Panel-Cast: Ultimate Spidey and Principles of Necromancy
Added 2024-06-07 20:37:36 +0000 UTCI am an un-living horror and my existence is eternal pain, so i can relate to the grotesque ghouls and reanimated mountains of reeking flesh found in today's tale of terror. It's time for some weird science. The Principles of Necromancy is a handy and informative guide to groundbreaking research that the intelligencia of the day don't want you knowing about.
Doctors want you to stay sick so you can be dependent on their ineffective treatments and then die, but i know a doctor who can cure death itself. His name is Doctor Eyes, and he is as trustworthy a fellow as you'll find in the medical profession. Yes he has weird button eyes and likes to perform his surgeries while wearing the scariest monster mask you've ever seen. So what? Eccentricity is often linked to genius.
But first, there's a new Spider-Man in town. An Ultimate Spider-Man. A NEW Ultimate Spider-Man. A New Ultimate Spider-Man who puts the MAN in New Ultimate SPider-mAN, man. Damn. This guy has kids, and a beard, and a wife, and he doesn't suck. This is considered wild and controversial at Marvel. They typically prefer to force-feed you a Spider-Man who spends his days getting cucked and sniffing farts.
Every once in a while they throw you a bone in the form of an alternate Spider-Man who actually behaves like Spider-Man. But never in the main book, That would make too much sense. The main books are required by editorial to be constant dog shit because it upsets people, and the thinking of the day is that all engagement is good engagement. That is the world we live in. A world that is wrong.
