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Chapter 966: A Cultural Experience

Onslow’s shell had expanded to the size of a house. It was serving as combination command centre, rest area and triage tent, always hosting one or two healers. As powerful as the adventurers were, no gold-rank monster was to be dismissed, and even silvers were a threat with numbers so high.

Jason landed inside Onslow’s shell in a half crash, tumbling on the floor. Arabelle was kneeling next to him a moment later as he rolled onto his back and pushed himself into a sitting position. Dripping sweat, he took heaving breaths.

“I’m fine,” he panted. “No injuries. None that didn’t heal already. Just exhausted.”

“How?” Arabelle asked. “It’s extremely difficult for gold-rankers to get tired.”

“And all that breathing won’t help you,” Clive pointed out. “You don’t need to breathe.”

“It might help,” Arabelle said. “A recent study suggests that high-rankers imitating biological processes can accelerate the magical replication of those effects. Mind over body, as it were.”

“Interesting,” Clive said. “That sounds familiar, now that you say it. Did my association do the study?”

“It did.”

While they were talking, Onslow, in baby ninja turtle form, waddled over to Jason and held out a lettuce leaf.

“Thanks, buddy,” Jason said, taking the leaf. He crunched down on it and patted Onslow on the head. The tortoise-boy grinned and tottered back to Clive’s side.

“How exactly did you manage to exhaust yourself?” Arabelle asked. “Do the gold-rank monsters have some kind of stamina drain power?”

“No,” Jason said, pointing outside as the massive column of light, still pouting out of the giant portal. “I know I make clamping a hole in the universe shut with a giant god beam look easy, but it’s actually quite a strain. If I don’t let it go, my avatar will eventually break down. I don’t know exactly what will happen then.”

“Probably a transformation zone,” Farrah said. “Now that I know what I’m looking for, I’m working on stopping the magic being fed into the manifestation. The grid, while artificial, works on the principals of a natural array. I’m working up a ritual that will look for incongruities in its operation that will let me identify divergences, indicating interference points from traditional ritual magic. That will let us pinpoint the physical locations where the grid is being interfered with and go stop it.”

“That makes sense,” Jason said.

“You understood that?” Clive asked.

“Of course I did,” Jason said. “You’re the one who always hammered me about studying magical theory. She said ‘something something, deflector dish,’ and then we go break some stuff.”

Clive let out a sobbing breath as he continued firing magic blasts from his rod and staff. Onslow gave him a comforting pat on the thigh.

“I’m going to need Nik,” Farrah said.

“I don’t like bringing him out into this,” Jason said. “He’d be the only silver-ranker in the field.

 “We’ve both faced off against much worse.”

“And we’ve both died!”

“You can’t shield him from everything Jason. Not if you want him to grow. And sitting inside Onslow’s shell coordinating things is hardly throwing him into the clutches of a gold-ranker.”

“She’s right,” Clive said. “If you don’t let him face danger he can see coming, how will he fare against danger you can’t? I’d say you know that’s coming, but it already came. Unless you missed it, Jason, he’s spent more years adventuring than you have. He didn’t deal with the crazy stuff you get us involved in, but he’s going to now, and you know it.”

“Your absence denied him the only validation he truly cared about,” Arabelle added. “If you deny him the chance to prove himself to you, you’re going to further damage a relationship in which you have already left deep wounds.”

“Fine,” Jason said. “But can you portal him in please, Clive? I’m kind of wrecked. I’m going to coast the rest of this battle and let my familiars do all the work.”

***

Marie pointed out one of the feeds on the four monitors in front of her and Elizabeth. On it, the desiccated husk of a gold-rank monster fell from the sky, covered in leeches. The leeches melted and flowed together, taking the form of Jason Asano, but made from glistening red liquid. The blood clone flew into the air, reached another monster and broke down into a leech swarm once more, rapidly coating the monster’s body.

“Are you seeing this?” Marie asked. “That’s happening in multiple places at once.”

“I noticed.”

“This is the guy you picked a fight with?”

“I never picked that fight. My kind have instincts that are extremely hard to resist. They made him, and humanity at large, an inevitable foe. You are the one who picked a fight. It is far from a secret that he is extremely opposed to the harvesting of reality cores. He cut himself off from the magical factions over it, and spent months preventing the transformation zones from forming. He won’t react well to learning that your secret little group within the Network has secretly been triggering new ones. Which he will discover, following this event.”

