Cowabunga, you buncha bungholes! Here's my lovely new talk show all about my favorite fungoids, the Ninja Turtles. Will there ever be more than one episode? I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't matter!
My special guest on this first and only episode of Turtle Talk is... me. Today I'm talking about the new TMNT comics reboot by Jason Aaron, known for inventing all the cool ideas that Thor: Love and Thunder horribly butchered. Let's hope that creepy director guy doesn't get his filthy paws on any Turtle movies.
Ranting about the Ninja Turtles is one of the few ways I'm capable of surviving in this crap heap of a world, so I'm sure it's not the last time you'll hear me do it. Unless of course, I decide to change my entire life and retire from entertaining any of you ever again right fucking now, which is ALWAYS a possibility.
Nevertheless, it appears I'm still here and still radical. You're welcome.
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2025-02-27 05:27:52 +0000 UTCGeorge E. Schneider
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