Nintendo Direct 2024
Added 2024-06-27 16:46:42 +0000 UTCIt seems like only yesterday i was hopelessly reacting to last years overpriced Nintendo Game trailers, but it was in fact last year. I could only justify sacrificing my wallet for one of them, which was Pikmin 4 because duh. So which will be the lucky one Nintendo Game i get to play this year? Will it be something that involves Peach shaking her fine can? I can only hope so.
Come see what wonders await in the upcoming year's vast Nintendo Library of games that will never go on sale. Mario stuff. Metroid stuff. A Zelda game that's actually a Zelda game. They even made a new Phantom Brave to delight nobody but me, the game's one and only longtime supporter.
But that's not all, there's also 20 stupid looking anime games for all the babies out there. This is where we are now. Mario and Donkey Kong are for grownups and anime is for kids. Nintendo has changed the game. In my day anime used to straight up have tits, and also tits up be straight. But nowadays gay is apparently the way, so enjoy your Fairy Tale, I'll be over here wearing Peach's ass as a hat.
