’s house, we would “Apple Jacks” them, ie spread the contents of a box of Apple Jacks on someone’s driveway. Same effect was croissanting.

Marissa Clopton