“The attempt wasn’t my choice. I didn’t like the potential exposure, although I didn’t fight the idea as hard as I could have. On paper, it seemed sound. If we take him out, problem solved. If not, we at least show the world that he’s not invincible.”

“I see. You didn’t account for him actually being invincible.”

“He’s not.”

“For practical purposes, it seems that he is.”

“I could hardly expect an army of otherworldly gold-rankers, all with power exceeding any of our native ones. Or that he could shut a rupture in the universe with what looks suspiciously like the divine light of heaven.”

“Didn’t Rufus Remore warn the world of this? And Anna Tillman?”

“No one thought they were telling the truth!”

“I did. I warned your co-conspirators myself, after what he did to the vampires in France and Slovenia. And now, you have a choice. Cut your losses and try to cover your tracks, or double down.”

“Double down?”

“You’ve resisted providing reality cores to enhance my blood oaks.”

“You think enhancing them will be enough to defeat all of this?” Marie asked as she gestured at the monitors.”

“No. But they will be dangerous enough to get concessions for leaving them in the box.”

“You’re talking about your exit plan. Pinning your hopes on Asano wanting to protect the world from you more than he wants to see you dead.”

“Yes.”

“How does that help me?”

“It could be our exit plan.”

“I’m not you, Elizabeth. I can’t so easily cast off everyone I’m tied to.”

“You think they will stand by you? This entire operation is structured to leave you holding the bag. Everyone involved in the reality core harvesting will hurl you to the wolves. They will put all of it on you. Unless you think I’m wrong. Or, we work on the blood oaks together. Get ourselves passage to the other world and a fresh beginning. Let the vampires and the Network and whoever else deal with Asano and clean up the mess.”

Marie stood up and opened a liquor cabinet.

“Drink?” she asked.

“Do you have blood?”

Marie reached down to the bottom door of the cabinet. Inside was a single decanter of red liquid, sitting in the middle of a small ritual circle. She took it out, filled a wine glass with blood and put it back. She poured her own drink, a Japanese whisky, and returned to her seat. She handed over the wine glass and Elizabeth took a sip. Her eyebrows rose in surprise and appreciation.

“Marie, if all I wanted was some extra reality cores on the quiet, I have the means to take them from you. I’m not just asking to make our alliance more personal. Or, perhaps I am. I’m asking you to leave this world with me.”

Marie stared at Elizabeth, searching her expression for a long moment before responding.

“You said that vampiric instincts are hard to resist.”

“Extremely.”

“It’s the magic in the sunlight, right?”

“Avoiding the sun slows the process down, but even the most nocturnal will feel it eventually. We grow territorial. Unempathetic. We lose access to most of the emotional spectrum.”

“I heard that it is not difficult to resist, but impossible.”

“I find that impossible is a word that sees excessive use. Do I strike you as incapable of anything but rage and fear, Marie?”

They met eyes.

“No, you do not.”

***

There was an adventurer on Varus’ team with earth-shaping powers, but Farrah hadn’t bother to recruit him. Needing speed over finesse, she used her Lava Cannon power to blast the ground. Like a hose spraying a pool, lava splashed everywhere, but she ignored it as it landed on her.

The other adventurer present, Dustin Kettering, extinguished the resulting fires in the dry grass with his ice powers. He was pointing a simple handheld device with blue and red LEDs at the ground. The red light went out and the blue one lit up.

“You got it,” he said.

“Nik, can I get the map please?” Farrah asked the drone floating in air, out of lava range.

The drone floated down and created a holographic map projection. Nik’s mapping powers were more precise than Jason’s tactical map. Nik’s abilities could also integrate powers and devices to relay their effects remotely. Dustin’s handheld device had been created by Nik, connected to a much larger device still sitting in Onslow’s shell.

“Seven more to go,” Farrah announced in the group chat. “You should already be seeing fewer monsters produced.”

“We are,” Danielle said, “but there’s no shortage of them out here already. Even gold rankers can’t fight forever. It’s time to wrap this up.”

***

While Jason’s presence on the battlefield was gone, his influence remained, in the form of his afflictions. Gordon used monsters as butterfly farms, continuing to spread Jason’s array of hideous maledictions. The butterflies carried Jason’s plagues and curses from the exiting monsters to new ones as they emerged, Jason himself no longer necessary. Maintaining the butterflies was critical in handling monsters in such number, but that was far from the limit of Gordon’s contribution.

