Welcome to Pissed Off Man Reviews Shit. This show is entirely too happy and cute for my current mood, so I tore it a new asshole. I was mean as Hell to it for no reason, and I regret nothing. I'll fuckin do it again.
I'm tired of watching girl shows and baby cartoons! From now on any colorful and campy slice-of-life silliness I see is getting eviscerated. I'll rip em all a new one!
Go ahead, request some more adolescent nonsense and see if I don't barf and fart all over it. What'll it be next? Totally Spies? The Winx Club? Another magical girl anime? How bout the episode of Pepper Anne where her tits come in? That deranged enough for ya?
Throw me 20 bucks, people! Kill my remaining brain cells with whatever insipid gaybo shit you want! I can assure you, the price for these will never be this low again!