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Added 2024-09-01 04:44:35 +0000 UTCSomething tells me that in my 10 minutes I've gotten everything out of this game that it has to offer me. Funny robot, nice environment, climbing, floating, falling, cool. This game reeks of 2010s hipsterism and I don’t care for it. Except for the part where you float around with a flower, that’s cool.
You can tell this was made in the 2010s because it’s got those floppy legs and silly grab controls that were all the rage then. Your guy is always stumbling around like he’s on noodles and awkwardly trying to grab stuff with his little clamps. This was considered peak gameplay at the time.
I’m too grown up for this silliness. The only things i wanna goofishly grab at are Darcy The Mail Girl’s heaving hooter-honks. Now there’s something I'd be drunkenly wobbling toward like a silly guy. Goongala Goongala!
