AEW All In 2024
Added 2024-09-05 04:14:36 +0000 UTCHold on to your asses cause ALL ASS Wrestling is back in Wembley. It’s been a whole year since Jungle Boy got his ass pounded by Poopsy Phil backstage for dragging his ass in glass, making an ass of himself, and being a butthead, in that order. But all that ass is in the past, we’ve got an ass-load of asses and a fart-load of fights to admire tonight.
Asswell Jacob Friedman AKA MJ-Ass, vs. The Aerial ASS-ASS-In Will Assprey was an assey assault where these two grab-Ass Masters kicked the crap out of each other’s assholes, opened cans of whoop-ass, put asses in seats, and ripped ass all over the place.
Assprey flew ass-first into a camera guy, knocking his ass out and exposing his very cool underpants. Then MJF got a wedgie and had an entire buttcheek hanging out for most of the match.
I had to look away because it was making me uncomfortable with my sexuality. Thank God Toni Storm was there to make me comfortable with it again. Very comfortable. If I had Tony Storm’s ass as a pillow I’d sleep like a baby and my neck would feel better. That woman has a Tempur-Pedic push-cushion.
All of these wonderful ass jokes were originally in the video but I had to cut most of them cause the microphone sounded weird. It would have been Hella funny. Now I just have to hope and pray that Max’s ass falls out again next year so I can tell them properly, since I’m certain this is my A-material (the A is for Ass.)
My own ass is killing me, this old butt’s been busted ever since I slid down a bumpy log in the rain a few years ago. It was whimsical at the time but I ruined my tailbone forever and now my ass hurts just from sitting here watching other people’s asses for 2 hours. I’m all assed up.
