Oops! All Text Posts
Added 2025-05-28 22:53:21 +0000 UTCAs a general rule, I typically post a lot more videos than text-only posts here, but I don't have any videos this month. I’ve been out in the world, away from my editing station, and Patreon won’t let me upload any video files directly from my phone over 2 minutes long for some asinine reason. So, with apologies to the illiterate among you, I’ll have to make do with the power of my eloquent writing alone.
I’ve got all kinds of stuff and things to tell you about in this, the purest format of all, the written word. Wrestling, movies, video games, other movies, more wrestling, and probably some other junk too.
I’m sure you’ll get to hear my lovely voice again, full of delightful disdain and wacky contempt, just as soon as I'm in a position to record something halfway worth a shit. Right now the entity known as Endless Jess is relegated to the subconscious void of non-existence where it belongs because the man who plays me is busy living my actual life. But I can still tap into just enough of that dark energy to type out some spastic and sarcastic literary gymnastics. Mark Twain, get your pen name ass kicked.
I’m making an effort to be inclusive to the differently stupid, so if perusing all these putrid paragraphs is simply too much mental exertion to be bothered with, I'll include a visual aid to illustrate what I’m talking about. Here's April O’Neil wearing a cool jacket and looking mad as Hell while typing what I assume to be a furious editorial about Shredder being an asshole.
