endlessjess

Wrestlemania XL: Night 1

Added 2024-05-10 00:47:07 +0000 UTC

Gather round peasants and peons, the benevolent ruling class is here to brighten your day. So pay the fee to watch the rich kids play. What a wonderful world this is, what a fabulous and enlightened culture. Where shithead influencers who make worthless content for stupid children are the ones we lift up and celebrate. Where we worship the battling phonies from wealthy, connected families who were born with opportunities you will never have.

Feelin thirsty? Here, refresh yourself with some Prime at the Prime Hydration Station, bitches. Snap into a Slim Jim and wash it down with some prime, you stupid piece of shit. Here comes Logan Paul to flaunt his ill gotten wealth and status in life that he doesn't deserve. Go ahead and boo him, losers. It only makes his brand more powerful. Your justifiable legitimate disgust for this cancerous person means that he's doing tREmenDOuS hEEL wOrK.

Here comes The Rock to cut the same boring, repetitive, dogshit promo that was written for him by his team of 50 ass kissers. Don't you just love The Rock? It's so funny how he repeats the same 2 or 3 school yard insults over and over to force them into meme status because he's a fake person with nothing remotely authentic to say about anything. Goosebumps Mama Rhodes Fuck Your STory MamMA RhoDEs goOsEBumPS wAlKINg CLowN EmoJi waLAKing CLoWN eMOJI gOOseBUMPs fucK YoUR StORy gOOseBumPS WalKinG clOWn emOJI a hurr durrr gOOSbUmPS.

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I despise this rotten world.