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Chapter 884: If We Can't Change For The Better

Jason slowly recovered as he hobbled along the path of light that stretched from his universe to the castle. The pathway was growing unstable, with parts blurring, dimming or falling away entirely. Jason, his familiars and Arbour were still in the company of Raythe who walked alongside them.

“Why did you stay?” Jason asked her.

“To check on you. Dawn will want to know how you are doing. And to remind you that you and I still have business, beyond that of the cosmic throne.”

“What kind of business?”

“That can wait. You’ve been kept from friends and family long enough, and have plenty to deal with in the aftermath of what just happened. You need to form a prime avatar, and restore the bridge between worlds. That may seem like a small thing after restoring the cosmic throne, but—”

“No,” Jason said. “It’s not small.”

Raythe smiled and nodded.

“You shall see me again when it is done,” she told him.

Jason looked around as they drew closer to the end of the path. It terminated in a doorway, floating in the void.

“How are you getting out of here?” he asked. “You can’t just float around the astral, right? I know it’s borderline for you, but you’re still a mortal. Just.”

“This space belongs to the throne, and once this path is gone, the avatars of doom will resume their ancient charge. I have a vessel I left at the gateway to your universe.”

“It has a gate? My head is still an angry beehive, so I don’t have a proper sense of things, yet.”

“Yes, it has gateways, although you are the impassable gatekeeper. Your soul is a universe, now. An actual pocket of reality in the astral, so it can be visited. But your universe is also a soul, so it cannot be penetrated without your allowance. Your astral kingdom will never have the vastness of a universe seeded by the Builder, but for all their grandeur, ordinary universes have their time. They die. Yours never will.”

“Yeah,” Jason said. “I still haven’t gotten my head around true immortality. Maybe I should do something that will help me comprehend the vastness of eternity.”

“Such as?”

“Well, I could binge-watch one of those soaps that’s been running since the sixties. If that doesn’t feel like eternity, I don’t know what would.”

“You want to watch soap?” Raythe asked.

“Lady Raythe,” Shade interjected. “Mr Asano is immortal, now. I believe that his deeds today will be the start of his life as a cosmic figure of note.”

“Agreed.”

“Allow me to share some wisdom in advance that, with time, will doubtlessly spread across the cosmos: do not ask Mr Asano questions when he says things you do not understand.”

“Wouldn’t that mean you sometimes miss information which is important to know?”

“That price, Lady Raythe, is entirely worth paying.”

They reached the end of the path and entered the doorway in space. The pathway collapsed behind them and a heavy iron door slid across the doorway. They were standing on a catwalk over the magma pit in Jason’s private fortress.

“I guess it’s time to go and see what my universe is like,” he said. “If nothing else, we need to find the exit where our guest parked her car.”

“It is not a car,” Raythe said. “And surely you have recovered enough by now that you can take in the scope of your realm at a thought. It is your true self, after all. You are using that avatar to restrain your mind because you aren’t used to thinking like a transcendent. That body you’re in is not you any more than a breath, expelled from your mouth.”

“Yeah, I could let my mind go all transcendent,” Jason said. “I’ve done it before — with mixed results. But where’s the sense of exploration in that?”

They took an elevating platform into the upper chambers of the fortress. The architecture was classically villainous, all massive hallways of dark metal and bright crimson, with sharp corners and stark decor.

“The layout appears to have changed,” Shade said. “Perhaps you should take Lady Raythe’s advice, lest we wander around lost.”

“What did I just say about a sense of exploration, Shade? The fortress can’t have changed that much.”

“Mr Asano, that sign has directions to an airlock.”

“What?”

***

Jason and the others were standing on one level of a multi-storey observation lounge, looking through a massive curved window that spanned every level. Through the window they could see an Earth-like planet.

“The shape of this window is rather akin to that of an enormous eye,” Shade observed.

“Is it?” Jason asked innocently.

“Mr Asano, are we in an evil space station in the shape of your head?”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

“It is, indeed,” Raythe said. “My dimensional vessel is at a docking port. It seems that Asano chose a space station as the first port of call to those who approach his universe through astral travel.”

“I wasn’t really choosing,” Jason said. “This all just kind of happened.”

“Mr Asano, we will need to find a shuttle bay, or a teleportation room or whatever means you have to go to and from this place and the planet. Again, I ask you to allow yourself the knowledge of your new realm’s geography.”

“And deny myself the joy of discovery?”

“I am sorry, Mr Asano, but yes. The longer you wander around aimlessly, the longer until you start reuniting with your loved ones.”

