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Chapter 975: Your Terms Are Acceptable

In the heart of the mountain was the recently looted reality core depository. The individual containment vessels were themselves miniature vaults, and some the most sophisticated magitech ever produced on Earth. As the farming program had been embarked upon cautiously, only seven cores had thus far been acquired. This corresponded to the seven containers left open and empty.

Three people were in the vault, surveying their loss. One was Geneva Network branch director, Geneva Andros. With her was Albert Clynes who, despite being Director of Enforcement Operations, was a mousy administrator. The last person in the vault was Fiona Calloway. She was Director of Intelligence Operations for the Geneva branch and had been for longer than the other two had been alive. Despite her silver rank, she looked closer to a well-preserved fifty than the twentysomething appearance of most essence users.

Geneva glared at the empty containers as if pure spite could refill them.

“How did they carry out an armful of orbs while fighting off the guards?” she demanded.

“We believe they used a dimensional storage device, Director,” Clynes said.

“How did Finnegan get a hold of a dimensional bag that wouldn’t rupture with seven reality cores inside?”

“There are a few floating around the black market,” Fiona said. “It was likely the vampire who obtained it.”

“We’re sure that it was Elizabeth?” Geneva asked. “It seems like a risk to come herself.”

“Yes, Director,” Clynes said. “We’re sure.”

“One can never be certain, in a world of magic,” Fiona said. Anger flared in Clynes’ eyes at being contradicted, but he swiftly smothered it.

“We have security footage of her face and her powers, both of which are congruous with our knowledge of her,” Clynes said. “We’re as confident as we can be.”

“Then why was she here in person?” Geneva asked.

“Her position amongst the vampires has been increasingly tenuous since the Asano Clan reclaimed their territory,” Fiona explained. “She has been making increasingly desperate moves.”

“Weren’t the vampire lords most opposed to her collectively slaughtered in those cities?” Geneva asked.

“The ones most overtly opposed,” Fiona qualified. “Those that remain are more cautious and cunning. Also, it was not Elizabeth who eliminated her rivals but Jason Asano. That failure, along with her known aversion to confronting Asano, undermines her position. Her influence has diminished, and she must now be careful of what was once under her unquestionable sway.”

“Then why did we make a deal with her?” Geneva asked. “It seems that her rivals would have been the more reliable choice.”

“Because her rivals still believe there is a fight to be won,” Fiona said. “That there is a scenario where they hold Europe as a permanent vampire kingdom. Elizabeth is one of the few vampire lords who, even in private, recognise that is not a tenable position. Her lack of illusions make her more controllable.”

Geneva gestured at the open containers.

“Is this what controllable looks like to you, Fiona?”

“Obviously, miscalculations were made,” Fiona said. “But using Elizabeth was still the smart choice. Our involvement with the vampires will come out, sooner or later. Exploiting them in the final days of their power is one thing. Being traitors to humanity who helped them retain that power is another.”

“Why did I only hear about this program when it started falling apart?” Geneva asked. “If I’d been briefed before the Zurich branch director went rogue, perhaps I could have done more to secure a facility I didn’t know existed.”

“The leadership council decided that it was best to keep things contained. Marie Finnegan was adamant about keeping the circle as small as possible, and she had to be mollified. Her contacts with Elizabeth and Simon McKean were critical to making this work.”

“And now she’s betrayed us, it’s blown up in their faces and I’m expected to clean up the council’s mess.”

“Yes. You are being watched closely, Director. This situation is very dangerous for you, should it go wrong, but if you comport yourself well here, it becomes an opportunity the leadership council will…”

Fiona trailed off as one of her subordinates rushed in through the huge vault door.

“Ma’am, we have a problem. Someone used the satellite mask to hide what we’re doing here.”

The intelligence director scowled.

“I left specific instructions that it was not to be used again. If they can see us acting here, that doesn’t matter. We have deniability enough that there’s no justification for them to come poking around.”

“Ma’am, there is no indication that the satellite masking has been—”

“I know the world’s intelligence communities have spent the last two decades playing catch-up,” Geneva interrupted. “One of the more breathtaking mistakes that has led to is the magical community underestimating these organisations. Do you have any idea who and what you are dealing with? The CIA has a level of expertise in gathering information that seems magical to those of us who use actual magic. If we don’t respect their capabilities, the cost will be dire. We have to assume that not only have they discovered how we’re hiding the satellite data but tracking us in case we use it again.”

Fiona gave Geneva an approving look, then turned back to her subordinate.

