Chapter 897: Like an Adventurer
Added 2024-05-13 23:00:00 +0000 UTCRick Geller and his team arrived just as a brothel fire sent a group of scantily clad women stumbling onto the street and right into Jason. Dustin Kettering, from Rick’s team, went in and used his ice powers to extinguish the blaze.
“Are you setting these up?” Rick asked Jason incredulously.
“I’m genuinely not,” Jason assured him. “Were you cursed by the god of lust or something?”
“No,” Rick said, then gave his wife Hannah a side glance. She gave him an admonishing slap on the shoulder.
As Jason’s friends arrived in ones and twos, the reunions were everything he’d been hoping for: hugs and jibes and promises of countless stories. More than just his team, many of his friends had gathered. Danielle Geller and her husband, Keith. The Remore family, minus Rufus. Jory Tillman and Gilbert Bertinelli both arrived with Clive.
Neil and Nik were portalled in from the Mirror Kingdom by the Mirror King’s own portal specialist, courtesy of Team Shining Scabbard. They were led by Sigrid Freyn, a famously capable leader and healer Neil had been training with. Their teams had formed a friendship years earlier, going through the Reaper trials and training together at iron rank. Not having seen Jason since his first supposed death, Sigrid’s now-husband, Prince Valdis, insisted on bringing the whole team along.
“Dad will miss Sigrid more than me,” Valdis assured Jason on their arrival. “With how horny and immortal he is, the kingdom’s thick with princes and princesses. He’ll take a good adventurer over any of his kids.”
“Then perhaps you should focus on being a good adventurer, instead of a mediocre prince,” Sigrid pointed out. “Also, that is a gross misrepresentation of your father and your king. Be more respectful.”
“This is why he likes her better,” Valdis confided.
For all the joy of old friends coming together, Jason couldn’t help but feel an undercurrent of melancholy. This wasn’t the first reunion after events had dragged him away from his friends for years. This time he had missed more in their lives than before, and it would take time to learn who his friends were now.
Belinda was so much more centred than before. She no longer skirted around the edges of the group like an uncertain outsider, instead standing comfortably amongst the others. Estella, next to her, was much more a part of the group now. Their awkwardness with Jory was noticeable, but also something they’d clearly come to terms with. Just reading body language showed Jason the years-long stories he’d not been around for.
Humphrey had talked with him about his propensity for leaving the team for years at a time. They understood that Jason did not want to leave alone but, however justified, his extended absences came with consequences.
Once everyone had arrived, they gathered around a banquet table in an outrageously expensive shaft-side restaurant. Sitting next to Jason, Humphrey leaned in close.
“Are you alright, Jason?”
“Yep. Why do you ask?”
“Your face is kind of switching back and forth between happy and angry.”
“Happy means I’m thinking about being back here with everyone.”
“And what does angry mean you’re thinking about?”
“What happens to the next prick that tries to make me leave again.”
***
“And that,” Sophie said, “was when he challenged Humphrey to a duel for my hand in marriage.”
“I would like to point out,” Humphrey said, “that it would have been easier to de-escalate the situation if you hadn’t been cheering him on.”
“But then he might not have fought you!”
“I didn’t want him to fight me!”
“Oh, so you want one of those submissive wives that only do what you want?”
“What? No, that’s not what I… hey, don’t you Jason me. I have Jason for that now.”
She grinned and leaned in for a kiss, leaving his expression cranky but appeased.
“I assume you won, and Sophie doesn’t have to marry some random guy, right?” Nik asked. He was seated on the other side of Jason from Humphrey.
“I certainly hope not,” Danielle said. “I’m not willing to give Sophie up as a daughter-in-law at this stage, and killing her new paramour wouldn’t be good for my reputation.”
“I could do it,” Keith said.
“Of course you could, dear,” Danielle said, patting him on the shoulder.
***
“No,” Jason said.
“I didn’t even say anything yet,” Clive complained.
“And you don’t need to.”
“That’s just prejudicial,” Clive said.
“So, that’s not a notebook you have hidden under the banquet table?”
“Uh… no.”
***
Late into the evening, the group had left the restaurant and taken over the lounge area of a nearby bar. Jason and Neil were sat together on a couch, a table full of empty glasses in front of them.
“So,” Jason said, slurring his words only a little, “you just told her it was for the best and immediately skipped town?”
“Yeah,” Neil said, likewise slightly wobbly. “I just kind of dropped it on her and left. I knew if I stayed, I’d make some kind of stupid decision.”
“It doesn’t matter how fast you run when you make the stupid choice first. You seriously didn’t go for a discussion before ending things? You just decided for both of you and did a runner?”
“I did discuss it.”
“With Cassandra? You said you blindsided her and bolted.”
“With Nik.”
“Well, I think I’ve spotted where you went wrong there, mate: Nik is a different person. Also, how old was he back then?”
“Um, five, maybe.”
“Yeah, that was a great idea. And this was what? Ten years ago?”
“About that. Do you think I messed up?”
