Resident Evil Revelations
Added 2023-10-01 04:59:57 +0000 UTCThis bastard is still uploading, give it a minute if it doesn't show.
Anyway here's one of the good spin off Resident Evil games that i never got around to beating because my PS3 exploded with the disc still inside. It's been a literal decade of me thinking im gonna get around to fixing it one day, so i can get the disc out, and also save whatever stuff i had on that brick. Which i'm pretty sure was just a really hot lara croft desktop image and some prom photos. Those pictures of 17 year old me flipping off the camera while wearing sunglasses inside a dark gymnasium must be preserved for future generations.
As a sophisticated Jill enjoyer and esteemed boatman, this game has two things going for it. It's Jill, on a boat. I'm also there, in the form of a big fat Hispanic man, so it's like we're on a date. But it's a scary date, cause it's Jill, and she's always having zombie problems.
Sadly only the first part of the game is on a boat, the rest of the environments i don't even remember. I vaguely recall being in a lab level before my PS3 bit the dust. But that can hardly be called a memory since saying a Resident Evil game has a lab level is like guessing that poop will smell bad. This game doesn't smell bad though. It smells good. I'm sure some of the monsters smell bad, but they haven't invented smellovision yet so we're safe.