Jason looked over at Shade and sighed.

“Yeah,” he conceded.

Jason stopped letting his consciousness focus into a single avatar and the avatar faded into nothingness. For the first time, Jason allowed himself to be actively conscious of his new nature as a living universe. It was miniscule, as universes went. Just a single planetary system. The sun at its heart blazed not just with heat and light, but with magic.

There was one habitable planet, in a position equivalent to Earth. It was pristine, wild and untamed. The only developed area was Arbour, the tree city where the handful of people residing on the planet were located.

The space station above the planet was the seat of Jason’s power and the reliquary his astral king relics. It also served as an orbital station and point of entry for dimensional visitors.

An avatar reappeared next to Raythe.

“I’ll show you the way to your vessel,” Jason said.

***

Clive marched back out of his office. His assistant and Miles Cotezee were sharing tea and scones.

Jeff tapped a folder on his table.

“This is what I have so far on the locations of your team members, Archchancellor. I’m still waiting on several more. Don’t expect anything on Asano, Remore and Williams, of course. If they return to this world, I imagine you will know before any source I have.”

“Thank you,” Clive said. “Why hasn’t anyone from cataloguing arrived yet?”

“I believe there was some question of who to send.”

“Why not just send Mickel?”

“Security Director Warnock found out that he was a spy for the Magic Society, Archchancellor. You threw him through the ceiling.”

“That was him?”

“Yes, Archchancellor.”

“Why can’t they decide who to send instead?”

“They’re afraid of being thrown through the ceiling, Archchancellor.”

“Are they spies too?”

“Not that I am aware, Archchancellor. I believe they are concerned about Herbert Norris.”

“Who?”

“The former Vice-Dean of Alchemy. You tossed him through the ceiling for, and I quote, ‘asking inane questions.’”

“Oh, him. He was asking inane questions.”

“Some might suggest that was an overreaction, Archchancellor.”

“Would they, now?”

“Actually, no, Archchancellor. They’re afraid of getting thrown through the ceiling.”

Clive made grumbling sounds and took a device off his head. It was a metal headband with four vertical protrusions spaced evenly around it. He placed it on Jeff’s desk, next to the tea tray, and then opened a small portal. He took a document from the portal and sat it next to the headband.

“Take this device down to the procurements office and have them replicate another ten. The designs for it are in the folder. Then send the original back here and the rest to the cataloguing department. I want every single item we have re-examined.”

“What is it?” Miles asked, picking up the headband.

“It’s a device for analysing items using a person’s own aura and magic senses,” Clive said. “Devices like this are nothing new, but the problem was always interpreting the results objectively. I made this years ago, trying to replicate Jason Asano’s ability, but I could never replicate his interface. Now we don’t need to, and it works perfectly.”

Jeff took the device from Miles, grabbed the folder and headed off. Clive took his seat and grabbed a jam and cream scone.

“I imagine that the Adventure Society has a lot of questions,” Clive said to Miles.

“Everyone has a lot of questions, Clive. I was instructed to ask a slew of pointed and forceful questions while being very polite and not making you angry in any way.”

Clive chuckled.

“That reminds me of my Magic Society official days. Trust me, Miles, you want to be on top of the organisational pyramid. Mid-level bureaucracy is no way to live.”

“Unfortunately, the Adventure Society makes you earn your promotions. Maybe I should have joined the Magic Society and bribed my way to the top.”

Clive picked up the folder with the information on his team members and started flicking through the reports.

“I don’t think anyone is getting their answers, Miles. Not until Jason comes back.”

“Can you at least tell me when you expect that to be? If I don’t give my bosses something, they’ll just send me right back here.”

“I can’t be certain when he’ll be back,” Clive said. “If everything went as planned, Jason is a universe now.”

“I’m sorry, did you just say that Asano is a universe?”

“That won’t be news,” Clive said. “After more than a decade of dealing with messengers, the society knows what an astral king is. The question is how quickly Jason can assemble a new body. He needs a prime avatar to go wandering around outside, and they are apparently hard to make.”

“So, you don’t know how long it will take.”

“No, I don’t. Jason has a plan, though.”

“You say that like it’s a bad thing.”

“Jason’s plans have a way of going really, really bad for someone. Mostly that someone is whoever he’s up against, but not always.”

“And who is it that he’s up against?”

***

Yumi Asano walked into her office to find an avatar of her grandson sitting in her chair.

“G’day Grandmother.”

