Mafia, ya mooks.
Added 2024-03-31 20:24:19 +0000 UTCThis is the kind of game where the story can only get in the way, because all i wanna do is drive around in my 1920s car. looking at pretty dames on the street and honking my horn that goes AAAOOOGA. But i can't just do that because it has to start with a car chase that i'm in no mental state to comprehend where every time i catch a bullet the entire game turns grey with bloody diarrhea smeared all over the screen. What a waste.
I ain't got time for story and i pay no mind to missions, i'm a very busy mafia man. A real rum runnin, gumshoe gunnin, bowler hat wearin sleazebag who beats people up and says cool stuff. Like calling everybody mooks. I'm a mook, he's a mook, she's a mook, we're all mooks.
That's all i understand about this setting and that's all anyone needs to know. Anything else is a waste of time and energy. I don't even know what i'm talking about.
