WFYM 277 - Dog Sabra
Added 2024-12-24 02:37:24 +0000 UTCHey man can I use your bathroom all day? In perpetuity? Including but not limited to after you die and transferable with the deed to the house? No? Well I'm not allowed to at my other friend's house anymore because he hates Israel and my dung looks so much like Sabra hummus that it violates BDS. Lizzo dropped a Zyn in a Stradivarius she borrowed from a museum. Jimmy Carter is a shell for a hermit crab. His mouth is like a hollowed out former McDonald's because if you get too close and try to take pictures the employees come out and yell at you. I can't get hard looking at a picture of Jimmy Carter so I must be straight but I can't get hard looking at a picture of Kay Granger either so I must be bi
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Jimmy Carter. You called it
MP666
2024-12-29 21:47:27 +0000 UTCThe city in Hey Arnold is a fictional city called Hillwood, which is supposed to be in Washington and was mix of Portland, Seattle, and New York City. Gotta get the Hey Arnold facts straight.
Erroneous Monk
2024-12-27 00:35:39 +0000 UTCOh shit they got that from eating bats? My dad would always tell me this story from when he was stationed over there, how he saw this ancient old lady roasting a big ass bat on the beach and saw her take it off the spit, sink her teeth into its neck and suck like all of its roasted skin off in an instant. Wild to think she might have gotten that disease later on lol
Dark Magicks
2024-12-26 21:06:21 +0000 UTCMethy guy at the McDonald's I used to work at was fired a year after I graduated from highschool for stealing boxes of frozen quarter pounders. Hope you're doing better now Dave, wherever you are
Dark Magicks
2024-12-26 17:42:05 +0000 UTCGenghis Khan died during WW2 but nobody noticed bc he was in the internment camps
Minnesota_Cold
2024-12-25 10:08:40 +0000 UTCI get a day off of work when Jimmy Carter dies
sean e
2024-12-24 19:35:25 +0000 UTCA pro posting team tshirt is something the school Bonds dog posters should have done to he extra cringe
Doug Cartel
2024-12-24 18:38:48 +0000 UTCApparently the communists did some horrible shit when they annexed Tibet which makes the anger about it a little more legit but it's not like they're the only country to do that kind of shit I havent dug into it beyond the stuff I learned in casual conversation with a researcher
Doug Cartel
2024-12-24 18:27:43 +0000 UTCI’m still dealing with a ska injury from someone kicking me while skanking 20 years ago
Travis
2024-12-24 18:08:26 +0000 UTCLytico-bodig disease
ChapoFYM
2024-12-24 17:13:02 +0000 UTCWhy haven’t we seen Santa’s birth certificate? What is he hiding?
joshkg
2024-12-24 16:24:07 +0000 UTCI once bought a pair of KURU shoes meant for nurses. The brand name seems like an odd choice given the prion
Dark Magicks
2024-12-24 10:17:20 +0000 UTCIs Alex thinking of Kuru in PNG?
Rosalind Northey
2024-12-24 04:52:40 +0000 UTC
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