“Well, you dumped her, basically shouted why at her while bolting out the door and then ghosted her for a decade. I’m going to say yeah, you messed up.”
Neil let out a groan and Jason put a commiserating arm around his slumped shoulders.
“Don’t worry about it, mate. We can fix this.”
Neil perked up, eyes full of drunken hope.
“You really think so?”
“No, she’s probably found someone much better. But we can try.”
Neil slumped back and let out another groan.
***
“So, that’s the plan,” Jason summarised. “Head to Estercost to see how many people from Earth we can round up. Then we head to Rimaros, fix up the link between worlds and then ride it to the other universe. Anyone interested in seeing an alternate reality is welcome to come along.”
“You think it will be that simple?” Danielle Geller asked.
“Yes,” Jason said. “But simple is not the same thing as easy, as Clive is happy to explain.”
Zara’s suite was large, but still crowded with all of Jason friends packed in.
“Actually, I don’t have time for that,” Clive said. “Jason, you and I need to sit down and—”
“No time! We have to plan sightseeing stops along the trip. Definitely Greenstone. I’d love to see this world’s version of Australia, but I’m told everyone would die.”
“Jason,’ Clive said through gritted teeth, “we really have to—”
“We can’t just go making elaborate plans,” Humphrey pointed out. “We tried that fifteen years ago and we only got from Rimaros to Yaresh. I think we should keep our plans more flexible.”
“Okay, you all need to stop—”
“Good thinking, Hump. Keep our options open, that’s sound tactical thinking.”
“Jason, you need to take this—”
“Don’t call me Hump.”
“Did someone use silence magic on me? This is not—”
“Good meeting, everyone. Give it some thought and we’ll regroup in Yaresh.”
“Jason,” Clive warned, “Don’t you dare—”
A portal opened up, then closed again after Jason ducked through. The rest of the group filtered out, leaving Clive, Belinda, Estella and Zara.
“I forgot,” Clive said, shaking his head. “It’s been too long, and I forgot.”
Belinda gave Clive an awkward pat on the back.
“I don’t mean to interrupt,” Zara said, “but I need to go check out of the room.”
***
Marcus Xenoria was a massive leonid who liked to wander around with a huge axe slung casually over his shoulder. On meeting him, many wondered how that was helpful when his job primarily involved politics and bureaucracy. By the end of that meeting, they’d usually figured it out. As a high-level agent of the Adventure Society’s continental council, Marcus was a troubleshooter and enforcer. On hearing of Jason’s return, he had once again been dispatched to Yaresh.
Technically, Asano has already made contact with the Adventure Society, although that didn’t really count. He’d portalled directly into the — portal shielded — Rimaros branch office, abducting the deputy-director. The higher-ups had not been mollified when Ladiv announced that his nephew would be the society’s contact point for Asano.
Miguel Ladiv was now standing next to Marcus at the Adventure Society campus teleport platform in Yaresh. The boy looked like nervous sweat would make his new suit slip right off his body.
Asano emerged wearing a suit in the Rimaros summer style. It was more than a decade out of date, but he managed to make it look classic rather than dated. He managed this through a combination of excellent design and swagger with enough confidence to knock out a wall.
He stopped, his eyes glancing over Miguel before fixing on Marcus. They were not the eyes Marcus remembered, instead being dark and human. Behind Jason, the group emerging from the portal was eclectic even by Marcus’ standards. First came Jason’s shadow familiar, who was also a little different. There were flecks of glowing white in his dark form, marking out eyes and what was possibly the outline of some kind of formalwear.
Next came the most alien of the familiars, the avatar of doom. It had more orbs floating around it than before, but was otherwise the same at a glance. It was followed by what looked like Asano again, but with red orbs for eyes. He didn’t carry himself quite the same, looking more like a boy trying to imitate his older brother.
Marcus recognised Jason’s familiars, but wasn’t expecting the last figure to emerge. It looked like a wood carving of Asano brought to life, complete with a coarse hessian version of his cloak. He joined the others in flanking Asano.
“A little high rank for a new familiar, aren’t you, Asano?” Marcus asked by way of greeting.
“Not a familiar,” Jason told him. “This is Arbour, one of my Voices of the Will.”
“That’s a phrase you might want to be careful about throwing around. We’ve been fighting the messengers a long time, now.”
“Noted.”
“I’m here because the Adventure Society is very eager for a debrief.”
“Just the Adventure Society?”
“We made sure the others will leave you alone. For a while, at least, and no promises if we don’t get some answers out of you to pass along.”
Jason smiled sadly.
“There’s a lot of answers I want as well,” he said, then slowly turned on the spot while looking around. The Adventure Society campus was one of the few places left standing after the Battle of Yaresh, but he could see the reconstructed city all around. Most of the city was built into living trees, as was normal for an elf city. He could see one section of the city instead made from towers of glass, rising through the trees in the distance.
“Whoever they put me in a room with needs to understand that they get answers when I get mine.”
“They’ll understand. We’re getting used to getting caught in the wake of your chaos. You didn’t see the political tangle as the churches of Liberty and Knowledge fought over those Builder cultists you ripped the star seeds out of. I’m assuming that was one fo your questions.”
