endlessjess

Groovy Tunes: Cannons - Heartbeat Highway

Added 2024-02-29 04:49:44 +0000 UTC

Hey baby it's time for a sexy band. Look at that album cover. There has never in history been an album cover so flawlessly and completely communicative of the album's themes. What you see is what you get, these are the lovey-dovey-ist damn songs you've ever heard in your stupid life.

Here's a real example of this band's lyrics.

crush, crush crush crush crush

crush. crush crush crush cruch

Get the point? It's vague but i think she might have a crush on someone. Imagine if Bruce Springsteen was a chick and she was really into you, that's what Cannons sounds like. In this, the darkest age of humanity since The Great War, music so committed to beauty and unabashed romance can only be celebrated in the highest esteem. In a way it's metal as fuck and seriously hardcore. So you better be down to clown with Cannons cause Cannons is down to go down on your cannon or clam.