The familiar repositioned himself by snaking through the battlefield as a nebulous cluster of lights. When he resumed his normal form, he used the spheres orbiting him to full effect. They could generate sustained force beams that massacred silver-rank monsters, or turn into shields, deflecting attacks away from exposed adventurers. When monsters clustered, he shot off orbs in pairs that collided into massive explosions.

To replenish his orbs, Gordon absorbed the butterflies that were now painting the sky in orange and blue, allowing him to maintain his aggressive pace. He was far from the only familiar making a big impact, however. Stash unquestionably stood out the most, taking shape after shape to attack the gold-rank monsters.

Stash moving through forms was more than just playfulness. The gold-rank monsters were more intelligent than the silvers, and could adapt to attack patterns they had already encountered. That was less of an issue to adventurers, whose power versatility was one of their greatest advantages against more one-note monsters. By mixing up the monsters whose form he assumed, Stash became much harder to predict.

The opposite to Stash was Shimmer, Belinda’s astral lantern familiar. The strange little creature was a living lantern, usually keeping itself invisible. While it had some surprisingly effective force attacks, its most useful ability was to quietly accelerate the mana recovery of its allies. As of gold-rank, the tiny lantern could output massive bursts of mana replenishment, across an entire battlefield. In the massive and lengthy battle, Shimmer didn’t get the glory, but was critical in clinching the victory.

The battle didn’t climax in a massive face off; no final boss monster emerged, unlike the monster waves of years past. The numbers slowly diminished until there were no more to kill, only adventurers in dire need of rest. When the manifestation finally faded, so did the pillar of light coming from Jason’s giant portal. Most of the adventurers then went through it to Jason’s astral kingdom. Danielle kept a handful around to handle the aftermath and further investigate the cause of what had happened. To Jason’s regret, this included him, although he remained inside Onslow’s shell while Danielle briefed the others outside. The spiritual damage to Jason’s avatar would take a day or so to recover from. After designating the adventurers their various tasks, Danielle entered the shell with Clive.

“What is this?” she asked.

“It’s a TV,” Taika said, from where he sat on a corner couch with Travis, Jason and Nik. Gordon was floating next to a beanbag chair. “It’s what they have on Earth instead of crystal recording projectors.”

“I did not put any of this in here,” Clive said. “Who said you could bring all this in here?”

Onslow sat up from where he’d been buried, unseen, in the beanbag. He gave an enthusiastic wave.

“Jason, I will not have you corrupting my familiar.”

“GOOD LUCK WITH THAT,” Humphrey’s voice yelled from a distance.

“It’s not corruption,” Taika said. “We’re going to watch a film from my homeland. It’s a cultural experience.”

“What’s it called?” Clive asked with suspicion.

Tongan Ninja.”

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Comments

I have no idea how I missed Marie and Elizabeth getting together in my first read if this. They are so awful and perfect for each other omg

Opossums Coat

Great pacing, the battle didn't overstay it's welcome. Can't wait for the next chapter!

Shadow

Tongan ninja reference is wild work shirt! Absolutely incredible, anyone who hasn’t seen it, do yourself the favor now of watching one of these silliest movies I’ve ever seen.

David Thomas

Yes elizabeth cause your exit strategy is almost as bad as blow a hole in reality

ItWasIDIO!!

TYFTC

Sandra Pomeroy

Thanks for the chapter.

Joshua Little

Typo: curses from the exiting monsters -> curses from the existing monsters

SomeGuyWhoReads

Tyftc

Chloe

Thx for the chapter

Kconraw

I think Arbor stays in Jason's astral kingdom mainly. He is more a liason inside than an asset to deploy in battle.

Thesaogamer Kirito

Just started watching Tongan Ninja and got a Taika Waititi jumpscare.

Liesmith

He likes TEAM Knight Rider FFS! Even Jason's dad asked, "What is wrong with that boy?"

Matthew Church

And I'm sure he's a great singer

deadly chibi

Oh it’s pretty awesome.

Justin Crisler

Wasn't it mentioned that they left the astral space for clean up missions of the blood farms? And that they were the most powerful goldrankers on earth by someone else?

KollegvomMirgan

Keep in mind Tiaka has a very skewed opinion of what is good cinema.

