Tortle Tank: Tortle Tank Continued
Added 2022-09-29 20:08:57 +0000 UTCThe Tortles are getting dry in this arid tank but we are pressing on as we continue to review your homebrew pitches!
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Comments
I am just as into the idea of the monster book subclass as Caldwell but I would argue that it would make a great blood hunter subclass.
Kelsey McNeil
2024-04-28 06:09:29 +0000 UTCMurph won that stat homebrew so it would never see the light of day again
The Grinch Tried to Pump my Gas in Jersey so I Put the Car in Reverse
2024-02-28 16:12:54 +0000 UTCBring back the tank!
Hammy
2024-01-15 23:59:16 +0000 UTCWill the tank return? It’s been a year
Connor
2023-10-15 00:27:51 +0000 UTCso many people have done it, people keep making pokemon HB for DnD and not looking up the existing pokemon HB idk why
Summer Tribe
2022-11-08 15:48:16 +0000 UTCI really like that
Matt Higgins
2022-11-04 16:19:23 +0000 UTCThe wand idea is similar to Crook of Rao, if anyone is interested in a bit more balanced idea.
Dalton Davidson
2022-10-17 15:13:47 +0000 UTCDon't believe it was said, but the wand seems better as a storytelling device used by the big bad before the campaign, and when it triggers it releases the party as strangers to each other, but with a pre-set united cause against the big bad.
Jack Burns
2022-10-15 15:22:08 +0000 UTCIf I were a DM using the chromatic plating I think it would be fun to present it as a gift/service from some eccentric wizard but advertise it as just a color change. Imagine the chaos when the weapon suddenly explodes into a giant fireball on the next crit!
Stephen Lander
2022-10-11 16:07:44 +0000 UTCShort rests for tortle tank episodes should be called "shortle tank"
Will M.
2022-10-06 21:01:29 +0000 UTCI love someone just straight up wanting to add a pokeball to the game lmao.
Link Longshot
2022-10-05 00:27:43 +0000 UTCJust wanted to thank you guys for all the content that you put out, especially this episode. I recently lost my home thanks to Hurricane Ian (RIP all my D&D books) and this provoked some much needed laughter. Looking forward to the seeing the show in Atlanta!
David Silva
2022-10-04 00:16:18 +0000 UTCThe spell eater concept is just Kakashi sensei as the copy ninja I’m surprised they didn’t call it out
AJ
2022-10-01 22:14:35 +0000 UTCHey, I'm the guy with the temptation/set your own DC portion. Just wanted to say I really liked the tweaks/discussion on it! Glad it was talked about, and I think you guys hit the nail on the head for all of the talking points
Evin Miller
2022-10-01 20:42:59 +0000 UTCand by "kind of" i mean she created 90% of the spell
Ilana Galpert
2022-10-01 18:16:19 +0000 UTCemily kind of pitched the summon greater demon spell lol
Ilana Galpert
2022-10-01 18:15:38 +0000 UTCI'm thrilled y'all liked my idea! But now I'm imagining a plate of elemental effect spaghetti... we can serve that, right??
AmberDextrous!
2022-10-01 05:46:05 +0000 UTCWand - Arcana check: 20+CR; Nat 1 bamfs in all previously poofed monsters (players will have flee as the monsters take 1 round come out of stupor).
Joe Clave
2022-09-30 22:17:40 +0000 UTCwas kinda peeved that the tortles’ “workshopping” of the thread of fate ended up reworking it and making it a conceptually different item, meanwhile the item that was there was actually cool (albeit ***potentially*** uncomfortable)
H-Train
2022-09-30 20:43:47 +0000 UTCHow did they not relate spell eater to naruto and the Sharingan great idea
Alex Messbarger
2022-09-30 20:17:56 +0000 UTCMy mom used to make me rainbow pasta as a kid- you do have to do it in separate pots
Sam Taz
2022-09-30 18:28:54 +0000 UTCthe absolute chaos at the end 👩🏻🍳💋
Maia Palma
2022-09-30 17:55:04 +0000 UTCThe wand at the beginning of the short rest should be limited by hp. Like it only poofs enemies with a max HP of 50 or less, or something like that
Connor M.
2022-09-30 15:23:49 +0000 UTCThe Sudden cut at the end just killed me xD
Thimo Trommer
2022-09-30 15:04:15 +0000 UTCWhy do you not like it? No judgement, I'm just curious. Tortle tank is so funny to me and I love them so I don't understand the dislike
Krowlove82
2022-09-30 14:19:55 +0000 UTCThe only thing worse than waking up to tortle tank is a second dose of tortle tank
bradley Battaglia
2022-09-30 12:57:08 +0000 UTCLoved that Caldwell just created the Malconvoker from 3.5e!
Francis Lee
2022-09-30 11:40:35 +0000 UTCCaldwell crying laughing omg i love yall
Renegade
2022-09-30 04:21:19 +0000 UTC"Silly Spaghetti, Serious Flavor" made my day so thank you, Caldwell!
Kelley
2022-09-30 04:15:42 +0000 UTCCaldwell is right, a "blue mage" wizard subclass would be awesome.
Chaston Harper
2022-09-30 02:40:52 +0000 UTCRandom idea, id love a mixed bag one shot with some of these ideas added as a fun trial run
SoupLightning
2022-09-30 01:41:44 +0000 UTCSalt water shower for the bathtub brisket
Lucas
2022-09-29 21:11:55 +0000 UTC