Magic left Yumi looking no older than Jason, despite the age difference.

“Jason, do have any idea of the chaos you’ve caused?”

“You know, that’s the same question you ask me every time I visit.”

“That’s because you only ever visit after you’ve tipped over the biggest applecart you can find.”

“I also came by on your birthday.”

“You did,” Yumi conceded. “But most of the time, you aren’t sending these avatars here for social visits. You could have warned us about this System business.”

“No, Grandmother, I couldn’t. Otherwise, I would have. I just repaired one of the key mechanisms of the entire cosmos, and I had no idea how that would go. Was anyone hurt?”

“Was anyone… you can’t just skip past ‘I repaired the cosmos,’ Grandson.”

Yumi staggered as the room pulsed, like a heartbeat. For a fleeting instant, she felt a power so vast it was like catching a glimpse of the universe and seeing how small she was within it.

“You will find, Grandmother, as will the Earth, that on this planet, I can do anything I please. Now, was anyone hurt when the System came into being?”

Yumi looked at Jason warily, not answering. He looked like her grandson, but there was something inside him that was very alien. She couldn’t help but wonder if any of the boy she knew was still in there.

“It is still me, Grandmother. We all change with time, magic or not. If we can’t change for the better, we should at least change in ways that allow us to meet our responsibilities.”

“And what do you see as your responsibilities, Jason?”

“This family. This clan. The people who ended up in this place because of their connection to me. The troubles they’ve faced; being trapped here. A lot of people have been caught in my wake. I can’t give them back the lives they had, but I can at least make sure they aren’t trapped in this astral space. Or stuck in my domains, worried about being grabbed and leveraged by the wider world.”

Yumi nodded.

“I’m glad you understand. People are worried, Jason. Less than fifteen years ago, no one knew magic existed. Now we live in an age of wonders and horrors. This magical realm is lovely, but we’ve been trapped here for years. There are children in here who have never seen the world outside. Teenagers who have lived their whole lives inside your domains. How will you fix that? Or even get back to it? If you can do anything you want, why haven’t you restored the domains and kicked out all the vampires?”

“I’ll get to that. How many people were hurt when the System first appeared?”

“Isn’t this place a part of you? Can’t you just tell?”

“Things were hazy for me at that time the system appeared.”

“We suffered little. A few scrapes and bruises. Taika’s mother fell off her scooter, but she wasn’t hurt. She’s bronze rank and was wearing enchanted riding gear.”

“That’s good.”

“Now, why are there still vampires sitting over our heads?”

 “I need to make what’s called a prime avatar. Avatars like this one can’t leave my territory, but a prime avatar can. I won’t go into the specifics, but basically I have cosmic power and mortal power. The prime avatar is tied to my mortal power, which is much lower than my cosmic aspect. Accumulating the power to create such an avatar would take twenty-seven years at my current strength.”

“What does that have to do with vampires?”

“The most powerful vampires on Earth got that way by consuming blood infused with power stolen from reality cores.”

“I am aware.”

“The power of those cores is the kind I need to make an avatar. And, while I didn’t use it much, I’ve always had the ability to strip it right out of the vampires. That’s what I’m going to do.”

“They aren’t going to enjoy that, are they?”

“No, Grandmother. They are not.”

“Good.”

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Comments

100% agree with this, how do we start a petition for this? I know people that would love this as well.

Hesston Hibdon

Love Yumi. She understands Jason's responsibilities and doesn't blame him for the decisions he makes or info he withholds like Erika does And the adventure society searching for Clives wife 😂 they probably have an entire division devoted to it

Frank Morgana

Thank for a “next” button! I read so many Patreon chapters and it’s rarely ever available. I just came over from reading the 11 books I bought on Amazon and didn’t want my reading to be stalled for the 12th book to be released haha.

Mark Clark

Can we already get a HWFWM Anime with Heath Miller doing most of the voice acting?

Sean

Thx for the chapter

Kconraw

"You ate them *raw*‽"

StarkRG

Perhaps a little, but that's also just kinda how their relationship has always been, as far as we've been shown.

StarkRG

Does anyone feel like Jason was really too rough with his grandmother there?

Billy Willoughby

The prime vessel of the keeper of Sands. That's the one that guards the flow of time as far as i understand.

Hornbach

I feel stupid. Who is Raythe again?

David Cooper

The oceans are most likely crystal wash. Why would Jason even use water?

Kazuto Bakura

For The Hegemon! Maybe have the Airwolf theme playing...?

