Nintendo Direct 2025
Added 2025-03-28 20:38:38 +0000 UTCOh boy it's time to look at Nintendo games! Everyone loves Nintendo Games, all 1 of them. Here's a happy and excited reaction to this year's lovely new Nintendo lineup, consisting of Metroid Prime 4, and a bunch of CRAP.
Will this finally be the Metroid game to include nude Samus? Probably not, but all day long I dream of a better world where such blessings abound. I think my prayers are slowly paying off because this one does seem to have some rather suggestive architecture.
I just have to focus my meditations, and concentrate my powers of manifestation a little bit harder, and I can finally save the world by getting Samus naked.
You're welcome, for my many efforts and sacrifices toward a better life for all of us.