“It was,” Jason told him. “Sorry if I’m a little contentious. I was half expecting to find a gaggle of society officials waiting for me.”
“Oh, I imagine they’ll find you soon enough. But for now, I’m here to give you something we’ve been remiss with in the past.”
“And what’s that?”
“You’ve spent your entire career dealing with things beyond the purview of normal adventurers. Well beyond. And every time you do, there’s been someone waiting to give you grief when they should be throwing you a parade.”
He held out his hand and Jason shook it. The size difference was like a child shaking hands with a big furry mascot.
“Thank you, Jason Asano, for saving us from whatever gods-bedamned cosmic nonsense was coming for us this time. And thank you for doing it like an adventurer.”
Comments
I loved it
Sabroso JFD!
2025-01-27 02:31:00 +0000 UTCDood me too
Sabroso JFD!
2025-01-27 02:26:48 +0000 UTCSmall fun suggestion: have it be scantily clad women AND men coming out of the brothel.
ABTelford
2024-12-14 06:33:45 +0000 UTCI would love the reunion party part of this chapter to be filled in a LOT more! Please!!!
ABTelford
2024-10-09 23:10:19 +0000 UTCJust curious. I know that it’s not exactly an Eighties thing, but am I the only person looking forward to Humphrey Geller going to Earth and learning about Humphrey Bogart? Say…Casablanca?
Jeff McCulley
2024-07-11 02:15:55 +0000 UTCIt's definitely a very Neil thing to do.
StarkRG
2024-07-02 02:49:50 +0000 UTCIt kinda sounds like Jason's going to be looking for an alternative to simply wiping out the vamps. He'll need to show them that he can put them down without much effort, so there'll definitely be fighting, but I don't think he's going to just eliminate them wholesale.
StarkRG
2024-07-02 02:14:01 +0000 UTCJason is going to rock up to earth with a small army.. Tillman is going to need be VERY polite and If Humps and Rus parents are comming along the vamps don't have a chance . If Amos make the trip between him and Jason working in tandom whould likly just cause vamps heads to pop with just aura attacks.
True
2024-07-01 23:29:30 +0000 UTCPallimastus silver rank guild level adv is likely worth 5-10 silver rank earthlings.. And as far as we know gold rankers are still thin on the ground.
True
2024-07-01 23:26:54 +0000 UTCThx for the chapter
Kconraw
2024-06-24 23:03:00 +0000 UTCIt's great the team is back together. #walkabout2diamond sounds like a mandatory team event. 😜
JL McDonald
2024-06-18 00:35:32 +0000 UTCLast line was fantastic! And Neil taking relationship advice off a 5 year old Nik classic!
Frank Morgana
2024-06-17 20:34:18 +0000 UTC777th like!!! Go me!
Naotsugu97
2024-05-20 23:34:59 +0000 UTCLove that last line. Tyvm
Chloe
2024-05-20 01:51:52 +0000 UTCBro that final line made spontaneous tears shoot from my face. I can't wait to hear that on the audiobook. I know I'll ugly cry and pause the book
Stephen
2024-05-16 01:25:14 +0000 UTCSo ... We're never gonna hear the convo between Jason and cloudweaver? How many years (IRL) has that been teased at?
Will Banning
2024-05-16 00:34:25 +0000 UTCWhat a great final line!!!
#savegarytheleonid
2024-05-16 00:34:16 +0000 UTCI thought whoever will be able to help Jason has to be gold rank or above. That means he has yo help his team rank up before he leaves Pallimastus.
Lora Greenberg
2024-05-16 00:14:54 +0000 UTCI feel like it's sort of a natural progression for an adventuring party when they have some downtime. As they're each doing their own thing, and getting more famous as well, that sort of thing naturally comes together.
Thomas Laptain
2024-05-15 22:52:30 +0000 UTCTeam Biscuit is slowly transforming into a full blown organisation. I mean at this point they have their team of researchers, Adventurers, Informants, and people just keep coming every now and then. Adding his Sister and niece later on with the sister beeing the dedicated cook of the crew.
Florian
2024-05-15 21:01:08 +0000 UTCJason talks about easily popping back over to earth but in rereading the beginning of book 7 I remembered that there was a huge race for the leftovers of the original God Purity when Jason went to his astral beings rumble in the jungle. I wonder how that wonderful treasure hunt went.
jeffrey niski
2024-05-15 19:29:34 +0000 UTCOh yes. Jason is finally in the position where he can lay out the full facts to the powers on earth, and they have to shut their mouths and listen. They'll have some REAL regrets if someone like Soramir or Allayeth decides to tag along just to go on holiday. Then again, she can practice her moon tossing. She mostly left that to Charist in the past.
Philip Pleiss
2024-05-15 18:56:03 +0000 UTCOh yeah, it probably is. Did you read what they said about it; "world changing", "really high ranked people", "most likely certain death". Those are all pretty much his thing. The twist is that the artifact is on Earth, or something.
