Buff Movie Buffs: Jingle All The Way
Added 2023-12-11 08:42:24 +0000 UTCGet your asses ready for another manic and loud Buff Movie Buff Riffmas Double Feature! First up is the Holiday Turbo-Classic, Jingle All The Way, which features Arnie punching a reindeer and screaming about cookies. This is either an extremely funny movie, or Gargak and me were just extremely drunk and therefore funny enough for ourselves and the movie.
This a film about Arnold Schwarzenegger, the only normal man on Earth, trying to get a Turbo man for his kid while contending with every annoying humanoid possible. Phil Hartman's trying to fuck his wife, Mailman Sinbad won't leave him alone, and worst of all Jim Belushi eats up an entire scene singing about all the little boys he loves.
This one's a classic and so is the next movie. Arnold rules. That's it. I have nothing more to say to you. But I'll be back (That's a thing Arnold says) with some more gift wrapped riffage in Part 2 of The Buff Movie Buffs Christmas Blackout.
