Public Service Announcement #4
Added 2020-04-16 01:15:08 +0000 UTCAs you endure the weeks of forced isolation imposed by the shelter at home order and begin to feel an urge to strip off your clothing and rush outdoors into the fresh air, do not assume that you are merely suffering from cabin fever. The urge to go out in public naked is one of the more perverse symptoms of Medusid-20! Epidemiologists believe that the virus instills this impulse in the infected to help ensure it is spread to other potential victims.
The desire to expose yourself in public becomes increasingly difficult to resist as the infection progresses. If you begin to feel such urges, please contact your local containment center immediately so that a retrieval team can move you to a secure quarantine facility before you risk exposing your fellow citizens to the virus!
