endlessjess

Helga's Locket

Added 2024-12-17 19:22:42 +0000 UTC

Here's another wild and wacky Hey Arnold video with another wonderful work-of-art thumbnail for ya. This is my job now, I've decided. I will never stop ranting about Hey Arnold.

I love Hey Arnold more than anyone in the world and i love it better than anyone in the world too. All other grown men on the internet obsessed with 90s cartoons are pretenders, I'm the original. I'm the only one who's cool, the OTC of 90s TV.

I'm The Mighty One. Alrighty, son. I do a nightly run for my tight thighs and buns. I stay young and fun. everyone is dumb, i drink malibu rum and become a true bum. Shootin a gun at an oil drum to light up like the sun and ignite you scum.

Look at that, i even gave to you peasants a little rhyme. You're welcome. Now begone. I have more Hey Arnold to discuss with myself, and if I'm feeling generous i may even continue to share these radical recollections and perfected retrospectives with you.