endlessjess

Corpse Party - Meme Game or Scream Game?

Added 2023-10-24 19:45:24 +0000 UTC

I feel like i've been hearing about corpse party for centuries. This was one of the early RPG maker games to become a big cult hit. It spawned spin-offs, sequels, a manga, an anime, live action movies, and apparantly even a damn theme park ride. Fuck that, i won't even go into Spirit Halloween without a concealed weapon and a Mother Mary candle from the Latino mall.

This is one of those games that got as popular as a prom queen during the facecam lets play boom, and in this case that prom queen is Carrie cause this filthy shit is one bloody bitch. People love reactions to this game because it's gorily demented, hideous, and cruel, and is constantly throwing Helly death at your face.

That's all well and good but it's yet to pass the ultimate test of worthiness, and that's the Oldschool Fool's patented "pissed off and bored" meter. You see, I'm such an optimist and patrician game enjoyer the meter always starts at 0 percent pissed off and bored. But the mercury in the meter creeps ever higher the more unskippable tutorials im bombarded with or long, boring intro cutscenes i'm subjected to.

This game's intro cutscene is 20 minutes long so not a great start to this so called party. Tune in next time to see if Corpse Party can redeem itself once the actual game decides to start. But first, tune in this time to see my meter hit max pissed and bored, resulting in the very earth itself splitting apart to get this corpse party retarded, i mean started.