“The director is exactly right,” she said. “The first question must be whether this was a potentially costly mistake or active sabotage. I want everyone even peripherally involved to be secured immediately. Clynes, can you task one of your enforcement teams to secure and hold them?”

“I can,” Clynes said. “I’ll call in one of—”

A silver-ranker in tactical gear entered the vault to approach Clynes.

“Sir, we’ve got something approaching through the air.”

“Monsters?”

“No, sir, uh…”

“Out with it, man,” Geneva snapped.

“Sorry, Director,” the man said, bobbing his head in her direction. “It’s black, kind of a diamond shape. Like a pyramid, with an upside-down pyramid attached to the bottom.”

“Like a D8,” Clynes said.

“A what?” Geneva asked.

“Not worth explaining,” Fiona said, then looked back to her subordinate. “Continue.”

“It has these swirling things on the sides. They look like the Helix Nebula.”

“The Helix Nebula?” Clynes asked.

“It’s a distant space object,” Fiona said.

“I know what a nebula is,” Clynes said.

“This particular one,” Fiona said, “is known as the Eye of God. It has also become a symbol for Jason Asano, who we can assume is paying us a visit. It would seem, Geneva, that the opportunity I mentioned has come more swiftly than anticipated. This is your chance to prove yourself to the leadership committee. Do tell me how it goes.”

With a slight popping sound, Fiona teleported away.

***

Inside his cloud ship, Jason gathered with his familiars. Compared to the battle configuration of the vessel’s exterior, the atrium they were in was filled with light, plants and water, with streams spilling off the mezzanine levels to make little waterfalls. While the hull of the airship looked black and impenetrable to those outside, it let sunlight shine through to fill the space.

Gordon and Shade floated in the air. Colin was in his blood clone state and wore Jason’s face, along with the dark red robes he conjured for them both. His eyes were different, being red orbs instead of swirling nebulae. He also lacked the void cloak that made Jason seem to be draped in a portal.

“Are we sure that having the ship in a battle configuration is the way to go?” Colin asked. “What if they get intimidated and run away before we can eat anyone? I mean, talk them down peacefully.”

“Ulterior motives notwithstanding,” Shade said, “Colin’s suggestion is not without merit. Ameliorating the aggression of your approach might better serve your ongoing diplomatic efforts.”

“The focus of my diplomatic efforts has been to show the Earth that what they want from me cannot be taken. That the carrot must be earned. Today they learn that the stick can be earned as well.”

“Very well, Mr Asano, but allow me to remind you that a stick is blunt.”

“I’m not looking to kill anyone, Shade. But healing magic is strong, and some lessons are only learned the hard way.”

***

“I don’t care what you have going on,” Geneva snarled into the phone. “Either you get them here now, or I’m sending them after you.”

She ended the call, pressing hard enough to crack the screen, which went dark. She hurled the phone against the wall, where it shattered to pieces.

“Director,” Clynes said. “Perhaps we should consider sealing ourselves inside the vault.”

“You heard Fiona, Albert. If I hide in the vault, what will the leadership council make of how I used my opportunity?”

“Well, how about you seal me in the vault? And the rest of the non-combatants, obviously. Defending the site is really a job for the enforcement teams.”

She looked at him like she’d just scraped him off her shoe.

“You’re the Director of Enforcement.”

“The administrative director. What do you suggest I do to Jason Asano, Fiona? Schedule a roster at him?”

“Be a coward then. Just give me your phone. It is enhanced to work in here, right?”

He looked for a moment as if her was going to protest, but fished the phone from his pocket. She snatched it from him before he had a chance to hand it over, then grabbed his hand and pressed his thumb to unlock the device.

“If you’re that rough with it,” Clynes said, “You’re only going to break that one as well.”

She ignored him and strode out of the vault. The research centre around it was yet to be staffed or fully supplied, yet was currently full of people. They were investigating in the wake of the intrusion, although there was little to be found. The vampire and the traitorous branch director had carried out a simple smash-and-grab.

As she passed through the rooms, she ordered everyone she encountered to move. The enforcement team members went with her while the others joined Clynes in the vault. His idea of securing the non-combatants there was a sound one. She would admit as much to herself, but never would to him.

She moved from the research centre into the tunnel that connected it to the outside. It was the only normal way in or out, securing the facility inside a mountain of rock. That was further enhanced by wards blocking earth-manipulation magic and teleportation. The fact that Fiona had the key to bypass those wards had not escaped Geneva’s attention.