Mike Zebill

Don't forget, Rufus and Taika were with the Asano Clan. So the chances of Earth personnel other than the clan being able to judge their skills was mostly nonexistent -- they were in an astral space!

Laura Hemly

Alternatively, I can see Shade hiding in each of their shadows and secretly preventing disasters from occurring everywhere they go.

Anthony Sebastian

Yeah the continuous inability of those from Earth to accept the power differential is getting exhausting and cliche at this point.

Douglas Davis

Slovakia, not Slovenia

Oliver

Does Gordon do sing alongs?

crazyshadowfax23

Colin being able to eat multiple gold rank monsters at the same time is so satisfying! Was waiting for that for ages. Gordon should be shooting transcendent power shots, now that he is gold rank, no? And shade should be able to suck the mana from silver rank monsters quite easily to blow up and be restored at his will. And what about mr.tree? Did he took part in the fight ?

Idan tal

Yeah, I wondered about that name too, but you're right it's probably just Autocorrect's idea of Valdis

Joanna

Culture is important to share liberally

Alexander Dupree

"I could hardly expect an army of otherworldly gold-rankers exceeding any of our natives ones." I have to say I am increasingly frustrated with the stupidity of the earth villains. After his first stint it should have been clear, he wasn't lying. And even shortly after being back for a second time it was clear he wasn't lying with his predictions of power. They even had Rufus and Taika here all the time as refernce of power ffs.

KollegvomMirgan

Not yet... she hasn't been introduced to Jason's special brand of corruption yet. Lol.

Maria B Morrow

Poor? Stash being corrupted by Jason.

Raves

He portrayed in during the fight. They have him controlling drones from inside Onslo’s shell in order to help stop the surge.

Arieh Sochaczevski

Reality has a lot of building blocks to spare. Percentage wise they aren’t affecting anything substantially enough to matter, is my understanding.. Also with the throne restored they have no freedom to color outside the lines, like they were before. So even if they personally cared for some reason, their interference would only be possible if their role demands it. If they were to interfere it would also be indirectly since they can’t actually enter and directly affect Earth’s universe at least without also destroying it, which would be counter productive. I don’t think Earth can even sustain a Diamond ranked vessel right now - so there’s limited options. If they saw this coming and thought Jason couldn’t hand,e it, their deployed low rank agents would have already made their move.

King Nereus

To me it seems like stealing enough of the building blocks of reality would endanger that reality. The bridge is supposed stabilize things, but if the under pinings of one side keep getting pulled apart that bridge is just going to be a pier. Have they been triggering transformation zones? I must have missed that, though i noticed that was it was a possibility for this last manifestation. Aren't transformation zones really obvious? Thats how Jason ended up with 3 spirit domains. How could they hide the transformation zones?

oldntokn

I think he meant Sai for Raphael... Though Onslow will either go Michaelangelo for being Laid back, or Donatello to better match Clive

Scott McCarthy

I thought Leonardo (I think?) used katana instead of kunai... (puzzled face)

ShowBizGAL 1996

Gonna show the cute turtle familiar a ninja turtle show?? 😃😂. This is gonna be so fun!!!

ABTelford

He’s a mage not a ninja

Blake N.

Good luck trying to ditch shade lol

Blake N.

Colin already been there for years

Blake N.

They don’t know that or believe Jason

Blake N.

People have been saying to stop fossil fuels for even longer than people in this world were told to stop going after reality cores. Greed doesn’t care about consequences to others and blinds you to long term consequences for yourself

Blake N.

Aother chapter and we have only seen Gordon speak once 😪

IllustriousIllusionist

It’s earth corrupting him

Blake N.

Doesn’t know better. She thinks it’s a big world where she’s not gonna be known

Blake N.

Assuming someone portalled him after the fight. They said a bunch of people left so maybe he was already inside Jason

Blake N.

From what’s been said before Gemini never showed any sort of real personality

Blake N.

I haven’t seen it but I’m gonna put my trust in all the non-Asano characters that tell me I’m better off avoiding it

Blake N.

Alright 100% of the time. I am on board with Shirt's TV and movie recommendations. While I am not a new Zenlender. I will not allow anyone to call Tongan Ninja a cultural experience. That movie is not it.

