endlessjess

Zombies Ate My Neighbors

Added 2024-04-01 04:00:51 +0000 UTC

Time to kick it oldschool with a classic. I'm sure most of you have heard of this game but if you haven't, you've definitely heard it's music in about 5,000 of my videos over the years. It's one of those 16 bit era gems that left an impression on every 90s kid who crapped in their diaper trying to fight that even bigger diaper crapping baby boss who is not to be confused with Boss Baby.

This is a great 2 player game, but since i'm only a 1 player tonight you better believe im picking the girl, Julie, because she is obviously way cooler than the boy, Zeke, who is a geek, and a freak, and a fartknocker. Look at him. He's a total poser.

This is only a minuscule portion of the spooks this game has to offer, because i'm a little rusty and got chainsawed to death by level 4. But this game has at least 10,000 damn levels. I don't know anyone who's actually beaten it. I used to sit and marathon it for hours, getting up to levels in the 40s, thinking surely i must be close to finishing this bastard game. But nay, i wasn't even close. There's more game in this game than in all the Assassin's Creeds in the world put together. More fun too.