She ran up the tunnel, silver-rank speed carrying her faster than a car would have. Even so, it took time to finally reach the spot where the blast doors had been. She’d had them removed, the giant hole leaving them as nothing more than an obstacle.

On the other side of the door location was a large chamber, and the seemingly natural cave entrance. It would have been hard to spot from the outside, if not for the flying bus floating next to the mountain, with two gold rankers on it.

Amstutz was a man in loose white garb, like something from a poorly researched Chinese action film. Like Geneva, he was Swiss, white and blond. Bussinger was a dark-haired woman in an elaborate red and gold outfit. Covering each of her arms, up to the elbows, were golden vambrace and gauntlet sets.

Geneva hopped lightly up to join them. The mountain range spread out to the sides, while she looked off into open air ahead. There was a lot of cloud at their altitude, making it hard to spot something approaching. After a few moments looking, she gave up.

“Where?” she demanded.

“Watch your tone, silver-ranker,” Amstutz warned. “We’re here as a courtesy. A courtesy that can be rescinded.”

Geneva reined-in her instinctive response.

“My apologies,” she said. “I’m merely concerned about what is coming our way. Have you spotted the object yet?”

Bussinger pointed.

“That way,” she said. “We’ve seen it through the clouds a few times but it’s still distant.”

“They don’t seem to be in a rush, or concerned about sneaking up,” Amstutz observed.

“If it really is Asano,” Bussinger said, “I don’t think he needs to be. You saw the videos of him fighting in Australia, right?”

“You don’t seriously believe that doctored footage, do you?”

“Amstutz, do you really think anyone could fake something like that and not be caught out?”

“Plenty of people caught them out. People believe things anyways, truth be damned. Magic was secret for hundreds of years. Now we know what it is and what it isn’t, yet people still believe in astrology, psychics, Antarctica, aura photos—”

“Did you just say Antarctica?”

“Auras are real, sure,” Amstutz continued, “but you can’t take photos of them.”

“You think Antarctica isn’t real?”

“People think magnet healing is real, Bussinger. And outside of that one guy with the iron essence, it’s all a load of…”

Geneva tuned them out, resisting the urge to yell at them to shut up. She kept her eye on the sky until she spotted the strange vessel. It was as described, a black diamond with a nebulous eye set into each facet.

“It’s like a big D8,” Amstutz said.

“Isn’t that a car engine?” Bussinger asked.

“No, that’s a V8. And they don’t make real ones anymore. The fake electric ones are crap.”

The gold rankers continued to bicker as the vessel made its way across the sky, going from a distant shape to looming over them. The trio were staring when a portal opened at the cave entrance. Six gold rankers stepped out, also leaping to the top of the bus. Geneva turned to the last one out.

“Remy, you took your time for someone who can leap across the planet in a second.”

“Portal powers have cooldowns,” he said, looking at the looming sky ship rather than her. “Especially when you stretch them to accommodate this many gold rankers. What is that thing?”

“We believe that it’s Jason Asano’s airship.”

“What? No, I’ve got to…”

As he turned to jump down to his portal, light like a blue sunbeam washed across them, coming from one of the giant eyes. The gold rankers looked around warily but suffered no ill effects. The portal did, flickering like an old TV before vanishing. Remy tried a teleport power and doubled over, coughing in pain, after which the light vanished.

“Is everyone else alright?” Bussinger asked, the others voicing their confirmation. They turned from Remy when a panel opening in the side of the ship. Four figures emerged from within, Asano’s voice becoming audible as they passed the threshold.

“…the only one who can’t fly. It’s like sitting in a child’s booster seat.”

Three figures floated through the air towards the bus. A shadow creature, Asano in his void cloak, and what looked like Asano again, but on a cloud. The fourth figure was an alien entity whose eye, inside a dark cloak, matched the eyes on the sky ship. The orbs floating around it glowed in sequence and a voice came from each like a heavenly choir.

“Colin, you are riding on a magical cloud. You’re like Money Magic.”

“What is this magic monkey you all keep talking about?” the red-eyed Asano clone asked.

Asano sighed and pushed the hood of his cloak back to reveal an exasperated expression.

“So much for dignity,” he muttered. “Guys, could we for once make an entrance without quipping like it’s a superhero movie?”

“Mr Asano,” the shadow creature said, “I think you will find that leadership, in these situations, sets a tone.”

“You’re saying this is my fault?”

“Yes.”