DDHG

Doesn’t bother the world phoenix because it’s too small scope to be a threat to the reality, since the risk of a full ulceration of the universe is resolved after completing the bridge. As for the builder, he doesn’t care as long as people don’t gain any of his authority, but none of that gets exposed with the transformation zones. His only concern was Jason going into the builder layer of reality, which he can’t do anymore. As for why they can get reality cores, it seems they are finding isolated silver manifestations on the grid then funneling extra mana into them so they pop up as transformation zones. A result of the original builders shenanigans. Jason’s interventions stopped that from happening naturally, but did nothing to stop intentional tampering by a global ritual

Blake N.

I literally watch airwolf after hearing of it in this book

AfroMocha

Yeah they would have to be in Jason’s astral kingdom where he can just turn the effects of Vampirism off.

Hunter

Colin is such a good boy. After all these years of waiting and starving he's finally getting to eat to his lampreys hearts content and I'm all for it. :). Go Team Buscuits!

John Durrett

Why is so easy for reality cores to be stolen still? And why doesn't it bother the World Phoenix or even The Builder?

oldntokn

Thank goodness. I was afraid another transformation zone arc was going to kick off. There has been too many of those.

oldntokn

Tongan Ninja sounds like a good time.

Micah

Yes, I've kind of liked Elizabeth ever since she pulled one over on Jason. And she has been about as decent as a gold rank vampire can be -- which is not very -- in the way she rules the vampires. Although her reasons for not treating the "food" on the blood farms too badly is still quite heinous!

Laura Hemly

Varus's team, valdus I assume?

Seamus Harley

Im almost certain you can

Jlee1014

He needs chapters like that to randomly release when on break as a surprise treat.

Seth J.B.

Agreed I was thinking the same thing.

Omar Diaz

Eh, assuming they succeed they’ll probably just get put in Jason’s pocket universe. I actually kinda hope they don’t just get killed because Elizabeth is a pretty fun character.

CringeWorthyStudios

Check this, soon Onslow will wear a mask and walk around with kunai on his belt. Taika: « Having heroes of your own species is important for his mental development! Clive: He wants to watch TV instead of helping with rituals and he always tries to catch rats and calls them master!

ThoMiCroN

The movie reference at the end makes me wonder if you can actually see an uptick in searches of specific references after a chapter is released.

Chad VanHorn

I just watched the trailer and feel compelled to watch in order to compare it to Beverly Hills Ninja

Martin Tomsic

Had to go look it up. It looks horribly amazing!

Kismet

It's free to watch on YouTube!

Soli116

This sounds awfully familiar. Much love from the U.S. ☹️🤬

Kismet

She is. She's the one who set off this whole incursion they were dealing with.

Soli116

Dang the Familiars are definitely becoming awesome. The idea of Onslow makes me smile.

Justin Butler

She was just introduced last week. She is the Network person that received a text message and then made a phone call that caused the Grid malfunction.

Martin Tomsic

"Familiars on Furlough" And I totally see Shade trying to act as a tour guide while Colin and Stash try getting the other familiars to ditch him and have "fun".

Martin Tomsic

@Jason but considering who told them that, it is obviously a lie (in their minds)

Scott McCarthy

The other minor flaw in Elizabeth's plan is a factor she could not account for that being the world she wants to escape to hating vampires even more than where she is right now and also diamond rankers with the power to enforce the vampire "ban". Her only option except death at this point is a nice stay on Jasons prison planet whether she knows it or not.

Citiy3

Now I want Onslow to don an eye mask 😷

Tina Young

I think Taika is viewed as an extension of Jason due to his being an Earthling and having been brought into magic by Jason. Also, I think that they have just taken to blaming Jason for anything even remotely touching him at this point, because it usually is a result of something he did or said.

Martin Tomsic

Why am I forgetting who Marie is? I thought she was a new character?

Alex Schellenberg

Jason's universe has a vampire world.

Gahd

Courruption of familliars is its own special kind of hilarious. Now I'm imagining Gemini being introduced to Mystique from X-men.

Hell 5pawn

I don't think she knows just how bad an idea that would be for her.

Hell 5pawn

I'm guessing she thinks that the magic sun light is as weak as earth's and that she can resist it and still be ok. Imma bet she goes 100% feral and eats Marie

brian rowan

I doubt things would go well for Marie and Elizabeth if they were to go to the other universe. I'm pretty sure the magical influence on Vampires is much much stronger than on Earth currently, she'd probably drink from Marie as soon as she arrived, just before being destroyed by the nearest Diamond ranker with ease.