MacMahon Wenzl
2024-05-15 06:09:44 +0000 UTCYeah, I also forget where and when but they were saying there are zones that are even risky for gold tankers to be in and unless you’re diamond or have a team of gold tankers you shouldn’t go there. I think it was when someone was talking about calum for some reason, idk hopes this helps.
Justin
2024-05-15 02:01:04 +0000 UTCRight! Didn’t they say early or beginning of 2024?
Justin
2024-05-15 01:59:08 +0000 UTCGilbert is in town so your know things are about to get fancy
Brave Badger
2024-05-15 01:44:45 +0000 UTCDo we have any release timeline for the graphic novels by Vault?
Alejandro Piña
2024-05-15 01:18:06 +0000 UTCWhat if the conflict Dawn said is coming for Jason has to do with him getting the Purity artifact? With what he can do now? It’s possible.
David
2024-05-15 01:00:20 +0000 UTC@Shirt...does he mean that his team would die if they went to Altstralia? Because it's full of diamond rank monsters? I feel like this might have been a conversation but I cant remember where or when he had it or with who.
Tim
2024-05-15 00:51:09 +0000 UTCNope, definitely Lust, and maybe Subtlety testing whether or not he'll put his foot in his mouth again or not rofl.
Tim
2024-05-15 00:47:39 +0000 UTCClives wife wasn't there, she missed the reunion.
Zane Hammrich
2024-05-15 00:04:46 +0000 UTCI'm betting its a mischief themed god having the time of the century messing with Rick and amusing Jason.
Allformsoflight
2024-05-14 21:46:43 +0000 UTCSomewhere in a cave with lots and lots of biscuits i imagine
Mikkel Bp
2024-05-14 21:25:30 +0000 UTCFirst person in Yaresh who mouthed off to hi9m got an axe in the head. He was gold rank, it was fiiine.
Chris Furry
2024-05-14 20:31:29 +0000 UTCThat'll be the first week of June, so plenty of chapters between now and then to hold us over while Shirt does the more important stuff.
Chris Furry
2024-05-14 20:12:41 +0000 UTCTypo at the end of this paragraph (fo instead of of) “They’ll understand. We’re getting used to getting caught in the wake of your chaos. You didn’t see the political tangle as the churches of Liberty and Knowledge fought over those Builder cultists you ripped the star seeds out of. I’m assuming that was one fo your questions.”
Matthew Church
2024-05-14 19:46:06 +0000 UTCJason getting the recognition he deserves from someone he barely knows was much needed! Man is spiraling a bit, this should help him remember why he's done what he's done.
Killinger Ryan
2024-05-14 19:36:15 +0000 UTCMarcus was the one who to yaresh early on to help smooth things along by throwing the most obnoxious hindrance through a wall, or something like that right? I remember him being focused on getting shit done like Jason wanted to at the time, but with the rank to back it up.
Aerlevsedi
2024-05-14 19:33:46 +0000 UTCDimensional party bus!!!!
Ben
2024-05-14 17:50:37 +0000 UTCHorray! FINALLY someone acting with the common sense and common decency towards Jason that god gave squirrels! Yay! It’s about time.
ABTelford
2024-05-14 16:14:03 +0000 UTCThe start of this chapter had me laughing out loud! Your series long inside jokes are fantastic! 😂 Are you setting these up?” Rick asked Jason incredulously. “I’m genuinely not,” Jason assured him. “Were you cursed by the god of lust or something?”. 😂
ABTelford
2024-05-14 15:58:57 +0000 UTCWe sure he's not a proper diamond rank
ItWasIDIO!!
2024-05-14 15:28:28 +0000 UTCMore of that especially from people who should be bloody well old enough & so called experienced enough to know he should at least get that first b4 the BS
ItWasIDIO!!
2024-05-14 15:27:35 +0000 UTCThank you for the chapter.
Jason Ticknor
2024-05-14 13:21:35 +0000 UTCI feel bad for Jason. He’s clearly desperate to make up for lost time.
Spencer Miller
2024-05-14 12:56:14 +0000 UTCWait..... where's stash????
Shadowessence
2024-05-14 11:58:20 +0000 UTCI disagree it works as written and intended
WindGunner
2024-05-14 07:30:29 +0000 UTCOh that felt good. Finally some respect.
DirePants
2024-05-14 06:56:29 +0000 UTCI mean she already is the most spoiled person on Earth, so why not heap on top? 🤣
Johnny_B
2024-05-14 06:55:58 +0000 UTCAbout right f…ing time Jason got some recognition and proper gratitude.
Alejandro Piña
2024-05-14 06:07:52 +0000 UTCShe's a sysadmin for the global communications network. Her next scheduled vacation is at diamond rank.
Liesmith
2024-05-14 06:04:10 +0000 UTCI like this Marcus guy. Are we sure he's not a dragon?
Liesmith
2024-05-14 06:02:52 +0000 UTCHangin' out with his buddy Orthos.
Liesmith
2024-05-14 06:01:00 +0000 UTCIt's Clive's wife.