They floated down in front of Geneva and the gold-rankers. Remy was recovering, now sitting on the bus roof. Jason threw him a glance, recognition and surprise on his face.

“Sorry about the portal,” he said. “I didn’t want anyone to go running off, and channelling power from another universe through a UFO isn’t exactly a precise endeavour. I’m just going to pop in and have a rummage, and then I’ll have some questions.”

Amstutz moved in front of him.

“If you want to go anywhere, you’re going through us.”

Jason casually reached for the sword at his hip.

“Your terms are acceptable.”

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Comments

Finally we see Gordon speak again! I’ve been waiting since book 12 for this!

WizardOfTheStyx

He is an astral king now, I don't think putting something in his soul is going to hurt him now.

Tsorov

Thx for the chapter

Kconraw

D8 is a Klingon battle cruiser, so your confusion is understandable

Alex Tewes

I feel like it'd be more like "The first one to move, envelop them, but don't eat if they stop. The second person is fair game."

StarkRG

It's a D8. Lol. Tyftc

Chloe

The quips and banter in this chapter 🧑‍🍳💋

Nea

Jason being horrifying, loud and unsubtle as a distraction while Lindy and Stella rip everything out by the roots is my personal guess on this.

Bettafish

I remember Rufus once said “some people need the truth beaten into them”.

B9

The guy who portaled them both was named Remy not Other Remy. Shirt is always careful about the whole "visually distinctive henchmen" thing. He was also peak silver with portals at the time getting to Mid Gold from any lower would have been supremely difficult on a planet like earth in that period.

Havics Child

This won't be tyranny of rank, it will be an object lesson on the difference between properly trained adventurers and bottom teir core users that rely on raw power.

Havics Child

My question is different, Colin is supposed to be able to use most of Jason's abilities since he became a proper Voice of the Will. Why exclude the cloak ability? Also part of any gold ranks nature is supposed to allow them limited flight capabilities based purely on the strength and quality of the soul. Is that only for essence users?

Havics Child

I like how he has the war ship configuration yet it’s nice and calm inside with plants, streams, and sunlight coming inside.

Justin

That's a bad ass way to end a chapter I'm hyped for the next

Mason Bacalis

Found a name goof up/swap: “The administrative director. What do you suggest I do to Jason Asano, Fiona? Schedule a roster at him?”. In this dialogue, the guy called the girl “Fiona” but Giona teleported away earlier. The lady he’s talking to is Geneva. And, btw, I love this little quip of his. It made me grin.

ABTelford

If it was another portal user, it was another portal user named Remy.

Joshua Konieczka

I just went and re-read that part and I see your confusion. I don't think Colin was 'flying' as much as he was leaping into the air. Or maybe someone else had the ability to give him flight during that fight. As soon as he reaches his target he turns into leeches again so it feels to me that he turns into his mono-bodied Jason clone to launch himself at a being to then turn into leeches and devour them.

Thomas Axtell

Continuity question: In Chapter 966, Colin took out a gold gorilla thing and then flew into the air to attack another with no mention of a separate, supporting device, which made me think that he had an ability to fly that didn't require a device. Am I misreading this or is this a difference that is answered somewhere else?

Vodyinoi

Thanks for the chapter, I enjoyed it a lot

mapperbob

Oh, I’ve used plenty of non-d6 dice over the years, including for tt. I just had the idea that it was some reference to a specific spacecraft, like from The Expanse, or BSG. It stopped me from thinking about anything else.

Arieh Sochaczevski

I get the tension from anticipating just how the idiots are going to lose, and how badly. It's good schadenfreude! So knowing they'll get what's coming makes up for any missing surprise.

Laura Hemly

Type im assuming about the 13 from last paragraph. Assuming it's supposed to be monkey magic instead of money. “Colin, you are riding on a magical cloud. You’re like Money Magic.” “What is this magic monkey you all keep talking about?” the red-eyed Asano clone asked.

Kristopher Hanson

Is was not him to ported Jason. It was another portal user.

