Update: November 26th, 2018

My bois! My home-slices! My dudes! My artisanal, thin-cut, slices of dudes!

Things are happening!

You wanna know what's happening??

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Okay, ya don't gotta be a dick about it. I was just trying to inject some energy and life into the update. If you're just gonna be rude about it, then I'm not gonna tell you that editing on SAOA Episode 14 has begun.

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Oh, yeah. That changed your fuckin' tone, huh? Sack of shit, sassing me. I'll show ya what for.

The way our daddies did back in the day. Choking us with a dial-up modem. The cord, not the modem itself. That would be weird. Also wanna clarify that it would my biological father. Not the new meaning of "Daddy" which, coupled with the choking, makes it entirely more sexual and less abusive than we want it to be. 

Now suck my dick and choke on this steaming wad of info.

Izzy is laying the groundwork on the new episode, while Carrie is trying to figure out how to finish MHAA 1. It's more difficult than you would assume. There are bears. So many bears.

While we're working on all that jazz, we're also gonna be diving knuckle-first into scripting MHAA 2. I know, right?! Goddamn finally! We're excited too!

We're also excited about the BudVA coming to visit for a few days this week. Don't worry, we'll be kicking him out and sending him back to Merica in time for Tomb of Annihilation on Thursday. Izzy has a new character, that he hopes won't die 2 sessions in like the last one. Silly Izzy, with your impossible dreams.

On Friday, we're gonna be playing some Darksiders 3!!! Unleash the Fury and the multi-coloured hair and the being fine as all shit!!!! Gon' be a good time.

Should also sound a tad better, cause Izzy and Carrie re-did a bunch of the sound treatment in the office, and now it sounds all sexy-like.

On the subject of things that are of a sexy nature, we'll be on Unlocked again this Friday at 6pm PST with another surprise VA!! Last week we had the wonderful Derek Stephen Prince, voice of Kibaou... oh and everyone in Digimon, yes, even Sora. Derek, one and all!!!

After Unlocked on Friday, join us for our Discord hang. This week, we'll be "enjoying"... *sigh*... Agent Cody Banks. I wanted Rock of Ages, but nooooooooo!!!!

Join us on Saturday for our Fate/Solar Shadow game. Does our dad is serial killer? Will Ian ever not be Robocop? Will Jude ever escape Hell to come party with us? Will David ever stop being the biggest asshole? Will Isla get to fuck David in his cavernous asshole? Will Diane stop stealing all of our goddamn money? Will Lancer ever remove his helmet? Will Assassin ever successfully assassinate anyone EVER? Will any NPC be as wonderful as Boozle? The answer to all of these questions is "no", but it's still pretty cool to watch. 

Welp, that's pretty much it.

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LEAVE!!!

Mwah,

Something Witty