Horrible Horror Double Dump: Jeepers Creepers Reborn and Grimcutty
Added 2025-03-01 04:48:27 +0000 UTCHere's a very special double creature feature of fuck. I got 2 reviews in one here. That's 2 stinky movies i half watched, which equals 1 foul nightmare of fecal frights, and one cool dream my brain conjured up to escape from this filth.
Has there ever been a more bungled franchise than Jeepers Creepers? That first one is a classic, and it should have stayed the only one. The second one stank, the third one stunk, and this new one stonks. That's 4 movies, 3 of which smell like a fart, which makes this series 75 percent anal-stink.
As if that weren't assy and gassy enough, now we have a new fart-sucker on the prowl. His name is Grimcutty, and i don't even wanna know what his deal is. He looks like the Special Ed monster that comes into town on the short bus.
Both of these movies are so shit, it's literally more interesting to tell you about a stupid dream I had in between them, while passed out in a crap-coma from all the butt-fumes wafting off my television screen.