Razeel Nightfall

I feel like he's gotta, but that's only cause he was the boss of the transformation zone on pallimustus, he might not have kept the powers he held there, but I imagine at the very least, Jason could give Arbors vessel Gold rank physical capabilities he wanted, and it's gotta have some innate abilities being a living messenger birthing tree, so it can easily become a valuable asset. On that note and a lil side tangent, I wanna see Jason's gold rank universe explored. Like at silver rank, Jason could create anything of his rank he understood and it was able to leave his universe, the capabilities that holds at gold rank is way crazier, from my understanding of Jason I don't see why he doesn't just open up portals around the two worlds and have institute planets, dedicated to educating, training, and giving all opportunities to use their craft, for free. Although I guess there could be a way the messengers make a soul trap bomb and put it in his soul, but it's always seemed that people entering his realm is different then him accepting things into his soul

Vincent Ciavone

Yea I feel like Jason's gone past that point, unless he loses a lot of people close to him. I love Jason's journey, but I do kinda wish there was an 'evil' Jason arc, closest we got was him almost prying a builder's cultist soul from their body.

Vincent Ciavone

It's also interesting seeing the Tyranny of Rank manifest on Earth. Also, fuck those guys.

Skalias Pablo

It's finally happening... A Gold Rank Astral King Jason Asano is going to fight some Earth Gold Rankers...

Skalias Pablo

Yeah I'm gonna have to disagree it's not just his Familiars they are all his Voices which lends them a lot of his own power. And he's no messenger Astral King so you know he's spread his power out evenly for all his Voices. Jason and his Voices are an auxiliary team for Team biscuit on their own and that's not including Arbor. He does not need to check reality reality needs to check itself. Lol

AfroMocha

There was a bonus chapter during the holiday that had a full breakout of Jason's current ability levels and descriptions

Sad Chemist

He remey made some shitty comments back then

AfroMocha

Remy is back, he portaled Sebastian in book 4 breaking him out of lockdown and then Jason to Makassar the first time.

Havics Child

It was a typo, but also he does have money magic, he can create any spirit coins up to his own rank with ease, that's gold now... I wonder if he can make Giant spirit coins, like a brick sized gold spirit coins worth like 1000 gold coins.

Havics Child

Colin does love eating... i mean meeting new people.

Havics Child

All he has to do is ask them, he can sense deception in their auras.

Havics Child

This is exactly why he needs to start meetings with golds by putting an axe in their heads or make a lamp vanish like a certain adventure society executive I like. That will get them all to shut up and pay attention to his words.

Havics Child

My sister loves DnD so I've played a good bit with her, I love it when he makes old ttrpg references.

Havics Child

I'm just saying... he's a gold he could take a jog to Antarctica on a wim in a few days.

Havics Child

I seriously keep waiting for Jason to tell Collin at any enemy who attacks him first, he's allowed to eat. I don't think it will actually happen. But I keep crossing my fingers and hoping! COLIN: "Pleeeeeease?" JASON: "You know the rules. You can't have dessert before your vegetables. Now go eat those monsters." COLIN: "They taste gross!" JASON: "You're a growing world eater. You need it. Eat them quickly and you can snack on the staff members when you get back." SHADE: "You may need to wash them off. Someone's bladder seems to have let go."

ByLAWphoto

Ruination of the spirit is already a thing and his aura can focus on all at once and lock down all effects on 20+ mid tier, 8 low tier will be locked away without effort. And his blade of ruin ability already has 2 forms, a third would just be unnecessary dickering around.

Havics Child

That's why I want an update on gold ability changes. Heck I'd be good if someone just posted it on the wiki and I'd go look

Havics Child

I'd be good with a quick fight, but yeah, seeing that gold who thought the footage was faked get their ass handed to them with their 7 friends would be nice. It goes back to what trench said in book 7(?) Affliction skirmishers are evil bastards that will kill you even after they are dead. That's not a fight you want without a good team and a better reason.

Havics Child

I disagree with you OP. He needed Clive for catching them, but he didn't have Shade at the time, if needed he can portal them in, but Shade is a very adept investigator, especially now that he has 200+ bodies to look around with.

Havics Child

https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/26294/he-who-fights-with-monsters/chapter/2012655/bonus-material-book-12-appendices-jasons-abilities

Bryan Jackson

Schedule a roster at him….. Jesus Christ 🤣 🤣 🤣

Dimitri

Does Arbor have fighting abilities too? I know he's no familiar I was just wondering since he's a voice.

KollegvomMirgan

Tuesday can’t come sooner

Abdulaziz ALRumaih

I agree with Thomas, especially because Shirt took the time to acknowledge that the facilities are guarded against intrusion via unauthorized portals. This will probably cause a gotcha moment that Jason flippantly reveals after soloing the Golds

OJCOPACABANA

Bloody good is Collin, not cliff ;) and Yes he's a good boy..hasn't eaten anyone yet without permission. hehe

John Durrett

I have a feeling that Clive and the rest of the team are already inside getting a look at the vault. Jason's just outside to be the very visible Robin to their Batman.