Jason Hardman

Group effort! 🙃

Chiqui Joy

They're literally risking creating a hole in the universe that could suck all of Earth through.

Jason Hardman

Shame they're doing all the evil stuff together, like Thelma & Louise. Not that they know this, but Jason can probably set them up in a nice place in his universe without them needing leverage.

Jason Hardman

@Scott - I think "...deluded themselves about how powerful (and smart) they are..." would be slightly better phrasing, but I fully agree with everything you said. I would say that the critical flaw in Elizabeth's plan is the fact that the other world (that she wants to escape to) has higher levels of magic and stronger people on it that will only mean that her mental stability and existence will be wiped out even faster than if she stayed on Earth.

Martin Tomsic

Was not expecting the an Elizabeth Romance arc but sure, I'm up for it. Sidenote, I completely forgot about Shimmer. Thank you for bringing them up again!

Larsi

That us for family night, as there are several films to watch, and Turtles in Time

Scott McCarthy

I think Marie was the only one surprised by Elizabeth's overtures. Although why on earth would Elizabeth want to go to Pallimustus?

Laura Hemly

Isn't it Taika corrupting Onslow though?

Scott McCarthy

They think anyone not on their side is lying. Any reasonable paranoia would have said Rufus's warning was the be planned around as a best case scenario but that assumed it was a bluff. Hope for the best, plan for the worst. They assumed and planned for the "best" Ant reasonable paranoia would make them ask exactly what the "mercenaries" they hired wanted, and how to make sure they leave with just the stated price, they never considered a backstab despite being backstabbers themselves. We are dealing with people who have echo chambered themselves about how powerful they are, and do not accept the possibility of being a group of backwater thugs. Elizabeth's plans seem to at least have some merit, but are still critically flawed, as if she wants to be taken to another world she needs to either take her lot with her of leave behind a kill switch, and well that depends on them leaving her on a world she can thrive on as opposed to one she will be hunted like crazy or become subservient to an older vamp.

Scott McCarthy

I melted into a happy puddle when Onslow brought Jason the lettuce leaf.

Laura Hemly

And that's irl, not just in books and movies. And it isn't just climate change, it's drilling and mining, weapons of war, deforestation, bleeding aquafers dry, etc.

Martin Tomsic

Tongan Ninja? Why not teenage mutant ninja turtles?

Samuel Strode

"GOOD LUCK WITH THAT" 🤣🤣🤣 That startled a laugh out of me that was so loud, my family heard it across the house

Mariana Toledo

So did Travis portal in with Nik, or did Jason suffering soul damage bring him specifically to watch "Tongan Ninja"?

GentlemanG33k

Biscuits

Jace B

You forgot Colin. ;)

Crystal Donak

Anyone who had shipped Marie x Elizabeth has to be quietly patting themselves on the back right now.

Michael Alpert-Appell

I'd say it's a decent manmade climate change metaphor, and reality cores are much more powerful than anything we're working with now.

Maudley

Thank you for the chapter!!!

Martin Tomsic

New chappie?!! HELL YEAH NEW CHAPPIE

kinglemur

Bro I was not expecting a Tongan ninja reference, even as a kiwi that's a very deep cut Also, biscuits

Ben Nelson

Humphrey knows not to fight the inevitable, that you can only manage the aftermath.

Zack

“Jason, I will not have you corrupting my familiar.” “GOOD LUCK WITH THAT,” Humphrey’s voice yelled from a distance. 😂🤣😃🤣

Chiqui Joy

A lot of people want power so bad they would destroy our planet to get it

BloodStorm

Biscuits

Scott Way

They still haven’t stopped with the Reality Cores? I mean, damn. Talk about bad decisions. Jason says they’re bad, Anna explains why even, then the pirates specifically show up for them while not caring at all about the planet, and Network Mooks still want them? Also Onslow is the bestest boy.

Dalth

I just watched the trailer for that movie. I deeply regret it and strongly recommend you all watch it as well

Matt Hosking

Tyftc!

Hemlock

I love onslow such a good boy

Valhazstromoz

I want a series of Onslow and Stash exploring Earth. Biscuits and cultural experiences for everyone.

Chase Phillips

Biscuits

AetherBoye

Clive now has the 5th ninja turtle

Josh jones

First to comment after reading the chapter

mhaj58

TTFC

Dave

Biscuits

Darkdragon

Biscuits

Ryan Pepp


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