Midnight Pals: Glinner's Game

[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i want you all to say hello to graham linehan
Rowling: he'ss jussst a normal man
Graham Linehan: [wearing tin foil hat] trans free masons run the country!

Rowling: yess yess i know i wass ignoring graham for a long time
Rowling: i thought that hiss unhinged behavior and general repellentnessss might make all us terfss look bad
Rowling: but i think the general sstate of gender critical thought hass finally caught up to him
Rowling: welcome back to the fold, graham!

Rowling: i am hereby placing my endorssment upon graham linehan
Rowling: i'm pretty confident that he'ss not going to do anything wildly embarrassssing

Linehan: trans people are always doing perverted things like trying to pee in bathrooms
Linehan: not normal things like using AI to write psycho-sexual gedank experiment sissy humiliation kink games focused on their junk
Linehan: that reminds me, want to see a game i'm working on?

Linehan: well, i'm not really working on it
Linehan: i got the AI to make it
Linehan: the creative genius behind such luminous Britcoms as Father Ted, Black Books and The IT Crowd doesn't have time to write games
Linehan: i'm much too busy sleeping in my racing car bed

Linehan: ok so what if there were 5 blind lesbian RPG adventurers
Linehan: they're out on an adventure, killing dragons
Linehan: but one of their number is actually a lesbian troll
Rowling: so the other lessbiansss are, like, halflingsss and elvesss or whatever?
Linehan: what?

Linehan: how would they know which one is the troll?
Rowling: well, i asssume their remaining sssensess mussst be pretty ssharp
Rowling: if they're out killing dragonss and all
Linehan: what
Linehan: no see you don't think of an answer
Linehan: i asked the AI to think of an answer
Rowling:
Rowling: not much of a game, isss it?

Linehan: no no you don't understand!
Linehan: when i say "lesbian troll" that's code for trans woman
Linehan: you know, the only thing that i think about
Linehan: kinda thought we were on the same wavelength on this one

Linehan: i also asked the AI to devise a punishment for the troll
Linehan: like what if they forced me to be their maid and dressed me in a frilly little costume or
Rowling: forced you?
Linehan: i mean forced the troll! the troll!

Linehan: haha just a slip of the tongue
Linehan: ha ha
Rowling:
Linehan: the trans made me misspeak
Linehan: the fucking trans!!

JK Rowling: is this a fetish thing
Graham Linehan: oh no no no no no
Linehan: of course not
Linehan: i also instructed the AI that the punishment should NOT give the troll a big, hard, throbbing erection
Rowling: oh good!