Thomas Axtell

So let me get this straight, Jason decided to go to Geneva, right up to their front door, with no one but his familiars. I get that he’s a slow learner but I am tired of seeing the same old thing. This kind of conspiracy is not something that he is equipped to handle by himself. He has no chance of catching up to the gold rankers without Clive or Farrah. He needed Clive to catch Sophie and Lindy in Book 1, and now he thinks he can get Elizabeth on his own? He needs a reality check

mhaj58

Denial is a hell of a drug

T-Dawg 2099

A tractor beam draws objects closer to the ship. Jason's beam is more like an I-told-you-to-stay-put beam

T-Dawg 2099

One thing is abundantly clear in this series: Jason is a slow learner. And you know what? That's okay because it turns out most of his enemies are slow learners too. I'm positively giddy to see a pack of garbage-tier gold-ranks learn an extremely thorough lesson. Now, as funny as it would be to skip the fight and start the next chapter with all these losers half-melted on the ground I hope we get some old school, blow-by-blow action. I feel like the fight with Jota's pirates was a bit underwhelming for how much it was built up and I'm jonesing for a proper, detailed ass whooping.

T-Dawg 2099

Fortunately, that means that we'll be available Monday to read the chapter the minute it drops because it's not a long weekend in Australia!

Laura Hemly

Seriously, not believing in Antarctica? That just screams that he's not just a jerk, he's also an idiot. I am so looking forward to him learning what a GOOD gold ranker is!

Laura Hemly

I would love to see the next chapter to just start out with the battle already over and the enemy gold rankers just confused as hell because they have no idea how it happened or even what happened. A good reflection of the audience as well.

Alpha Wrath

I wonder if he will be able to feel like a residual trace of the reality cores. I really hope so! I want to see him use the stick and tear that branch apart.

Crjourdan

The Royal Road actually recently had a bonus chapter of all of the Gold Rank Effect Descriptions if you want to take a gander

Thomas Keller

Shirt dropped his whole gold tier sheet during the break.

Hayden Leech

I was rather thinking of the fifth angel from Evangelion 😂

Dennis

Now I want this guy to get looted and have a healing tin

triscuit73

Yes he needed the prod and also it finally gave himself permission to not always hold back in every encounter and be hands off like he was earlier told. Getting the advice from Zara was a big turning point in his growth I feel like

Jacob Goodrich

Yea that was a reference to Sun WuKong the monkey king

Jacob Goodrich

Thanks for the chapter.

Joshua Little

Ah I love how assholes self identify. Someone’s about to have a bad day

Louie Lewis

TFTC 🍪❤️

NekoNoir

So happy to see the cloud ship tractor beam make another appearance, it's honestly his biggest big dick move. Straight up "If I say you're going nowhere, you're going nowhere." But also, "Your terms are acceptable" is a damn cold line and I'm here for it. Zara telling him to whip his power out on people was such a good turning point.

Joshua Batts

We’ve been waiting for some nice gold tier effect descriptions, and some new nasty afflictions. I wouldn’t be surprised by his blade having another affliction in line with it’s previous series that now directly affects aura. Ruination of Spirit, or something… actually he might already have that… can’t remember, which cements our need for some chunky LitRPG skill tables

Fervent Fiend

Amstutz is getting slapped. Never had an expendable trash character that i so disliked who can serve as an example with only two lines That’s a sign of great writing if i’ve ever read one

Crysus

Y'know with it being just Jason and his Familiars it would be interesting to see how well they hold up directly against trash tier gold rankers. At this point they have to be at the level of at least a silver rank adventurer right? Also did Shade get the ability to use any more physical force than before? Can he take that beastly form from a few chapters back and inflict actual pain. Or maybe a mental attack that occurs during his mana drain.

Justin Butler

I hope in the next chapter we get some gold rank effect descriptions for his essence abilities. Seems like a chapter well setup to highlight the various ways he can revoke your ability to live, when he’s actually fighting in the open rather than striking at a massive force from the shadows. Feels like it would have room for the exposition to fit nicely, assuming it goes as expected.

Frog

I would agree with the first major reference being in book 7 shortly after Jason and Farrah finish with their screening at the adventure society.

Mike Zebill

Thank Shirt, but that was mean. Make us wait like this. Can't wait. Jason vs stutz will be like apocalypse beast Colin against a potent hamster.

