NXT No Mercy
Added 2024-09-05 04:30:03 +0000 UTCI haven't watched NXT regularly in at least 9 years. I don’t even know what this show is anymore. Who are these people? What the Hell is a Wendy Choo? Is that a pokemon? And why the fuck is there a guy called Wes Lee? That’s horrible! It stinks! Somebody change this poor young man’s name to something less smelly, like Fart-Master Skunk-Ass.
None of that matters though, what matters is that I have a new religion. I’ve found someone to believe in. A good boy named Joe Hendry. Apparently if you say his name he appears, so he’s kind of like The Candy Man, only he’s more like The Dandy Man.
This dude is cool as fuck. He’s been appearing all over the place. TNA, NXT, random sports games, I don’t even know where he actually works. This man has somehow created a gimmick that allows him to get paid by everyone, which is a level of ingenuity that must be commended.
He’s contractually bound to give me something to believe in, but aside from that he can go wherever he wants, and I’ll go wherever he appears. He’s my happy guitar-playing Scottish Jesus with Ryan Gosling hair and muffin tops, and I’m his apostle.
