Update: November 5th, 2018

What it is, my bois?!!!

Not much happened this week.

Update slam dunk!!!

SWE OUT!!!!

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Nah, but real talk though, a bunch of shiz happened.

The usual editing business went on, we were slightly more focused on our Unlocked Ad this week. Dis one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqCWwWe0Re0&t  

Listen, when Josh Paperback asks you to make him an ad, you FUCKIN accept those charges... I did not set up that metaphor correctly... We love canon Kirito is what we're saying!!!

We were lucky enough to watch SAOA Episode 1 with The Pap, if you missed it, it's archived on the Unlocked app and is viewable via subscription here:  https://unlock.app.link/SomethingWitty 

Who's to say who'll be joining us next week, Carrie opened her goddamn mouth and now Bryce won't tell us! I hope it's Travis Willingham, I know he's not in Sword Art, I just really wanna meet Mustang.

If you're on Unlocked tonight around 7pm PST you can watch Izzy finish off his Kirito lines for Episode 14. It's free if you tune in live, so, like why wouldn't ya?!

If ya miss it, it'll be available to our $25 Patrons in a couple of days and our $10 Patrons after the episode comes out. 

We're like, crazy ahead of schedule getting lines in for SAOA 14. We have 3 more peeps recording this week, and that's everyone! Seriously, this is the fastest we've ever gotten lines in, it's crazy.

Izzy's just gotta finish up dem bloopies and he'll be jumping right into editing the episode.

He's practically giddy.

We tried something new last Friday: We watched a GOOD movie on our Discord hang!

Don't worry, we're back to our usual soul-crushing stuff this week. Come enjoy League of Extraordinary Gentlemen with us.

It's gonna be ...a time? It'll be something.

So stream schedule for this week is as follows:

Monday: Unlocked - Kirito recording - 7pm PST

Thursday: Twitch - Strahd - 11am PST

Friday: Twitch - SWG - 2pm PST, Unlocked - Watch party - 6pm PST, Discord Hang - 8pm PST

Saturday: Twitch - Fate D&D - 1pm PST

Yeah, we stream too much. It's a sickness. We need to go to Streamer rehab. There they shall give us the delicious drugs so that we quit streaming. Then we'll have to go to drug rehab. There they'll tell us to have other interests, like video games, so that we can stop doing the drugs. And that's the circle of life, Simba. Now help tie off Daddy's arm. I know it's hard, what with you being a lion and me being a human man, just use ya teeth. What do you mean you don't think I'm your real dad. What did your mother say to you? The bitch! She's always trying to turn you against me! "Wah, you're addicted to heroin. Wah, stop lying to the boy. Wah, stop fuckin' the zoo animals. Wah, at least share". Tired of her shit.

Balls deep in a squealing hog,

Something Witty