Update: December 2025

TL;DR

-SAOA 17 got hit with a copyright strike (we’re working on it!)
-SAOA 20 Editing: 35%
-MHAA 5: DONE!
-MHAA 5 Bloopies: DONE!
-MHAA 6 Recording: DONE!
-MHAA 6 Editing: 15%
-MHAA 7 Scripting: 75%
-FruBA 2 Editing: 30%
-We’ll be off until New Years. Have an excellent holiday season, everyone!

L;R

Ho ho ho, our Hoe Hoe Hoes!

The season has DESCENDED upon us, like a spooky pharaoh plague, and we hope that when you’re slang’n that peen silly-style, you keep it wrapped up like an X-mas present!

Speaking of presents, y’all got both full episodes fairly recently! Hence, the reason we didn’t really get you guys an update on them. They were done! You watched em! …Right? If you haven’t yet, we’d recommend getting on that, lest that ol’ scamp and our lord and saviour THE KRAMPUS gets ya. You don’t wanna get walloped by a Krampus Root for 45 uninterrupted minutes whilst contained within a Krampus Sack, right? …Right?

At this point in the update, you might recall we’re devout Krampus worshippers. Y’all remember we’re devout Krampus worshippers, right? However, our hated enemy, Santa Claus, now has a propaganda, sorry, “anime”. A “propagand-ime”, if you will. We have studied the enemy’s materials and shall give you a TRUE reading of the plot, as one can only do by reading between the lines and then making up what it says between those lines.

Santa, or “Sanda” as he’s taken to calling himself in a futile attempt to obfuscate his true nature (or, perhaps more pathetically, relate to “da youths”) is, as you might expect, a 14-year-old twink of a lad. Unfortunately for us, as he bleeds (which we intend to make him do. A lot.) he transcends from twink to DILF and becomes a 65-year-old bodybuilder. We know this because an emotionally unstable manic-depressive pixie dream girl stabs him clean in the chest. She says it’s to convince him to save her best “Just a Friend” Ono, but we know she’s one of us. She’s a real Kramper, that one. She only PRETENDS to be on the fiend’s side TEMPORARILY, in order to give her another chance to strike! A chance she takes basically immediately when she becomes a domestic terrorist in the middle of science class. But it’s cool; kids can’t do crimes. We just learned that, and that is VERY useful information~ 

Much like the majestic Krampus, we’ve been hard at work getting the next episodes produced. SAOA’s going pretty good, Matty has already had to generate clouds, a standard part of any creative process. He’s gonna try to make them cloudier, fluffier, and perhaps even hold rain, as all season finale’s are wont to do.

We’re just LIVING in season finales, as writing for MHAA 7 is coming along nicely! That silly All Might continues his trend of putting things in orbit. He sure is MY Hero Academia Abridged~ MHAA 6 editing is going well also! Them lines are gettin’ sparkly clean!

Spencer’s editing Fruba 2! Look at him go! He’s been practically editing every single day. Except Arbor Day. That’s for the trees.

Other than that, we’ll be off the rest of the month for the holidays, and because we’ll be blackout drunk on Krampus Schnapps, there’ll be no more streams or movie nights (after tonight) till January! We’ll catch you Discord peeps on the 8th for our next movie night, and the 9th for our first stream of the new year!

Now we gotta apologize upfront, because it’s time for us to be sincere. The yearly molting of our ironic detachment has come. Prepare your bodies. 

UGHHHH WE LOVE AND APPRECIATE YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!! WE WOULD BE DEAD IN A GUTTER WITHOUT YOU!!! UGHHHH WE’RE SO GRATEFUL YOU GUYS KEEP SHOWING UP TO HEAR US TALK ABOUT DICKS AND FARTS AND CUM AND SHIT!!! THIS IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL COMMUNITY!!! AUUUUUGGHHHH GOD… Thanks to you guys we were able to bring Spencer on full-time, get Chase more SWE hours as well, (SWours, if you will) and get a ton more stuff out. We’re so incredibly lucky to have your support, and so incredibly sorry that our sincere thanks involved talking about shit and cum. But you guys know who we are.

All that to say, you all should watch Sanda, if only to learn of the valiant struggle of our HERO: Principal Oshibu! Perhaps in the future we’ll be able to make our OWN propagand-ime, with blackjack! And hookers! And shit and cum!

Happy Krampusnacht, everyone! We’ll see you in 2026, THE YEAR OF CUM!!!

(Sorry again)