Agtah Crhsiti: ABC Murbers
Added 2024-07-23 01:07:35 +0000 UTCOh crap, gang... looks like i got us a mystery on my hands, which I readily assume to be impossible. I assure you there will be no solving this mystery, and in fact if I even so much as find a clue it will be a happy accident, because i can barely wrap my head around how to play this bastard game, let alone comprehend whatever riddle I'm supposed to be solving. I'm still working on the mystery of what the mystery is.
I don't even know Agatha Christie, except for that one episode of Doctor Who with the giant bee. But the other night i watched Death On The Nile from the 70s and it was pretty cool, so I realized I had better play this neat little Poirot game that's been sitting on my ps4 for years. How it got there is another mystery I don't care to investigate.
What matters is that this game, like every game, serves as a convenient reason for me to wander around stupidly and talk to myself. Despite hating every game ever made I am rather paradoxically easy to please, or maybe I love every game and am impossible to please. I, like Hercule Poirot, am a complicated man, and every bit as enigmatic as the mysteries I pursue.