Paul Boros

Wonder when we’ll see the hegemonic sword of hegemony

Abdulaziz ALRumaih

20 minutes feels like an eternity

Daniel Delatorre

Oh! I totally forgot cloud house rank up! That’ll be so cool!

Jacob Conway

Then gets essences? I wonder how that would work with his aura skills.

Taylor Harris

First for me still is my favorite. I love so much of book 2 but the Thadwick parts I skip and if I’m busy with my hands and can’t get to the skip button it’s a pass.

Taylor Harris

He is for Sophie’s mom but he just said he needs to consume a bunch of them for his prime avatar tho.

Taylor Harris

It's definitely something else or Dawn wouldn't have told them they needed to be gold rank minimum just to have a chance at success. As for being the first God, that's a no. He's beyond that level, chapters 65 to the end of book 8 dawn explains that Astral kings are between gods and gabs and how all that works. In the end he became something between a GAB and an Astral king. He may become some sort of overlord that pops in from time to time, but earth won't have the capability to sustain God's for a couple hundred years. God's are both finite and limited, he is infinite and far less limited so im not sure he can become a God.

Havics Child

People keep saying that Jason will be Earth's first god. That's kind of sad because Jason doesn't even count Earth as his home anymore; he considers Pallimustus his home now. Would he become God to someplace not his home? I also wonder if the missed time with his family counts as the sacrifices to come that Dawn mentioned to the team before she left, or if there is even more heartache in Jason's future.

Sam

I have to say book 4-6 are some of the best re-readability books in the series, just reading book 4 again for the 3rd time and it still doesn’t get old

samwise

So, Jason will eat all the vampires and Erika will find a way to neg him after for it.

Kevin Anderson

I really, really hope a way to cure vampirism comes along and then Jason can cure Vermillion. He would have coarse be weak and vulnerable after the change and that just tantalizes my imagination. I think a spin off story/novel focusing on just Vermillion would be awesome!

ABTelford

Also, I cant wait to watch him flex the cloud house on earth

Fuzzy Wuzzy

Anyone else ready for Gordon to shoot beams or Transcendent Damage? I know it "typically" happens at Diamond, but why if because Jason is half Transcendent already he gets one beam or intermittent bursts or Transcendent dmg. It would be so awesome to see. Ever since Jason dominated the messenger who was breeding the world taker worms underground and she mentioned the fact that it'll happen eventually I've been thinking about it a lot. I wonder what God he'll take out first

Fuzzy Wuzzy

I think he's going to cure vampirism tbh, or try to anyway, its been mentioned before

Solace

Most of the highest ranked vamps are living in the luxury of his cloud houses, so I figured he waits until he can sense a ton of the strongest ones at home, probably mid day so they can't run away as easily, and pops the domes in place with the high magic back in place and boosted to gold rank sunlight. At that point, he just let's his domains kill them while crushing them with the domains aura and absorbs everything he wants from them. Vamp juice collected and his wait time massively reduced or entirely skipped.

Havics Child

Lol a gold Jason is going to be able to tear through these vampires like tissue paper.

Jay Doubleyou Kay

My own probably over-complicated theory as to how he’s going to inhale the vampires has a couple steps. First he uses a combo of some cyclops avatars and snapping the domains back into place to devour everyone in his areas, then he gets Emi and any other Asano ritualists to come out and set up something to boost the area of his draining abilities from a domain as a starting point and sweeps up a good chunk of Europe in a gulp.

Joanna

I think Nik is going to be among those making the greatest use of the System with his Network confluence. I really want to see his character sheet, as much or more than anyone else. We don’t even know what his species gifts are

Joanna

Possibly not enough for his purpose or he's saving them for later?

Stephen E Wilson Jr.

He can't absorb them directly. He has to absorb them secondarily after vampires drink the blood of someone who's absorb them. Complicated, but it does make vampires tasty treats for Jason and Colin.

Michael Fannon

Doesn't Jason already have a small pile of reality cores?

Qjohn85

It’s not a bad idea to expand the demographic.

Daniel Wills

I’ve been trying to get my GF nagged on your books, but she has a hard time reading English for a long time, have you thought on finding people to translate your books to Spanish or other languages

Alejandro Piña

Another amazing chapter

Aaron J

I was thinking the opposite actually. Something horrific and very public or at least visible to anyone spying. To send the message he is back and he ain't there to play stupid games.

Steven Ramey

Clive as Gold has fully embraced Amir and I love it.

Jay Doubleyou Kay

That will probably happen when they goto visit Arbor city.

