Midnight Pals: More Christmas

Charles Dickens: ho ho ho it's me, Mr Christmas!
Dickens: time for more Christmas cheer!
Poe: it's january, charles
Dickens:
Dickens:
Dickens:

Dickens: you know what your problem is, edgar?
Dickens: you don't love Christmas!
Poe: you're lashing out, Charles
Dickens: it's true!
Dickens: why, you're nothing but a…a…
Dickens: you know
Dickens: a
Dickens: a guy who hates Christmas!
Dickens: god, i wish there was a pithy name for that kind of person!

Dickens: you know what i'm saying
Dickens: like, a guy who just really hates the spirit of Christmas
Dickens: like
Dickens: like
Barker: like a sc-
Dickens: SHUT UP, I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP

Poe: Charles, you're being unreasonable
Dickens: get away from me! you Christmas hater!
Dickens: why, you're nothing but a…
Dickens: nothing but a…
Dickens: nothing but a GRINCH!
Koontz: GASP!!!

King: whoa there, Charles, let's not say anything we can't take back
Dickens: it's true!
Dickens: edgar is a grinch!
Koontz: GASP!
Koontz: edgar, is that true???
Koontz: do you really hate Christmas?
Poe: what?
Poe: no!
Poe: i mean
Poe: i like Christmas a reasonable amount

Poe: this is ridiculous
Poe: why are we even having this conversation?
Poe: clive, somehow i feel like you're behind this
Barker: moi?????
Poe: that response only makes me more sure of it

Brom: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of Krampus the Christmas lord
Dickens: Krampus? the Christmas lord?
Dickens: i think we all know who the real lord of Christmas is
Koontz: Jesus?
Dickens:
Dickens: no i'm talking about me

King: Charles, maybe you're talking this a little too far
Dickens: I'M MISTER FUCKING CHRISTMAS
Dickens: MY MOTHER WAS SANTA CLAUS AND MY FATHER WAS OLIVE THE OTHER REINDEER!!! I EAT SEASONAL DEPRESSION AND SHIT RANKIN BASS SPECIALS!!!

Dickens: i'm gonna eat a full Christmas dinner every fuckin day and listen to the queen's speech!
Dickens: and when santa claus squeezes his fat ass down that chimney, he's gonna the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!!!