WWE SummerSlam 2024
Added 2024-09-01 04:47:27 +0000 UTCHell yeah. It’s the biggest party of the summer. I deeply love SummerSlam. Always have. It might be my favorite of the yearly wrestling shows. How can I have a favorite when the card is different every year? Easy. It’s the vibes, bro. Don’t you know about the vibes? SUMMERTIME VIBES.
Don’t even pretend that vibes don’t have a tangible effect on how cool something is, i’ve been studying and immersing myself in vibes my whole life. I’m the master of them. I am the Vibe-Lord.
Summerslam rules. Always. Even Wrestlemania is sometimes a big fat fart. But SummerSlam NEVER disappoints. It NEVER sucks. And it’s NEVER NOT WRESSTLINGG. Except when Logan Paul is on screen, that guy sucks and he is definitely NOT wrestling. But guess what? He lost, and THAT’s wrestling. That’s how wrestling SummerSlam is. Extremely, Jubilantly, Stupidly, WRESTLizng.
