Midnight Pals: Crappy UFO

Whitley Strieber: welcome back, grey wolves, to the dreamland with whitley Strieber
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Strieber: keep watching the skies!
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Strieber: today we've got a revelation that's gonna really blow your minds
Strieber: i'm here today with Guillermo del Toro
del Toro: who report a close encounter
del Toro: of the BLURRED kind

Strieber: so you say that you saw an actual real life UFO?
del Toro: that's right, whitley
Strieber: can you describe the UFO
del Toro: yeah it looked like shit

del Toro: you know, just really cliched
del Toro: no craft to the whole thing
del Toro: just hack work. really hacky.
del Toro: frankly, i was embarrassed for them
Strieber: don't you think that's a little harsh?
del Toro: no
del Toro: they should do better

Strieber: now come on
Strieber: you can't just knock the flying saucer design as "hack"
del Toro: it's been done
Strieber: it's a classic shape!
del Toro: it's tired
Strieber: it's classic! it doesn't go out of style!

Strieber: the flying saucer is a staple of the genre! you have to respect a classic!
del Toro: if i made a space ship, it would look totally original
del Toro: like nothing you've ever seen before
del Toro: blending the whimsical and the macabre
Strieber: well, of course YOU would!

del Toro: i would make design a space ship so that it was humanized
del Toro: and would represent a twisted mirror of society
del Toro: maybe give it a dark fairytale aesthetic
del Toro: also i'd put the eyes in a weird place
del Toro: spaceships have eyes, right?

Strieber: let's go to the lines
Strieber: hello caller you're on the air with dreamland and whitley strieber
Barker: hey whitley long time listener, first time caller
Barker: have you considered that you're all bonkers
del Toro: that's just your onion, man
Barker:
Barker: listen here you son of a bitch