Alekhine's Gun
Added 2024-02-29 06:07:09 +0000 UTCWhat the hell is Alekhine's Gun? What's even an Alekhine? How do i even say that? These are all valid and forever unanswered questions. For it was not by my hand that i came to possess such an item. This mysterious game installed itself when i wasn't looking, so it could sit there daring me to give into my curiosity and play it.
Oh i played it alright. I ain't too scared to play any game, no matter how potentially ass. But this is one of those rare times when the game isn't ass at all. Okay, maybe it's a little ass. The controls are not great, and it all feels janky enough that i can barely tell what console it was made for. One of the X-Boxes I'm sure. I don't know what year I'm in.
This game is the kind of ass i could spank. Juicy and hypnotically bouncing to the sound of Timber by Pitbull ft. Ke$ha.
