Midnight Pals: A Game in Yellow

Hailey Piper: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the game in yellow
Piper: what if there was a book that, if you read it, it made you go insane
Piper: but also it made you super horny
Piper: would you take that chance?
Barker: i don't know why you're even asking lol

Piper: look, has it ever happened that you find you've exhausted all the pleasures of this world
Piper: and you're just desperate for some new thrill
Piper: some dangerous new precipice of pleasure
Barker: oh yeah i hate when that happens

Piper: well, luckily, i happen to have such a thing right here
Piper: it's a little play called the king in yellow
Lovecraft: wait a second
Lovecraft: i know this play!
Piper: that's right

Lovecraft: everyone! don't read it!
Lovecraft: just looking at Act I is enough to nearly drive you mad!
Piper: well, that's a relief
Piper: cuz what i have here is actually Act II
Lovecraft: what?!?
Lovecraft: that's even worse!!

Lovecraft: [sweats] don't read it!
Lovecraft: it makes you go crazy if you look at it!
Poe: you say that about everything, howard
Poe: you say this about Italians
August Derleth: that's a half truth!
Derleth: in real life, howard was actually NOT racist against Italians!
Derleth: how about you all read Deep Cuts in a Lovecraftian Vein for once

Edward Lee: hey baby
Piper:
Lee: you know i'm a pretty big wheel down at the campfire
Piper:
Lee: yup yup i really pull some weight in the world of whatever it is i do
Piper: wow that's really uh neat, i guess

Lee: yup yup yup
Lee: oops i just dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong
Piper:
Piper: hey would you like to read this book

Lee: totally baby i'd love to read your book
Lee: whatever floats your boat
Barker: you're bombing out Ed
Lee: SHUT UP, I AM NOT
Lee: STOP CROWDING ME, I'M WORKING AN ANGLE

Piper: that's right
Piper: hey do me a favor
Piper: could you read a couple passages for me
Lee: hey whatever gets you going baby

Lee: ha ha no sweat
Lovecraft: Edward! don't read that book!
Lee: bro you're horning in on my game here

Lee: [reading] " Welcome to the land that's way under, down under"
Lee: "The sky's always yellow in rain or shine"
Lee: "Down in carcosa, come to carcosa"
Lee: [nose bleeding] oh man this is giving me a headache

Poe: ed maybe you should take a break
Lee: no way bro
Lee: i'm not letting some book push me around
Lee: what would people say?
Lee: "oh man you hear about that Edward lee? couldn't even read a book"
Lee: i won't have people saying that, bro! I won't have it!!
Lee: I WILL READ THIS BOOK INTO SUBMISSION!

Lee: ain't no book that can defeat me!
Lee: YEAH BRO HA HA YEAH
Lee: [holding up hand to Lovecraft for high five]
Lovecraft:
Lee: don't leave me hanging bro
Lovecraft: i
Lovecraft: i don't know what you're asking for

Lee: [reading]: "Along the shore the cloud waves break"
Lee: "The twin suns sink behind THE THRILL OF THE HUNT THE SMELL OF THE SHUNT"
Cynthia Pelayo: GODFUCKINGDAMNIT
Piper: ah ha ha
Piper: undefeated!