Update: September 10th, 2018.

Evenin' skillets, which were forged in the home.
Then used to lovingly make pancakes.
That's right, we're blacksmiths now.
That's why the episodes take so long.
We're forging iron.
LIKE MEN...AND ONE WOMAN...the woman is Izzy.

He's putting that pageant winning beauty to good use, editing Patreon exclusive Bloopies for SAOA Episode 13.
And IIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm helping!!!!!!! XDDDDDDD
That's why they're ridiculous and full of memes.

I'm also adding memery to MHAA Episode 1, which has like 99% of the audio layed out, so there's that.
Still got a crazy long way to go on the visuals, but we're starting to glimpse the finish line.
It mocks us from the horizon. Standing there, with all the hot girls who rejected me. Also water.
Fuck you finish line, you killed my family.

On the subject of dysfunctional famies, we're currently scripting SAOA 14!!!
We've even added more scripting days to try get it finished as quickly as possible so we can move on to MHAA 2!!!
It's an endless cycle.
It never ends.
Kill me.

No, like, really, it never ends. Cause of you generous bastards, we hit our 8K goal and now we have to start working on a new one-shot.
I know Cellphone Anime was thrown out there, but who knows, could be something else. Who's to say??
Go fuck yourselves!
Fuckin'...thanks!
Soundin' way more spiteful than I meant it too.
Have some hearts:

<3 <3 <3

There!!!

Oh, we also hit the 10K milestone.
What is wrong with you guys??
Holy shit!!!
STAHP!!!
We said we'd hire another editor, but we don't gots no mo shos!!!
We haven't even launched the second show!!!
We didn't think this would happen for like...years!!!
ACTUAL YEARS!!!

We do, however, have another idea to run by you. A proposal, if you will.
We believe the time has come to start looking into what it would take to create our own original content.
A Something Witty Original.
A SWO.
...
God! We're bad at acronyms!
Lookin' at you, KARF!!!

Nothing set in stone yet. We're hoping that something along the lines of a motion comic would be within our budget, but who knows, our newborn dreams have not yet been crushed by the cinder block of life. Watch out for the soft spot, life, that's where the child-like wonder and whimsy resides.

In all seriousness, we're unbelievably grateful for all the support you guys are constantly giving us. Only a couple of years ago, we never would have thought that making our own original series would have been possible.
The fact that's it's even a "maybe" is mind-blowing.
We have no idea what you see in us. We know how difficult we can be. We see all the younger, hotter YouTubers giving you the eye. We don't blame them, look at you. I've never SEEN a better ass!!! But you stick with us. Even when it takes us 6 months to get it up. You wait for us on that bed, spread eagled and ready for that hot comedy infection.
No, we didn't mean injection.
This is our way of letting you know you probably have gonorrhea.
Get yourself checked.

Love,
Something Witty