Ender Lillies Review

Hey, it's only been 10,000 years since i put out an actual game review. I've been meaning to do something about that, but i've been busy being a buff movie anime wrestling comic book request guy. Somehow this one 5 minute review took 8 months to make. I started it in December around the same time i began offering an obscene amount of request tiers, so the poor thing kept getting pushed back.

I still have requests to finish, but i found the time here and there for this to slowly come together, so now you finally get to learn that you should play this cool game. Unless someone else already told you. In which case, whatever it's a cool review video, you like those. Plus it's by me, you like those even more.

There will be more game reviews like this eventually. If you think this one took me a while, Wait until you someday see the Metroid Dread review i started working on 2 winters ago. The only reason i do more movie, comic and wrestling reviews than game reviews is because games are too expensive to take as requests, so if i want to put out gamer content, commentating stupidly on what i have available is all i usually have time for.

So just to dip my toe back into the realm of gamer essays, i wrote this short and to the point review on a neat little game chosen for no special reason other than it was the most recent one i played. See, i CAN still make a normal video without screaming about Wendys or how horny i am.

I still got it, i never lost it, and i can bust it out whenever the hell i feel like, it just so happens i that when you do literally every kind of content about everything for a living, some things end up getting put on hold for a while. But never forever.

Every stray thought and flight of fancy my mind has ever conjured still remains, waiting to be pulled fully formed from the ether whenever i deem fit. Until then they gestate in a creativity cocoon growing ever more powerful. Like a succulent pot roast in a slow cooker, I am inevitable.