Wrestlemania XL: Night 2

GOD RELEASE ME FROM THIS PLACE. TAKE ME AWAY FROM THE ADS, THE CELEBRITIES AND THE FOOLS. MY LORD, I BEG OF THEE... SEND DOWN YOUR AVENGING ANGELS TO CLEANSE THE DEGENERACY OF THIS FAILED SOCIETY WITH THE SWIFT AND TERRIBLE WRATH OF YOUR FIERY SWORD. DESTROY THE CANCER IN THIS WORLD AND SET US FREE. SMITE THE BLOODLINES OF POWERFUL MEN WHO THINK THEMSELVES GODS.

SLAUGHTER THE IDOLATERS WHO WORSHIP THEM, FOR THEY HAVE STRAYED FROM YOUR LOVE AND ALLOWED ALL OF THIS TO HAPPEN. WIPE THE RULING CLASS FROM THIS EARTH AND CAST THEM DOWN TO SATAN'S PIT. SEND THEM TO HELL ALONG WITH ALL THE KNOWLEDGE OF MONEY THAT WAS THEIR POWER ON EARTH, SO THAT THIS PLANET MAY FLOURISH ANEW AS AN EDEN ONCE MORE.

ON BEHALF OF ALL MANKIND I REPENT FOR THE SIN OF EVE. TAKE THIS TERRIBLE KNOWLEDGE FROM OUR MINDS AND LET US LAY NAKED IN FIELDS OF LAVENDER AND HONEYSUCKLE, AS WE WERE MADE TO DO. LET US MAKE LOVE AMONGST THE BUTTERFLIES, AND NEVER AGAIN PAY ANY MIND TO THE SELF-AGGRANDIZEMENT OF THE PRIVILEGED FEW, NOR SURRENDER THE FRUITS OF OUR LABOR TO WATCH THEM PLAY. LET US BE THE ONES WHO PLAY.

LET US LIVE SPIRITUAL LIVES OF PEACE AND CONTENTMENT. LET ALL THAT WE BUILD AND TOIL FOR BE OF OUR OWN CHOICE, AND NOT SLAVERY IMPOSED UPON US BY A SYSTEM OF INVISIBLE CHAINS. KILL THESE FALSE KINGS, SLAY THE UNHOLY ONES BORN FROM NEPOTISM. THESE DEFILERS MUST PERISH SO THE MANY CAN PROSPER.

HEAR MY PRAYER O' LORD ABOVE. RAIN DOWN THE VENGEANCE OF HEAVEN AND DELIVER US FROM THIS HORROR. THROW DOWN YOUR LIGHTNING AND YOUR PLAGUES. PUT YOUR CURSES UPON THE HOUSES OF THESE CONTEMPTIBLE DEMAGOGUES. END THEM, ONCE AND FOR ALL. END THIS MADNESS.

PLEASE. JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH. BHUDDA, SANTA, AND GANDALF. WHOSOEVER CAN HEAR ME, IF THERE BE ANY LOVING DEITY IN THIS UNIVERSE, SHOW ME YOUR LOVE BY ANNIHILATING THOSE I HATE. PUT THEM ALL IN THE FUCKING TOILET... AND FLUSH!

AMEN.