Rowdy Robby

Perfect chapter name, thanks for the chapter.

james foster

LOL. I have to wonder if we'll even see this fight, or if Monday's chapter will just start with Jason walking away from the idiot in a heap on the ground? I can't decide which I'd rather

Joanna

There were also the upgrades he got from the family that specializes in cloud ships. And I’m pretty sure Clive and the magic dude from earth learned from those blueprints to make even more upgrades

Doug

TYFTC!

Rachel Clements

Has Asmutz been paying attention, or ... Oh right that's the one who claimed Antarctica is fake...

Scott McCarthy

Thomicron you are correct with only adding in that they're directly referring to the tv show monkey which is a long running joke/ reference since maybe book1. Though I mostly remember it being brought up since book 7 the most. 7 for sure.... I'm just not hard pressed enough to check if they mention it for sure in the earlier books. But it's definitely a long running thing with Jason.

JonO

Thats what im hoping for

shabbybook

Accepting how good Jason is would mean they are weak. Therefore all the videos are doctored.

Gareth Morgan

You're talking about people whom among the refugees, still don't believe in gods being a thing after actually witnessing them lol Which is totally a real life person thing... so I think it's pretty accurate lol

JonO

Maybe after questioning. I don't think he can figure it out preemptively.

JonO

Great writing loved this one

Nate Slusher

Badassery to a tee!

JonO

Weekend cliffhanger... I give a Belinda/Jason 'Boo!!!'

Grimm_Work

Thank you for the laugh! It's Pathfinder night for me, so I was in the right mood to get it.

Soli116

Well played, sir. Cliff before a 3-day (American) weekend. Well played.

Anthony

If he allows them to survive.

David

It’s probably a reference to Sun Wukong, the Monkey King, a Chinese literary character. He flies on a cloud and has a staff that can change its size.

ThoMiCroN

Quite the cliff to hang on over the weekend

Mason Berg

I’m pretty sure that’s about to happen, at least on the small scale.

Phillip Masusock

Biscuits! I just spent ***Way*** too long trying to figure out which sci-fi franchise had ships called “D8”s that were shaped like that. It was at least 10 minutes before I realized it was a reference to an 8-sided-die.

Arieh Sochaczevski

I'd think it was over the top and unrealistic... But have you heard the news from South Korea lately?

FlareNight

@Dillion Remy was the French guy who ported Sebastian out in book 4 or 5. One of Barbou's (sp?) lackies.

Soli116

Wow, do these idiots not know how good Jason is at going through people. Literally. As in using a sword and making a great bloody mess. Still, these guys are gold rank, they'll survive to be an object lesson to the rest of the world.

Unwillingmainer

Ahhhhhhh... noooo, now I have to wait till Monday for our first real fight scene of the year... Lol, thank you for the chappy

Chris Pollan

I think the Fiona after "What do you expect me to do to Jason Asono" should have been Geneva

Soli116

I called it - cliffhanger of Zinnngg Proportions! Ouch! lol! 😄

ABTelford

To be fair, there’s at least one smart one there. The literal first thing Remy tried to do when he heard that it was Jason was try to run.

CringeWorthyStudios

I wish I could dislike a comment

Hayden Leech

NOOOOOO! You can't leave us with this for a WHOLE weekend.

Stuart Thwaites

I hope none of these roaches get to crawl away back into the rest of the network, cut the cancer out root and stem. Also can he use his aura to sus out who was in the know about the reality core stuff

shabbybook

I think he was the portal specialist that teleported Jason with Akari and complained about jason being rude when thousands were actively dying

Dillion

tftc

gator mate

I finally found the word to articulate why the bureaucrats on Earth grind my gears so much. They are officious. Somehow, the default voice of every Earth bureaucrat is officiousness.

DrSubterfuge

Yeah it’s been black before, the description of it just changed a little. Not the black crystal of the cloud temple version but the same sleek black the pirate ship was described as having. Regardless you’re right, it’s his spirit domain so he can effectively make it whatever he wants. Even if the pirate ship isn’t where the design here came from, I’d still be willing to bet Clive and Belinda are working on integrating the interdimensional tech to the cloud ship actively, the same way Farrah was able to add grid monitoring to the cloud house.

Frog

Them be fighting words mate! Prepare for MY STICK!

Gotrek65

So excited we might get some action! I mean, it’ll be a total one sided beat down, but still. And we get to see Colin and Gordon again! Though I admit, most of my excitement comes from feeling like we’re finally back to progressing the storyline.