Liesmith
2024-05-14 05:59:15 +0000 UTCI’m loving seeing all these reunions. Also it’s really nice to see Jason finally getting the recognition he deserves.
Connor
2024-05-14 05:47:31 +0000 UTCThis time he had missed more in their lives than before, and it would take time to learn who his friends were now. I didn’t like how that sentence reads. My first pass I took it as who was his friend, and who wasn’t. What I think he meant would better read as ‘take time to learn about his friends again after all their adventures without him’
Michael Nix
2024-05-14 05:36:08 +0000 UTCThis was a wonderful chapter, stuffed with bits and pieces of all the great relationships Jason has been missing, but I have one question: where the F is Farrah?!?
Joanna
2024-05-14 04:53:01 +0000 UTCWell, especially since he’s unlikely to go to earth with them, I kinda expect he’ll get a scene. Maybe when they’re parting again in Greenstone
Joanna
2024-05-14 04:47:07 +0000 UTCStill hoping Emily gets a cloud flask from uncle Jason. The set up is there and everything. Also so nice to see everyone together.
PURPL3_DR4G0N
2024-05-14 04:35:29 +0000 UTCYeah. I'd totally thought they kept in touch. She's moved on; no chance Neil 😒
Kraede Epoch
2024-05-14 04:08:20 +0000 UTCI liked this chapter very, very much.
KollegvomMirgan
2024-05-14 04:07:55 +0000 UTCRe reading book 9 rn and healer said the old builder is still out there. Wonder if we’ll ever meet the bloke
jazz
2024-05-14 03:44:29 +0000 UTCI actually feel like this was even shorter than other chapters. I hope all is going well with you shirt, looking forward to the unveiling of this next book!
John M Davis
2024-05-14 03:43:30 +0000 UTCBut where was Stash?! Uncle Jason is back but no Stash!?
Braden Lambert
2024-05-14 03:36:48 +0000 UTCThis was very satisfying.
Louie Lewis
2024-05-14 03:25:26 +0000 UTCMarcus is alright in my book. Let's get him a new axe! 🪓
ouroboros
2024-05-14 03:17:42 +0000 UTCI recovered and I’m glad I did! Thank you for a nice administrative interaction for once!
CorvalisPalevar
2024-05-14 03:14:05 +0000 UTCThanks for a really good chapter. It was what we all needed.i enjoyed the reunion, but like all the rest, I loved that last paragraph. Very nice!
D-Bo
2024-05-14 03:09:13 +0000 UTCI didn’t make it past the first sentence… 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
CorvalisPalevar
2024-05-14 02:58:33 +0000 UTCgrrrrrrreat! chappy M8
Mike
2024-05-14 02:38:00 +0000 UTCWe all knew the man was a fan favorite when he walked into the adventure society in Yaresh and put an ax through the face of the first person to mouth off
Hunter
2024-05-14 02:36:15 +0000 UTCNeil hasn’t talked to Cassandra in ten fucking years. I know they are going to live for thousands of years minimum but Jesus bro.
Hunter
2024-05-14 02:32:43 +0000 UTCThe messengers came with the monster surge and after the builder cult so maybe 2 years before (depending on how long was the transformation zone taking to complete)
Idan tal
2024-05-14 02:17:39 +0000 UTCOmg this chapter was great. So many feels as the team slowly reconnects. Clive getting ignores, Hump getting picked on, Sophie acting like Jason, Niel asking Jason foe relationship advise. But honestly best of all was how Marcus treated Jason. Respect and to the point but even a Thank you for everything that he did.
Kalanaere
2024-05-14 02:09:56 +0000 UTCAhh love Marcus! Finally! Someone says a damn THANK YOU!
Kirivina
2024-05-14 02:07:40 +0000 UTCSo how likely is it that Marcus comes back to earth with Jason? I’m asking because I really like him
BloodStorm
2024-05-14 02:06:22 +0000 UTCI kind of feel he'll get a break for once. I bet nothing dramatic happens till he gets closer to going back to Earth.
Tommy S
2024-05-14 01:49:11 +0000 UTCNo change. Their current state was retained when the sundered throne was restored.
PJ
2024-05-14 01:29:53 +0000 UTCI think Marcus is probably my favorite character outside of Jason's crew. Even before going down the hole dude acted right imo...
m4l4ch1m4v3t
2024-05-14 01:28:55 +0000 UTCHooray for the grammar police! Thanks for the laugh
Joanna
2024-05-14 01:25:00 +0000 UTCI honestly cried with how great this chapter is
Anthony Moreno
2024-05-14 01:22:28 +0000 UTCAfter such a long time and massive amounts of BS, Jason finally got a thank you for all of the work and pain her went through.
Anthony Moreno
2024-05-14 01:22:02 +0000 UTCHmm. So it seems like Jason may have been gone for 15 years and the messengers destabilized Rexion 5 years before that?