Johnkevin223

Or Both lol

Kalanaere

I don't think it qualifies as hunting. He doesn't need to hunt when he's already bated the waters

Kalanaere

So thar leaves Dawn or Raythe. I think their safe lol

Kalanaere

I'm picturing sudden domes over both territories and the outside world sees nothing happen, then just clean and perfect looking when domes vanish.

Alex Lane

Clive really needs to find a real wife. Someone who can threaten Jason and Neil with a "shut it or you will be sent to the same place Clive's ex is."

Michael Fannon

Plenty of gold rankers that need a good boot to the head other than the vampires.

Michael Fannon

So about 16-17 years since he started adventuring

The Hyperbolic Cookout

He’s going to rank up by going vampire hunting.

Lora Greenberg

Maybe Jason can make an Avatar that looks like Clive's wife.......:P

Joanne Hans

Chat is always trying to figure out when it is. This quote from Jason’s grandmother helps a little: “Less than fifteen years ago, no one knew magic existed.”

Erik Hyrkas

It's so meta. I'm getting lost in the metaphor. 😆 Jason's head is a universe expanding?

ouroboros

I thought about that but she was a major player in the French astral space herding humans and mass producing ghouls. I doubt Jason will easily forgive and forget that. I suspect he might offer to cure her vampirism if Carlos has reached that point and then imprison her or something along those lines

Ryan H

How's Nik? Hopefully he works with Neil or Clive lol

crazyshadowfax23

I have a feeling that if Elizabeth stayed out of Jason's areas and is showing genuine remorse or attempting to be 'Humane' (like Craig vermillion) with how she and those under her approach feeding that Jason will allow her to live.

Scott Way

Or Doctor Who. Besides, Jason is kind of Tardisy now, being a universe and all. Even if just a small one.

Kismet

I'm listening to book 4 when you meet Gurling... hating him. Thinking about when he "dies" and then think...oh Elizabeth you are one smart woman. Serve him up to Jason on top of being civilized. You are not gonna be lunch. ;) (I love the one liners of detail that I personally often only get by listening over and over to the books.) It could be just me but it's only have the second and so.etimes third time. Like Dawn explain that Purtiy came to Earth originally to set up the link. One line of detail and it comes back books later. So good.

Crystal Donak

I hope he will be dismissed same as miss Pescos' s team in previous book... (Btw I still think Shirt dismissed them too quickly and undeservedly....)

Sacha

The vampires using them first filters them somehow to make them safe for jason to use.

Mike Zebill

Can’t Jason just make monster cores in his AK though? Or would that be using his authority to make balls of authority. Help. I’m stuck.

Ben

I think I’m a bit stuck on the big picture. Do I understand correctly that ranking up is increasing one’s authority, that’s why AK’s put a limit on messengers and take the authority for themselves? Is a monster core authority in a ball and the reality cores are a more refined authority in a ball? Authority seems like authority so I’m wondering what I’m missing. Is it a matter of a penny versus a hundred dollar bill?

Ben

Doesn’t Jason also have a bunch of actual reality cores he can use. I mean of course suck the power out of the vamps first and save the cores for other things. They can probably be used in forging peak diamond and transcendent items in the future as well. Too bad we lost our favorite smith.

gray matter

Ooooooh shit

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Lately, every chapter has had a line worthy of being my "new favorite line." Every. Damned. Chapter. Shirt, you are amazing!

Richard Bonds

I think Jason is aware of the Jason worshipping and maybe I'm not sure have taped into that and he won't call himself a god of earth but he is in all but name.

AfroMocha

Holy Biscuits and Mustard! Batman

James G

Anyone remember Thadwick's energy vampire? I thought he was going to be crucial against the Messengers, but maybe he'll somehow be a threat to Jason? There was that one chapter showing Thadwick taking over an island of messengers a while back.

Alex Reed

Get me some SIP!

Winter Behr

Shirt, I started rereading from book one recently and I just want to say you’re amazing. I love being immersed in your world. It’s hilarious and meaningful and thought provoking. Thank you. I’m truly enjoying your art and am grateful for your mind daily

Carolyn

See I was thinking more of a blended cocktail but I'm sure Colin would enjoy some Aged Vampire prosciutto sandwich.

Alex Schellenberg

I could see Jason having a show "Cooking with Vampires" where he just eats the life-force of vampires.

Alex Schellenberg

Ayo, Pause🤣🤣🤣

Marcus

I like that it was 27 years which is close to how old he was when he took the WP blessing and became a gestalt smart-ass

Alex Schellenberg

He's not connected to the CT anymore so how would he do that?

