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Echo-Pod 5: Stupid Crap For Babies and Nerds

Added 2023-07-26 21:03:13 +0000 UTC

BOARD GAMES! POKEMON CARDS! FANFICTION AND SPIDER-MAN!

WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE??

Here's a giant-sized echo pod for your giant-sized inane topics. It was a nightmare and I swear on all that's holy i'm never going over an hour again. This one's nearly 2 hours and i cut a lot out of it.

Most of the topics this time had multiple parts to them because you devious dolphin dorks have learned to word your requests in such a way as to sneak multiple topics into them, and since i'm so disgustingly fucking generous i made sure to touch on everything. You're welcome.

Talking about this nerd stuff makes me feel like i need a shower, and also a different career, and an entirely new identity. But luckily for you i made every wrong decision in life and am qualified for literally nothing else. Hopefully i'll die soon and then everyone can wack themselves off pretending they appreciated me when i was here.

SATAN TAKE ME! THE INFERNO CAN ONLY BE AN IMPROVEMENT! NO CIRCLE OF HELL COULD EVER BE WORSE THAN THE DIGITAL POISON I HAVE TOILED IN FOR ALL THESE RUINOUS YEARS!

END THIS PERDITION! THIS DAMNATION! THIS NEVER-ENDING TORMENT!

FREE MY SOUL FROM THIS EARTHLY NIGHTMARE!

SHOW ME THE MERCY OF HELL!