REmake Part 9: No More Funny Business
Added 2023-12-01 06:02:49 +0000 UTCThis is probably the slowest moving drunken stumble / senile ramble through a game which can be beaten in 2 hours that anyone's ever witnessed. That's because I'm savoring it. I like this game. Also, I'm too fucking funny to make any progress, both in video games and in life. I'm cursed.
This whole episode is just me stupidly getting back to where i hilariously died last time because i silly-ishly hadn't saved in a while. I also die in this one, in a fashion that befits my famous foolery. But that all ends now. It's time to get serious. it's time to get dangerous. No more silly games and ha ha hootenannies. No more funny business. I mean it. This time, I'm playing for real.
OH GOD MY ASS HURTS IN THIS CHAIR. BOOGERS ARE FALLING OUT OF MY BUTT AND MY PEE IS FREE. I HATE DOGS AND I LOVE BOOBIES. I EAT TOO MUCH GODDAMN WENDYS AND NOW MY ASSHOLE IS FALLING OUT.
Oh well, maybe next time.