Alicia Bolick

Wasn't the cloud house in Yaresh black when Jason put it in defense configuration? I think that may just be a feature of the flask. Or of Jason's changes to the flask. Remember, after he portalled everyone out of the undersea mine, it turned black then, too. And I think that was before the flask absorbed the submarine.

Laura Hemly

He met him briefly on the way to makassar but that’s it I think

Joshua Konieczka

@Psychohamster, Colin would never fail to eat all the extra-yummy skin!

Laura Hemly

The stupidity and willful ignorance of the Earth magic users ruins any sort of tension for me. Seeing things from their POV doesn’t help.

David

I’m getting tired of the “you have to be serious” comments whenever his friends or advisors are talking to him.

David

Oooh would Clive and Belinda be able to work out the mechanisms of the pirate dimension ship, take whatever magitech engine and navigation computer type stuff there is, and feed them to the cloud ship to make it a properly capable interdimensional vessel? Along with the rest of it obviously, like with the submarine. Is that where the black exterior here came from?

Frog

What is there to like?

David

I think it's a typo. Should be Monkey Magic.

Laura Hemly

Im pretty sure he is gold. Otherwise he couldn't have brought gold rankers with him, that would've popped his portal, wouldn't it?

SmokeJam

Lovely chapter end

SmokeJam

Remy is portalling multiple golds, so he is gold.

Kristy Riedel

Ugghhh Jason softly softly approach is getting nowhere....there has to be a point where he has to stop being so nice

AA

I don’t remember anything called Money Magic.

Jason Hardman

Oh I love it. The perfect title and line.

Izraifel

I kinda like Geneva. Would not mind seeing her become a reoccuring character.

Larsi

Another Fiona?

Kristy Riedel

Amazing ending but really on a Friday???? Don’t you know I’m supposed to enjoy the weekend shirt???? TYFTC!!

Justin

I believe it specified him as being gold coming out of the portal and I don't think that silvers can portal golds anyway, so he must be gold at this point.

Vartrex

Tftc

Nicholas Newsome

You’re right! Still, Remy helped, and Jason probably knew!

Dalth

YAAAAAAY! SO! GOOOOOD!

Richard Bonds

“Colin, you are riding on a magical cloud. You’re like Money Magic.” “What is this magic monkey you all keep talking about?” the red-eyed Asano clone asked. suggested edit “Colin, you are riding on a magical cloud. You’re like Monkey Magic.” “What is this magic monkey you all keep talking about?” the red-eyed Asano clone asked.

wanderer117

You are thinking of Sebastian the silver rank stealth specialist, Remy was the portal expert who helped him escaped Jason never had any direct contact with Remy

GentlemanG33k

Yeah it is

Tom C

Tyftc! Bloody good cliff as always

Razafarian

Frick, that's a heck of an ending

Brandon Walker

“Colin, you are riding on a magical cloud. You’re like Money Magic.” -> monkey magic TFTC!

Tom C

Colin could probably manage that.

Psykohamster

Oh man, Remy is in such trouble. Tries to kidnap a bronze ranked Jason at silver, kills a bunch of people escaping to the Engineers of Ascension the first Earth go around. Second time around, he is now cutting deals with vampires, and is now on the opposite side of the rank disparity than when he tried to kidnap Jason, as Jason is now Gold to his Silver. In short, I can’t wait.

Dalth

Only if the first action in the next scene is Jason eating him and then wearing his skin. Which, I guess, isn’t totally out of the question…

Consumer of litrpg

Cant wait for the next chapter!

Richard Sundby

Colin, you are riding on a magical cloud. You’re like Money Magic Is it ment to be monkey magic?

Undead PettinZoo

TYFTC!

L.Goll

Is the ending a Men in Black 1 reference?

Psykohamster

Is that a MiB reference? I think it is, but it's been a while since I watched that movie.

Gnothi Seauton

I enjoy this kind of negotiation - I bet a certain bunch of Goldrankers won’t though.

Jana

I thought you only wanted to kill Goku? This Cell is comprised of 5.718% of Son Goku’s DNA. These parameters (Dramatic pause) Are acceptable

Aaron Schwartz

Man why did my heart drop when I read the title (haven't started the chapter as of writing this)

AfroMocha

And it was three minutes late 😂😂😂

Sean Beasle

Just now posted and already got two comments. Quick on it today.

Frog

Biscuits

mhaj58


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