endlessjess

The Coffee Table

Added 2025-03-01 03:59:54 +0000 UTC

I heard about this one cause it had some wtf buzz online, so i thought I'd join the swarm and see what all the buzz is about, cuz. There's no way to really talk about the movie without spoiling it a little bit, but it definitely falls into the "oh shit oh no what the hell" category. It's a pretty good Oh shit movie.

Don't watch if you're a little baby, or if you have a little baby, it might scare you too much. At the very least it functions as an extremely effective PSA about the dangers of buying stupidly designed, artsy lookin crap from Mexican furniture stores.

I know what I'm talking about. I bought my cool blue couch from a Mexican furniture store, and within months it cracked under my big butt and started dipping in the middle. Not quite as bad as what happens to the guy in this movie, but still pretty annoying.