endlessjess

Another Damn Stupid Sonic Racing Game

Added 2024-03-30 16:05:00 +0000 UTC

God, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for playing a Sonic game. Not even a real Sonic game either. It's just another of those asinine Sonic Racing games where he drives a car despite being, you know, Sonic. It's a terrible thing that I've done, and I promise I'll probably stop doing it. That's not a promise, just a helpful piece of advice for myself that i hope i listen to.

I could have sworn i played one of these long ago, in another life. But that one was cool cause it had more than just Sonic characters. It had Crazy Taxi guys in it. Crazy Taxi is my Sonic. So that game was acceptable. This one i don't think has any of those cool guys, and it's also not as good.

For all i know this could be the game that came out before the last game i played, which would explain why it has less characters and more assness. I have no idea because that was 10,000 years ago and i can't believe this is even a series. Who demanded multiple games where Sonic drives a car? Whose wet fart of an idea was this? The motherfucker could leave all these fools in the dust on foot. The whole series is a thing that should not be. I'm a stupider and less fulfilled person for having played it.