Stephanie Washburn
2024-05-14 01:21:30 +0000 UTCHe is just shy of 30% mentioned it a couple chapter back
pyrite jester
2024-05-14 01:20:24 +0000 UTCCan someone help me remember something? Is the world phoenix still the world phoenix? Or was she sanctioned and turned back to the original GAB they it was before becoming the world phoenix? And if so, what happens to Dawn's starseed and the other prime vessels? Because that couldn't of been pleasant
Fuzzy Wuzzy
2024-05-14 01:19:57 +0000 UTCGreat chapter! I really like the Marcus character.
StuBee3
2024-05-14 01:17:04 +0000 UTCBahaha That has to be Fertility messing with Rick.
Agent P.
2024-05-14 01:11:59 +0000 UTCTechnically Jason is gold for more than 2 years now.. how far is he from diamond? With all the talking about how easy the transition will be for him I bet he isn’t trying so he could stay close with the team.
Idan tal
2024-05-14 00:59:40 +0000 UTCGREAT CHAPTER!!! TYFTC!!!
Justin
2024-05-14 00:58:42 +0000 UTCIn past rank ups he’s done the descriptions as they came relevant in fights, so I bet that’s what’ll happen this time too
Blake N.
2024-05-14 00:48:58 +0000 UTCPretty sure it's that one fertility goddess just absolutely fucking with him.
Bethany Bluebird
2024-05-14 00:46:23 +0000 UTCNow I'm wondering what kind of brown stuff they are going to drop Jason into. They just did the thing that always leads to extra cosmic craziness. They thanked Jason. So I'm thinking it's the apocalypse now and Jason has to stop the end of the world? And he is going to have to do it like an adventurer too.
Zachary Ross
2024-05-14 00:42:53 +0000 UTCIs there a God of Practical Jokes? Because this running gag with Rick, Jason and throngs of beautiful women is clearly divine in perpetuation by now.
Michael Alpert-Appell
2024-05-14 00:39:34 +0000 UTCThat was a nice chapter :) Except for poor Clive, who totally deserved it ^ ^
Iain Grubb
2024-05-14 00:35:20 +0000 UTCThat ending was emotional asf
eloi Boco
2024-05-14 00:32:15 +0000 UTCThat ending was so satisfying
Tex Northend
2024-05-14 00:31:42 +0000 UTCFinally some thanks!!
Kasey Lindenmayer
2024-05-14 00:30:58 +0000 UTCThanks for the chapter. I was excited to have the reunion, but I still couldn't believe how happy and excited I was to read everyone coming in to say hello. Felt like I was reuniting with old friends myself!
DJ Doughty
2024-05-14 00:28:18 +0000 UTCVery much enjoyed this chapter. Take your time with your mother my man, we all understand that she’s family. Look forward to the next notification
Noir
2024-05-14 00:27:09 +0000 UTCDamn what a great ending to this chapter.
Shup Idot
2024-05-14 00:18:19 +0000 UTCFuck me that last line is SO SATISFYING!
Alexander Dupree
2024-05-14 00:17:11 +0000 UTCShirt is keeping all the amazing side stories to fill the chapters ahead
Idan tal
2024-05-14 00:16:35 +0000 UTCBest ending of a chapter ever!
Aaron J
2024-05-14 00:14:26 +0000 UTCReady for the next 1000 chapters
jeffrey niski
2024-05-14 00:11:25 +0000 UTCBetter fucking not be
Addie
2024-05-14 00:09:45 +0000 UTCIts been a decade. With how long Clive has "neglected" her (existence), she probably divorced him.
Landsraad
2024-05-14 00:09:08 +0000 UTCI'm expecting an "on your left" Avengers: Endgame style
Russell Widger
2024-05-14 00:08:14 +0000 UTCI agree, I had to double check the last chapter to see if something fell out of my head over the weekend. Nope, can't lose something I didn't have.
Justin Hunsberger
2024-05-14 00:07:39 +0000 UTCThat's true since we haven't actually met any members of the various continental councils, but just going by their representatives I think they actually do uphold the mission.
Sean C Jackson
2024-05-14 00:05:57 +0000 UTCit's always been black and grayscale, He picked up a liking for the whole dignified butler thing while on Earth and if I remember correctly there is mention of him looking like he is wearing a tux when Jason met the Healer priestess Hannah before the Yaresh battle.
Eric Herrington
2024-05-14 00:04:23 +0000 UTCI mean he quite literally can't anymore, but yeah.
Sean C Jackson
2024-05-14 00:01:35 +0000 UTCWe still don’t have any of the ability descriptions of his gold rank powers. I know it’s a long list, but I at least wanna know what changed when she became a shadow of the hegemon instead of the reaper.
Aaron Schwartz
2024-05-14 00:01:07 +0000 UTCLove the chapter, so excited the team is back together
Ethan
2024-05-13 23:56:33 +0000 UTCI assume I know what happened between this chapter and the last, Jason told cloudweaver they could study the city probably, and they were excited or reluctantly agreeable about that maybe? We got a full reunion with Zara where Jason got to talk about stuff, but the rest of his team felt like montage.
Trey Siemens
2024-05-13 23:56:19 +0000 UTChe didn't do it " like an adventurer ", he did is "as an adventurer"
Mist Sparrow
2024-05-13 23:56:01 +0000 UTCWell done with which highlights to select from reunion so far.
