Update: January 2026

TL;DR

-SAOA 17 is back up!
-SAOA 20 Editing: 35%
-MHAA 6 Editing: 15%
-MHAA 7 Scripting: 75%
-FruBA 2 Editing: 30%
-Exit from Nat19

L;R

New year! Who dis?!

Just kidding! Of course we remember you. But do you still recognize us in our New Year New Form?! We've just recently been disgorged from our revivifying cocoon, sloughed off our placental layer (soon to be collected for its sweet sweet ambergris), and are ready to tackle this new year, which we hear is going great so far! Don't mind the soulless stare or the stench of putrescent afterbirth; our eyelids should finish solidifying within the hour~

Now obviously, between the Christmas holidays and regenerating a new exoskeleton, we haven't had the chance to make much editing progress on our three shows, but now that we're back and gooier than ever, you bet your sweet bippy we're gonna start making up for that ASAP! For instance! You may have noticed that we recently collaborated with the succulent bois over at Altered Anime for their Naruto Abridged! We're so excited to be working with them on that, as well as anything else they may throw our way. If you haven't seen it already, do that. It's so good, you guys. It's bullshit. Fuck them. Fuck them in their succulent boi pussies. Anyway, you'll probably notice that stuff showing up in your sub boxes from time to time. Super proud of them! BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! We've also reached out to a few of our favourite creators for other collabs... as well as developing our own super succulent ultra special secret project on the side. Before you ask, no it's not frickin' Smartphone 2 goddamn it! It's still early days, but y'all... this could be the biggest thing we've ever worked on NO IT'S NOT SMARTPHONE 3! WHY WOULD WE EVEN DO THAT IF WE'RE NOT MAKING 2?! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Anyway...

We love you all very much, and we hope that we can count on your continued support in these future endeavours.

As exciting as all these comings are, we do unfortunately have some goings to share. As many Nat19 fans may have heard, Carrie, Matty, and Spencer have chosen to part from Nat19. Nat19 has been going in a different direction for some time, with focus moving away from from the D&D streams, and more towards books, traveling, and cons. Our priorities will always be with you and Something Witty, and with Nat19's goals shifting the way they have, we decided we could not justify the time and resources needed to fly to cons to sell someone else's products. We'll always be grateful and proud to be founding members of Nat19. We had a lot of good years playing a game we love with people we adore, and we're going to miss the hell out of all of our characters. Especially seeing all of the love some of y'all have been posting in response. Like fuck, guys. We have no words for how much that means to us. We make our living tweaking existing works to better fit what we'd like to write, but our D&D characters are 100% us (but hotter and worse). We put our hearts and souls into them, so the fact that they resonate with some of you is just like... fuuuuuuuck. Like, how can we properly thank you for all the love and fan art and fan-fictions and fan animations you've poured YOUR hearts and souls into?! There are no words! So we guess we'll make one up...

SUCCULENT!

Wait... no... I think that one might already be a word. Well, you get what we mean. We hold you in extremely high succulent. Never forget that.

And to our dearly departed tablemates (That really makes it sound like they're dead. They're not. Pretty sure.), we hear you wish us "the most well", and to that we say we wish you the mostest well times infinity plus one, and may all your 19s be nat.

Here's to a most succulent 2026, the year of cum!!!

Love,
Something Witty