Sean C Jackson

Damnit I have to wait until Monday to see Jason sucking up the vamp? Augh!

samwise

I love the prime vessel setup as a narrative piece. In writing, when the protagonist can die they rarely will, since that just ends the story. When Jason has resurrection he might use that, but won't truly die. Now, in a story where most main characters are gold rank and live for centuries, Jason can truly fail. We can see him die and not have him or the entire cast die as a result. The story can realistically threaten failure, which is amazing for tension.

Dharma Blurton

Rufus warned everyone not to act a fuck in his absence, because he's *definitely* returning, and he's *definitely* going to be much more powerful when he does. And then they went ahead and acted a fuck anyway. Jason absolutely shitstomping the evil vampires who hold humans as cattle is going to be very cathartic.

Liesmith

YES MWAHAHAHAHHA, he will put his foot down with this showing of the vampire purge of 2024 and then the world will hold its breath lol.

Iron Knight

Colin have have a little omnicide, as a treat.

Liesmith

If Colin can consume a planet at diamond, can he consume a continent at gold?

Blue Falcon

Jason is about to engage the Bad Time generator.

Liesmith

Ah yes, after a brutal day sitting on the chair, coming home to a nice relaxing drink of vampire would hit the spot!

Spicyice101

Monday can't come sooner. Jason is going to do a thanos snap and all that reality core blood is just going to flow o him like a crimson spider web.

Travis Nevins

I imagine all the vampires will just shrivel up into desiccated husks

Russell Widger

I think Jason can heal the blood servant affliction tbh

Russell Widger

So he IS gonna suck on the suck-heads after all. *mad cackle*

Youkai-sama

It takes him 3 decades to accumulate the power needed to remake his prime avatar, if he gathers enough energy he can sit on it and reform his prime avatar at will given he has the power to do so.

Russell Widger

Omg, Jason’s personal dimensional ship can be airwolf! Or KITT!!! Cheers for the chappy!

Naotsugu97

Tyftc! Small edits: "The space station above the planet was the seat of Jason’s power and the reliquary his astral king relics." Should be: reliquary *of* his astral king relics Or Reliquary *for* his...

Matt Streit

They knew what was coming they made there bed😂😂😂

Jay00

Off to a great start! TYFTC!

Justin

I like Elizabeth 😜

Leonard Christensen

Ooouuhhh. He‘s just going to eat all the vampires! How yummy…. 🤪🤪🤪

René Blaser

They mentioned in book 10 that with the messengers magic, he can use it to travel the link between worlds without establishing the bridge. Just like how boris did to bring taika back to earth.

JonO

Nah i think the collection of vamps will be a small yet very awesome snippet of the chapter followed by reactions from the other earth factions complaining about not having had to take a shit for years since becoming essence users. The smell will be the biggest portion of that complaint lol. Then maybe a slight fast forward to Jason completing his prime avatar and heading to palimustus before his inevitable return to reign in the rest of earth.

JonO

Sooooo it takes him about 3 decades to respawn right about now(excluding extenuating circumstances)... that's pretty nifty

PapaJohn

I never knew i wanted this till now

JonO

2 grillion m'lud

Adrian

Don't forget Clive's wife!

Thomas Laptain

Rip and tear until it is dinner

Sylphie

I'm so glad the vamp sucking idea came back. Loved it way back when they were first talking about it... then the vamp died in its cage and it was like "meh, too much work, we got better things to do."

Joshua Batts

I thought it had been at least 14 years since he finished with the transformation zone on Palimustus, with the fight on the road being about 10 and Reaper and World Phoenix walking for about 4 more.

Thomas Laptain

Did the astral spaces tied to his domains on earth get merged in to his new universe? I assumed not, as he said the city of arbour was the only inhabited place on the planet. But this chapter also makes it sound like they did when Jason said “on this planet” to Yukio. Also , what will he name the planet? Some sort of Airwolf reference I’m sure.

Andrew Milne

I'm thinking it's a combination of his rank and his ability to warp reality around him while in his domains. It would be interesting thought, his influence slowly bled into and around the earth outside of his domains without anyone noticing and suddenly half of the planet belongs to him

Fuzzy Wuzzy

Am I the only one waiting for the display of power Jason will more than likely have to pull off to shut everyone down? I cant wait for him to step on the main stage and go off 😩

Fuzzy Wuzzy

"You will find, Grandmother, as will the Earth, that on this planet, I can do anything I please." What did he mean by that? Dose his power now extend over the whole earth? Or is the planet in his new universe earth? Or maybe the astral spaces connected to earth became apart of his new world?