#savegarytheleonid
2024-05-13 23:55:08 +0000 UTCAww man Jason didn't get the chance to make a joke about the "Office of Shaft Traffic Control" that last chapter is gonna stick with me for being so dang funny.
Gotrek65
2024-05-13 23:53:11 +0000 UTCThe question is: where's Clive's wife? Lol
Carl
2024-05-13 23:53:03 +0000 UTCStill has to fix the builders mess
jazz
2024-05-13 23:52:58 +0000 UTCSame… there’s still a giant leonid shaped warrior hole in the story for me that needs to be filled. Looking forward to Jason meeting child Gary. I imagine my room will be unusually dusty when I read that.
gray matter
2024-05-13 23:50:22 +0000 UTCHonestly, he may have short circuited Jason for a moment there. Besides that, minor spelling mistake in the paragraph about Liberty and Knowledge fighting over the seedless messengers. The "of" at the bottom is "fo"
Owen Kaz
2024-05-13 23:48:38 +0000 UTCTyftc!
Jordan Brennan
2024-05-13 23:48:34 +0000 UTCMan I like Marcus. He's what an adventurer should be.
Cyrus McEnnis
2024-05-13 23:46:49 +0000 UTCIs this the end of the series?
Idan tal
2024-05-13 23:44:23 +0000 UTCI thought at this stage Jason could just throw down a soul portal, have everyone walk into his universe then portal up and back down connected to his domains on earth.
John Durrett
2024-05-13 23:43:39 +0000 UTCSame. I thought I missed a chapter in between.
Justin Hunsberger
2024-05-13 23:38:27 +0000 UTCI read him in a barely understandable Scottish brogue. Excellent character 👌
ReadingObsessed
2024-05-13 23:38:20 +0000 UTCBiscuits united!!!! Now I'm looking forward to his family on earth! And to see shade run to his niece and offer to change!!
Mouser
2024-05-13 23:37:46 +0000 UTCOh man! That last paragraph was heart warming! Love the chapter, Thank you Shirt 👍
Walter Kimberly
2024-05-13 23:35:33 +0000 UTCIs this the first we hear of Shade being anything other than many shades of black??? I'm assuming this has to do with him divorcing the Reaper and making his own way?
runnin_amok
2024-05-13 23:35:00 +0000 UTCTftc, Shirt! It was so nice to have Bert at the reunion, and Marcus representing the Adventure Society, and all the other old favorites. I have only one issue: you forgot to post the PDF of the chapter! Could you ask Assistaloon to add it, pretty please?
Ligeia
2024-05-13 23:34:49 +0000 UTCDon't know if someone's already highlighted this, but the title seems to have a typo, says "Like an Adveturer", should be "Adventurer", it's missing an 'n'. Anyhow, TYFTC, was great as always!
Jason Hardman
2024-05-13 23:31:37 +0000 UTCMarcus is a great character. I love how consistent he has been in terms of carrying the narrative flag for what sort of true adventurers are, at least in some part, running the adventure society. We have so many examples throughout the story of how many corrupt or Petty or self-important people are in administrative positions over The adventure society and so it's really great to see Marcus, I think the highest ranking adventure society official in the story so far, and he just gets it.
Matt Hosking
2024-05-13 23:31:20 +0000 UTCAbout time he got a “thank you “ for saving their asses multiple times
Lora Greenberg
2024-05-13 23:30:11 +0000 UTCI PUT AN AXE THROUGH SOMEONES HEAD AND YOU IDIOTS STILL CANT READ THE ROOM. He's honestly one of my favorites
Fuzzy Wuzzy
2024-05-13 23:28:50 +0000 UTCThat was an abrupt transition into a large part of the cast being on screen and a very quick tonal shift compared to the last few chapters. Could have used another edit pass. Still love the story but yeah that chapter just didn’t work.
mockery jones
2024-05-13 23:28:26 +0000 UTCI desperately hope we get three reunion chapters with individual one-on-one snippets like last time! Those were the best!
Pierce
2024-05-13 23:28:15 +0000 UTCHum. Not enough team biscuit . Sorry I have to say it. Jason has one on one meetings with everyone. Time to kidnap Vidal but he has yo wait for his team...and then everyone arrives all at once. The scene is great though. How it goes right back to normal. I also aways wonder. That last Image if Jasin with Arbour, Colin, Gordon and Shade...he is going to arrive on earth in the "flying V" formation just like that and then all of Team biscuit behind him....I can't wait to see it.
Crystal Donak
2024-05-13 23:24:08 +0000 UTCThis is all entirely too positive to be happening to Jason but I guess that happens when people reach Gold. They stop being treated like children.
Alex Schellenberg
2024-05-13 23:24:07 +0000 UTCPerfect ending to the chapter holy shirt it's perfect. (Pun intended)
Tristan
2024-05-13 23:23:56 +0000 UTCThanks for the chapter!
