Bitter Karella

Midnight Pals: Orgasm Lake

Added 2025-12-09 17:00:17 +0000 UTC

Graham Joyce: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of some kind of fairy tale
Joyce: it's about a girl who gets kidnapped by fairies
Joyce: and i know what you're thinking
Joyce: but my fairies are different

Joyce: this girl is kidnapped by fairies but then
Joyce: she comes back
Arthur Conan Doyle: a returnee from fairyland?
Doyle: my god, this could be the biggest interdimensional cross rip since the Jennifer McMahon's story last week

Doyle: [clutching files] I've compiled all the information on fairies, i will prove they are real!!
Joyce: um sure
Joyce: don't you think that you're taking this a little too seriously?
Doyle: you forget that i was present at an undersea, unexplained mass sponge migration

Doyle: tell me about these fairies
Doyle: leave nothing out
Joyce: okay so the first thing you gotta know about fairies is they are extremely horny
Barker: haha YES

Doyle: fairies horny? i haven't encountered this claim before
Doyle: and yet somehow, it does make sense
Barker: hell yeah it makes sense

Joyce: oh yeah, see, they also have this special lake
Joyce: this special lake where\
Joyce: get this
Joyce: you have orgasms
Doyle:
Doyle: wait, what?

Joyce: yeah yeah see the waves, like, push you around
Joyce: and they massage your junk
Joyce: you know
Joyce: like an orgasm lake should

Doyle:
Doyle: ok um this is another new claim
Joyce: i mean you know how it is
Joyce: the motion of the ocean means small craft advisories

Joyce: anyway, what else can i tell you about fairies?
Poe:
King:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Barker:
King: what's the deal with the orgasm lake
Barker: YES tell us more about the orgasm lake
Joyce: oh it's just a totally normal orgasm lake