Jake Thorpe

Jason, the team cook's dish of the day: Vampire Sandwich

SmokeJam

Rip it out of them !!

Ken Sevier

Well then your going to enjoy April with 1 chap a week xD

D3monEmper0r

There is something missing in the sentence

Crystal Donak

A vampire entrée with a gehrling dessert, pre fix menu no substitutions

DivineNapier

April is going to be alonnnnnngggg Month! Fantastic chapter. Thanks Shirt!

Terry Bell

I'm really sad that we're probably not going to see the vampire snack. We still have to do reintroduction chapters with Jason. They can't all happen at the same time so that's probably going to be a solid two of the chapters. We might get a cliffhanger for the event. But I doubt it happens. Not that I'm bitching, because I love cliffhangers as much as Sylvester Stallone.

DeviantSalivations

I picture Jason spinning around in a chair, stroking a cat sized Colin looking out the eye window of his head spaceship powering up his "gordon lazer" with shade in a gunner seat

DivineNapier

Be very, very quiet, we're hunting vampires! (Que manic laughter)

Andrew Whewell

Would love to see every vampire in his territory simply fall through a portal at their feet into a giant blender above Colins flesh pit. Then Jason and Colin can have a nice meal together while Earth shits its collective pants about the vamps all disappearing in an instant.

Adam

Let’s go kill some fuckin vamps bb. Tyftc Shirt!

Mason

Most likely he got it back. Also i don't think he can absorb the reality cores without getting core taint.... he needs to absorb it through the vampire who already refined the taint out. Like a very fleshy brita filter

JonO

Yes!!! Good Asano, rip those vamps apart...

Chris Pollan

For some reason I'm imagining a large Jason head appearing above his zones and having them nom down on the land while drooling on everything, the slurping everything up.

Sean

NOM-NOMS

Chris Morgan

Of course Colin gets a meal. Jason eats the inside and Colin gets the outside lol Can you imagine two Jasons, one with a smoothie straw, and the second with a knife and fork? That's how i envision it lol

JonO

I think you mean most vampires, most vampires are going to have a very bad time

Blayne Allsen

Won't help the Jason culties situation.

Travon

Dawn finally got her wish of Jason devouring the Vamps lol

Justin "Johnist" Johanson

But it is hilarious that he is so ignorant about the fact. Can't interrupt that magic research.

Travon

Not quite. I imagine he has generally positive feelings about bunnies now.

Pauli Wilhelmsen

Not to worry. You're in good company.

ReadingObsessed

What about the Reality Cores in his Inventory? Also, did he ever get the one he tapped for that teleport feat back from Humphrey/Clive?

Justin "Johnist" Johanson

Oh i hope it takes less than a day. The vamps still outside his domain will be cowed and ready to be served whatever decisions Jason makes. The rest of the world will also be cowed by Jason finishing a war they never could really make a dent on without really trying. Basically 90% of the earth will shit theirselves in acute synchronization. Mwahaha

JonO

He might need an abundance of it, more than just a single core

Mist Sparrow

I love that he used the line he learned from Knowledge in the first book, "We all change with time, magic or not."

Alex Schellenberg

Finally the "I need to start eating vampires" comes back. Hope Collin gets in on the action, he's such a hungry boy. Thanks for the chapter

Mist Sparrow

I called it buffet time

Zachary Blevins

I've never used it myself, but may want to make sure there doesn't need to be an 'of' or 'for' after 'reliquary' here. "The space station above the planet was the seat of Jason’s power and the reliquary his astral king relics."

Aaron

Felt throughout all former Asano territory and 50 kilometers in all directions surrounding was a spine-chilling voice no one wanted to hear. FEED ME YOUR SINS.

ReadingObsessed

Yaaaas!!

Greg

Doesn't Jason still have the core he used to escape the underwater mine?

George Brkich

Yes Jason, binge watch Corination Street, Shade will like British part, but not the lack of butlers.

Scott McCarthy

Shirt going to one a week will be torture but better then the alternative

Tyler S.

Vampire power stripping time woo! I hope Jason gets revenge on Elizabeth if not at least a little.

Gotrek65

When did Clive become a tyrant. It's not a good look having everyone afraid of him and paralyzed with fear....

Kevin Anderson

Queue the BFG Division from Doom. It’s time to rip and tear.