Mark
2024-05-13 23:23:45 +0000 UTCThe band is back together! ❤️
Drew Williams
2024-05-13 23:21:44 +0000 UTCyes thank you First btw
Bobby Baxter
2024-05-13 23:21:04 +0000 UTCAgreed. And to think he was cheating on her with Cassandra for like 10 years.
Corac
2024-05-13 23:21:02 +0000 UTCI love the beautiful women trope with Rick Geller actually look forward to how you’ll scheme another one in But having a brothel catching on fire was pretty good !!! I still think the fertility priestess was the best so far
Zachary Blevins
2024-05-13 23:20:52 +0000 UTCMy only complaint is there was no interaction with Gilbert. He was my favorite send off....I still hope he gets a moment with Jason, but I'll admit it's just me being selfish since bert isn't really an important character at this point, but he will always be to me.
JonO
2024-05-13 23:20:48 +0000 UTCGood old Marcus.
Harbby
2024-05-13 23:20:35 +0000 UTCRodney dangerfield would be happy to see that Jason is finally getting some respect
Charleaux
2024-05-13 23:19:23 +0000 UTCI needed a good wholesome chapter today. Thank you for giving it to me.
Catherine Jones
2024-05-13 23:18:52 +0000 UTCI’m knew I liked Marcus. Not in the same way I like Gary, but definitely something to be said for Leonid characters just being decent.
Justin
2024-05-13 23:17:27 +0000 UTCThis chapter felt really jarring to read. Even though I've been reading the chapters as they came out and I reread the last chapter before this one, I still had trouble.
Adam
2024-05-13 23:17:23 +0000 UTCSomeone’s thanking him for his shenanigans! Omg reality might be in jeopardy.
Grayvisc
2024-05-13 23:16:57 +0000 UTCGreat chapter
brian phillips
2024-05-13 23:15:38 +0000 UTCNice, thanks!
Doodlyboy15
2024-05-13 23:15:25 +0000 UTCOk I just laughed so hard I almost peed a little when reading the first line!
Lora Greenberg
2024-05-13 23:15:24 +0000 UTCI've missed Clive so much!
Richard Bonds
2024-05-13 23:14:22 +0000 UTCThat ending though. What a perfect way to throw Jason off his game.
White Neko Knight
2024-05-13 23:14:19 +0000 UTCBout time the adventurers society got its head out of its ass.
Jason Markus
2024-05-13 23:14:13 +0000 UTCGlad someone else said something too. This chapter gave me whiplash reading it.
Justin Hunsberger
2024-05-13 23:13:07 +0000 UTCAbout damn time someone thanked him. I actually cried there. Amazing chapter shirt!
JonO
2024-05-13 23:12:47 +0000 UTCBiscuits
Benjamin Grant
2024-05-13 23:12:31 +0000 UTCDamn good on ya Marcus
AfroMocha
2024-05-13 23:11:57 +0000 UTCWas this the right upload?
jazz
2024-05-13 23:11:20 +0000 UTCGlad that everyone is back together now and I cannot wait to see how they all handle Earth. I'm actually excited to see who the first person Jason spartan kicks to the moon for saying something stupid. My money is on other Gordon
Thomas Black
2024-05-13 23:11:12 +0000 UTCThat chapter was a little all over the place, especially jumping from the last chapter. Feels like it needs to be 2 separate chapters. I almost got whiplash reading it.
Justin Hunsberger
2024-05-13 23:10:54 +0000 UTCFinally! Some gratitude rather than shade! (Sorry, not you, Shade. You’re wonderful.)
Danielle Warvel
2024-05-13 23:10:03 +0000 UTCOpened the chapter, read the first line and started laughing lol
Fuzzy Wuzzy
2024-05-13 23:08:45 +0000 UTCDon't you Jason me......
Scott McCarthy
2024-05-13 23:08:43 +0000 UTCI start refreshing the patreon about 2 minutes before drop time. I know I’m not alone, either. We’re fiends lmao
Bingus McCready
2024-05-13 23:08:35 +0000 UTCNot Marcus about to make me cry 🥹 it’s about goddamn time somebody tossed our boy a simple thank you!!! TFTC Shirt, the reunion was everything I was hoping for.
Bingus McCready
2024-05-13 23:06:58 +0000 UTCGreat chapter. My only complaint was the lack of Clive’s wife. She has as much relevance to the story as Jason
mhaj58
2024-05-13 23:06:56 +0000 UTCLol haven't even got notified of the drop and there's 5 comments already and it's been released 2 minutes!
Chad .
2024-05-13 23:03:38 +0000 UTCWhat a perfect opening. Haven’t even finished reading. Just had to comment that lol
Superior_Shaq
2024-05-13 23:02:15 +0000 UTCAdeturer!
Gavin Wayne Pitcher
2024-05-13 23:00:50 +0000 UTCBiscuits!
Thomas Bruno
2024-05-13 23:00:44 +0000 UTCScones
Gb
2024-05-13 23:00:35 +0000 UTCBiscuits
Darkdragon
2024-05-13 23:00:18 +0000 UTC