endlessjess

X-Box Games of Tomorrow

Added 2025-06-28 22:40:19 +0000 UTC

The world is a toilet and video games are the blue stuff that makes it stink less. Here's my thoughts and feelings on some upcoming X-Box games. Raw and unfiltered, silly and sarcastic, stupid and strange, aggressively confused and mentally melting, just the way I assume you like it.

I'm an old timer. An original gamer from the Paleozoic era, wizened and advanced beyond the need for "hype" or "opinions". My mind is a vibrant kaleidoscope of emotions and intuitions so true and profound I don't even need to play these games to know their souls.

You won't need to play them either because the otherworldly storm of sounds erupting out of my face are the ultimate, pure expression of all that the art was ever meant to evoke.

The job is done. The games have fulfilled their purpose in being reacted to by me. None need purchase, nor play them now. You're welcome, people of Earth.

I do want to play the hotel game with the talking cat though, that looks rad as hell.