Justin

Jason is just going to hog killing all those vampires. Sophie’s gonna be pissed she didn’t get to kick any in the head.

Ben

Is that a reference from that really old news clip?

Joseph Nicholson

Its been guessed that it would be used to help his advance of Gold, so the fact that its the power for his prime avatar isnt that surprising

Tyler S.

I'm starting to hate Fridays. I love these books, but the wait between chapters is becoming less bearable every week

Isaac Scharff

Hell yeah

mark campos

Ah, the irony. The vampires, keeping humans as cattle, are reduced to cattle themselves.

Connor

Suck the Vamps dry, and let us read the reactions from all over the world. We all need to have a great laugh, and let everyone know who is back, and pissed.

Joe Foreman

it looks like it's only been about 12 to 13 years since Jason went back to palimustus, which means it's only been about 10 or so after the transformation zone. Sucks to be so wrong in my predictions but at least i didn't think the whole thing was less than ten lol

JonO

Those vampires better hide their kids, kids their wives. Jason's coming for everybody!

Abigail Hale

Close but no biscuits

Tyler S.

Let the Anti-Vamp campaign begin! Thank you for the chapter Shirt!

John Durrett

After reading that last exchange, I started cackling like someone who owns a space station in the shape of their own head.

Zack

Jason will look at them like an army of energizer Batteries.

james williams

Yes.....Yes....Yes....more Clive.....more Clive

Andre Morales

I prefer to call him the Jason Asano the Double Vampire. He eats vampires after all.

TBONEMAN

So, they are vampire smoothies and lots of Biscuit coming soon.... I actually lol when Yumi asked if the vampires will enjoy it...,

Mouser

Now I’m wondering is Jason gonna go hunting and slowly claiming his domains back, or is it gonna be one large procedure and all vampires in the domains will be absorbed simultaneously, imagine the message that sends to everybody on earth

Vincent Ciavone

Ha! those blood scukers are about to expressly not enjoy their current situation

Jackjargon

Here we go!

Andrew Vogel

He’s going to eat the vamps. Squatters beware

Adam

Jason Asano: Vampire Hunter. Or, if you prefer, Jason the Vampire Slayer.

Cyrus McEnnis

These last few chapters have been the most pleasant torture I’ve ever experienced. I’m so ready for shit to go down.

Zachary LaCount

Colin's about to be really happy about the upcoming snacks

L.Goll

Ok. I have to admit I’m somewhat of a simp for evil Jason.

Jana

My cats kept staring at me while I was reading this chapter due to the strange squeal/laughing I was doing

Steven Ramey

Finally eating vampires!!

Pierce

I have a feeling, Jason gonna rename the Interface to Clives Wife, for everyone in the Multiverse. And nobody gonna understand.

Rick

Damn, Jason rope a doped the entire cosmos and the vampires. He's going to be so incredibly smug after this.

Nick

That makes me feel very happy

David Carr

The Vampires have no idea they delivered themselves right onto a plate for Jason. That’ll be one of his best meals

Thunder0ni

Hahahaha next week is gonna be awesome!!!! Tftc shirt!

AfroMocha

bait the reckless vamps in with a "domain collapse" and then BOOM! Go go gadget counter suck the sucky vampires.

Tim Johnson

Vampire lords about to be converted to Doordash/Grubhub for Jason.

Sean Sheldon

Oh yes vampires are about to be gobbled up. Shouldn't have messed with his family and tried to break into his place. Now they get to be cosmic breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Thomas Black

Joker cackling

Aaron Schwartz

Have I mentioned how much I love grandmother Yumi? Because I do.

Michael Fannon

Yes, it's now time for the vampire to experience being fed upon mwahaha

JonO

Tftc !

Nicolas Hebert

That's a lot of dead vampires

Ethan Alexander

I’m betting hard that a vampire genocide is coming. Three more chapters until Shirtys break.

mhaj58

So that’s why he allowed the vampires to sit on his doorstep lol. Time for a buffet

Andrew C.

Lol he was going to use them as a battery

Marvin bennett

Some vampires are about to have a very bad time

Todd

Now that, people, is foreshadowing. We heard about that power the first time dawn was ever introduced, and it's just now come into play in any serious capacity.

Cameron Baldwin

First! Jason pulling the same trick on both the GABs and the vampires is perfect

Thomas Todd

WOOOOOOO NEW CHAPTER

Vincent Ciavone

First

Cameron Baldwin

Biscuits plz!

Abigail Hale


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